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A not-so-brief rundown of letters G-I in Jeffrey Epstein's 'Black Book'

2020.07.13 20:21 LearningIsListening A not-so-brief rundown of letters G-I in Jeffrey Epstein's 'Black Book'

Below is a rundown of letters G-I of Epstein's contacts. Last year, I wrote about letters A-C. You can check that out here (https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/cpis3n/a_brief_rundown_of_the_first_ten_pages_of_jeffrey/).
I also wrote about letters D-F on July 5, 2020. You can check that out here (https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/hlrba8/a_notsobrief_rundown_of_letters_df_in_jeffrey/). There are some misspelled names. Epstein entered their names like this.
I have bolded some of the more interesting connections and information, but there could be much more that I overlooked. I hope something here strikes an interest in someone and maybe we can get more investigations out of this. Please, if you know anything more about any of these people than what is presented here, post below. I am working off of the unredacted black book found here: https://www.coreysdigs.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/Jeffrey-Epsteins-Little-Black-Book-unredacted.pdf
G-I
Gaetani, Gelasio: Count Gelasio Gaetani comes from one of the oldest families in Rome. The Gaetani (also known as Caetani) family has produced 3 popes, including Pope Boniface VIII. Gelasio is a wine specialist and vineyard owner who helps celebrities buy the most unique bottles of wine throughout the world.
Gaetani, Rufreido: Roffredo Gaetani was an Italian count, prince, and duke who died in a car crash in 2005. Roffredo came to the public’s attention when he dated Ivana Trump in the 1990s. Brother of Gelasio.
Gallman, Kuki: Kuki Gallmann is a best-selling author (5 of her books were global best sellers), poet, environmental activist, and conservationist. Owns a 98,000 acre cattle ranch in Kenya with her husband, which she turned into a conservation park.
Ganero, Mario Jr.: Where do we even begin? Mario Garnero is a Brazilian banker and entrepreneur who has been deemed the “father of the ethanol car” and is the chairman of the board and primary shareholder of Brasilinvest Group, a banking firm worth $700 million. Garnero’s connections run extremely deep. He is/has been personal friends with Jacob Rothschild, David Rockefeller, Bill Clinton, George H. W. Bush, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, Henry Kissinger, Helmut Schmidt, and many others. The following website makes some startling connections between Garnero, Epstein, and others (source: https://aeltri.com/2019/02/12/john-of-god-mario-garnero-and-epstein/). Quick summary: Record producer Damon Dash (former co-founder of Roc-A-Fella Records with Jay-Z) allegedly raped a supermodel who worked for Naomi Campbell at a party thrown by Garnero (source: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/poshs-friend-sued-for-rape-6939248.html).
Garnero has been referred to as a “Rothschild pawn” who tried to help Aecio Neves rise to power. Garnero also appointed “George Soros frontman, Arminio Fraga, who worked in Soros’ Quantum Fund, as Minister of the Economy.”
Ganoza, Esteban Juan: A Peruvian businessman who said he met Maxwell in the 1980s when he lived in New York, but denied any ties to pedophilia when his contact information was revealed to be in Epstein’s ‘Black Book.’
Garcia, Ludmila: No info found.
Gardner. Adam: No info found.
Garland, Michael: Likely the Chairman of investment firm C5 Capital, located in London.
Garson, Jeremy: Likely refers to the lawyer who is a partner at Herbert Smith Freehills who specializes in large-scale international commercial disputes. Not completely positive, though.
Gaspar, Nacho: Not sure. Could be a number of Ignazio Gaspars, all of whom are businessmen.
Gaul, Harriett: Harriett Jagger is a fashion stylist and former fashion director of Tatler, a fashion magazine owned by Conde Nast (parent company of Vogue, GQ, etc.), which has come up several times during my investigations, and Harpers. She had a daughter with property dealer Simon Gaul, the Godson of Prince Rainier of Monaco.
Geary, Tim: Served in public relations and was Director of Membership at Soho House, a restaurant and private members club. Billionaire Ron Burkle owns 60% of Soho House. Burkle, along with Bill Clinton, Chris Tucker, Kevin Spacey, travelled to Africa for an anti-poverty, anti-AIDs tour on Epstein’s Lolita Express. Nothing fishy there.
Gelardin, Jack: No info found. The address listed is located in Chelsea, London, and sold for over 5 million pounds in 2013.
German-Ribon, Catriona: Catriona Blampied (nee German-Ribon) is the Managing Partner, Founder, and Owner of talent agency Procure Worldwide & Procure Digital since 2016. Worked as Managing Director at Platinum Rye Entertainment, another talent agency, before that.
Gertler, Eric: A venture capitalist who served as Chairman of U.S. News & World Report, a media company most known for publishing news, consumer advice, and rankings ranging from education (top universities, high schools, etc.) to job professions, healthcare, and too many others to mention. In 2019, Governor Andrew Cuomo nominated Gertler to serve as President and CEO of Empire State Development, New York’s chief economic agency. In Epstein’s ‘Black Book,’ Privista is listed under Gertler’s name. Privista is a company that protects against identity theft. Gertler was President and CEO.
Getty, Mark: Co-founder and Chairman of Getty Images, a photographic conglomerate. If you have ever surfed the Internet, you have seen several pictures/images belonging to Getty Images. From 2008-2016, Getty was the Chairman of the Trustees of the National Gallery in London. Grandson of Jean Paul Getty Sr., founder of Getty Oil Company, and one of the richest men in the world during his time. The Getty Family has a net worth north of $5 billion as of 2015.
Getty, Pia and Chris: Pia Getty is the daughter of billionaire Robert Warren Miller, an American-born British businessman and founder of Duty Free Shops. Pia’s sisters are Princess Alexandra von Furstenberg of designer fame and Maria-Chantal, Crown Princess of Greece, Princess of Denmark. Her ex-husband (1992-2005), Christopher, is Mark Getty’s first cousin. Christopher is also the grandson of Jean Paul Getty Sr. When they were married, Pia and Mark would hold A-list parties on the rooftop of their Manhattan townhouse. Their townhouse was located half a mile from Jeffrey Epstein’s mansion. Many people think that the Getty Museum in Los Angeles houses an underground base and city for the elites.
Gibbs, Emma: Former girlfriend of Prince Andrew. Gibbs was introduced to Prince Andrew by her good friend, Ghislaine Maxwell. Gibbs worked as a PR consultant.
Gibson, Caroline: Likely to be the award-winning freelance copywriter and content writer who has worked on a number of high-profile advertisements.
Gilifilan, Andrew: Managing Director of Europe, the Middle East, and Africa for Cambridge University Press. Retired in 2012.
Gillford, Lord & Lady: Lord Gillford is Patrick Meade, the 8th Earl of Clanwilliam. He is a businessman who is on the board of Soma Oil & Gas Holdings and Eurasia Drilling Company, where he served as Chairman. Eurasia Drilling Company is owned by Russian billionaire oligarch, Alexander Dzhaparidze and billionaire Alexander Putilov.
Gilmour, Andrew & Emma: Gilmour is a diplomat for the UN who has spoken out strongly against Israel’s treatment of Palestinians. Gilmour’s father, Sir Ian Gilmour, served as a minister in Margaret Thatcher’s first cabinet. Emma Gilmour (nee Williams) is a physician and author.
Ginsberg, Gary: Former Executive VP of Global Marketing and Corporate Affairs at Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp, the fourth-largest media group in the world prior to splitting in 2013. Ginsberg was a close confidant of Rupert Murdoch and Peter Chernin while at News Corp. Ginsberg also served in the Clinton Administration at the White House Counsel’s Office and Department of Justice. Ginsberg has brokered meetings between Rupert Murdoch and the Clintons, as well as Obama. Ginsberg is currently on the Board of Directors of New Visions for Public Schools, which designs course curricula for students in NYC. New Visions supports many schools, impacting 230,000 students (source: https://newyorkschooltalk.org/2019/07/at-new-visions-for-public-schools-its-all-about-continuous-school-improvement-hows-that-going/). Their Networks for School Improvement Initiative is funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. New Visions also has ties to the Carnegie Foundation, which donates millions of dollars in grants (source: https://www.carnegie.org/grants/grants-database/grantee/new-visions-for-public-schools-inc/#!/grants/grants-database/grant/312395808.0/). Ginsberg is also a friend of and speechwriter for Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu.
Gittis, Howard: Gittis (1934-2007) was an attorney and adviser to billionaire businessman Ron Perelman. He worked at MacAndrews & Forbes, an investment firm owned by Perelman. In 1995, Perelman hosted a dinner with Bill Clinton, Jeffrey Epstein, Clinton college friend Arnold Paul Prosperi, Don Johnson, Jimmy Buffett, and Don Fowler, who was the co-chairman of the DNC. More on Perelman later.
Giussani, Luca: President, CEO of Dorial Telecom, Inc., a telecommunications company.
Glanville, Mary: A philanthropy consultant who spent years in TV, Glanville also worked as a PR contact for the Bonita Trust which donated £100,000 to the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children (NSPCC) back in 2009 to “update its ChildLine technical infrastructure and purchase essential equipment so that more children can get help from its ChildLine service” (source: https://www.prweb.com/releases/2009/07/prweb2625274.htm). Glanville was the author of that PR statement.
Glass, Charlie: Could possibly be Charles Glass, author, publisher, and journalist that specializes in the Middle East, but I cannot confirm.
Glentworth, Edmund & Emily: Edmund Pery is the 7th Earl of Limerick and was formerly known as Viscount Glentworth. He worked in British government until becoming director of Deutsche Bank. Emily is Edmund’s wife.
Goess, Pilar: A countess and Austrian-American model who posed for Playboy. Goess died in 1999 from a brain tumor.
Goldberg, Ellen: President of Santa Fe Institute, an organization in New Mexico that hosts faculty consisting of Nobel Laureates, members of the National Academy of Sciences, and MacArthur fellows. Goldberg is also a research professor in the Department of Biology at the University of New Mexico. Dr. Goldberg is a member of the Biology Advisory Committee of the National Science Foundation, and of the National Advisory Allergy and Infectious Diseases Council at the National Institutes of Health. Goldberg has a Ph.D. in genetics from Cornell University Medical College.
Goldsmith, Isabel: An art collector and owner of Hotel Las Alamandas in Mexico. Goldsmith is the daughter of Sir James Goldsmith, a French-British financier, tycoon, and member of the European Parliament.
Golinkin, Sandy: Former Vice President and Publisher of Lucky, a fashion and lifestyle magazine owned by Conde Nast. Has frequently been photographed with celebrities and elite at various parties.
Gomez, Thomas: Thomas Gommes is a former international corporate lawyer.
Gomme, William & Emma: William Gomme is a former director of several furniture manufacturing companies in London. Emma is his wife.
Gordon, Jacobo: Spanish businessman who co-founded several real estate and gaming companies with Alejandro Agag. Agag is a former politician in Spain. He became Secretary General of the European People’s Party (EPP), a tremendous political faction in Europe. Agag played a huge role in getting former Italy PM Silvio Berlusconi’s party into the EPP. Berlusconi has been charged for underage prostitution in the past. Agag quit politics to pursue financial and sporting interests. He is married to the daughter of Jose Maria Aznar, the former PM of Spain and Ana Botella Serrano, the first female mayor of Madrid. Guests at Agag’s wedding included kings and queens. Berlusconi and Tony Blair served as witnesses.
Gore, Juliet: The only Juliet Gore I found is the co-director of Neuro Orthopaedic Institute out of Australia. Doesn’t feel right.
Gottlieb, Steve: A music executive who discovered Nine Inch Nails, Pitbull, Sevendust, and Ja Rule. He has served on the boards of Napster and Musicmatch. He is currently CEO of Shindig, a Zoom-like platform for people to meet each other online.
Goulandris, Dimitri: Founder of The Cycladic Group, which invests and creates businesses. Spent 8 years at Morgan Stanley in its private equity group. Goulandris is the Executive Director and a Board Member for Knightsbridge Schools, which has 3 schools (KSI Montenegro [a boarding school], KSI Bogota, and KSI Panama), all of which are primary/secondary schools for students aged 2-18.
Grabau, Lorenzo: Spent seventeen years at Goldman Sachs before becoming CEO of Investment AB Kinnevik, a Swedish investment firm. He was fired less than 3 years after taking the position.
Graff, Francois: CEO of family-owned Graff, one of the world’s most notable jewellery houses. The company is worth several billion dollars. Graff has been photographed with the likes of Wilbur Ross. In 2001, there was a party celebrating the opening of a new Graff’s store. Attendees included Ghislaine Maxwell, Ivana Trump, Joan Collins, and Denise Rich (source: https://www.nytimes.com/2001/06/05/style/IHT-laurence-graff-and-his-pockets-full-of-diamonds-the-buccaneer-of.html)
Granby, David: David Charles Robert Manners is the 11th Duke of Rutland. He also goes by the Marquess of Granby. Granby is a high-profile supporter of the UK Independence Party and has hosted fundraising events at his ancestral home, Belvoir Castle. Employed Harvey Proctor, the former Conservative Parliament member who had to resign because he had sexual relations with underage male prostitutes, as his personal secretary.
Grange, Jacques: A French interior designer for the rich. Clients include Princess Caroline of Monaco, Francis Ford Coppola, Alain Ducasse, and several billionaires, to name a few.
Grant Jamie: Likely James Grant, owner of No2 Pound Street, an award-winning wine shop that specializes in British Cheese and cured meats. He and his wife previously worked at some leading hotels and restaurants.
Greece Princess Olga: Princess Olga, Duchess of Apulia (nee Princess Olga Isabelle of Greece) married her second cousin, Prince Aimone of Savoy, Duke of Apulia, in 2008. Olga’s father is first cousins with Prince Phillip (Queen Elizabeth’s wife).
Greece, MC & Pavlos: Pavlos is the eldest son of Constantine II, the last King of Greece, before the monarchy was abolished in 1973. Worked in New York as an investment portfolio manager. MC is his wife, Marie-Chantal, Crown Princess of Greece. Her father is the billionaire founder of Duty Free Shops. Her sisters, Alexandra and Pia, married into the von Furstenberg and Getty families, respectively. A dinner party was thrown for them at the Standard Hotel in 2009. There were about 12 guests there. One of those exclusive guests was Ghislaine Maxwell (source: https://wwd.com/eye/people/royal-standard-a-fete-for-princess-marie-chantal-and-prince-pavlos-2399957/)
Green, Deborah: No info found.
Green, Jeremy: Likely the former Chief Executive of Quba Property Holdings in South Africa.
Green, Judy: A New York socialite who hobnobbed with an elite crowd. She was considered Andy Warhol’s first muse. He did her photo portrait and she starred in his first movie, The Kiss. She was reportedly close with Frank Sinatra. Edgar M. Bromfman served as Best Man at her wedding to William John Green in 1964. Bromfman is the owner of Seagram, the beverage company. His daughters, Clare and Sara, were members of NXIVM, a cult that recruited women and forced them into sexual slavery.
Gregg Geordie & Katherine: Geordie Grieg is an English journalist and editor of The Daily Mail. Grieg is good friends and has been photographed partying with Ghislaine Maxwell. He is the former editor of Tatler, a Conde Nast-owned British magazine that is targeted towards the upper class and those interested in high society events. Tatler connections come up constantly in the ‘Black Book.’
Grenfell, Natasha: Daughter of Lord St Just, heir to a banking fortune and Wilbury Park mansion. Her mother was actress and one-time Tennessee Williams love interest, Maria Britneva. Natasha is a socialite who has is friends with royalty, actors, and musicians
Griffen, Ted: This is most likely screenwriter, producer, and director Ted Griffin. He has worked on The Wolf of Wall Street, Ocean’s Eleven, and Tower Heist.
Griscom, Nina: A model, socialite, TV personality, and entrepreneur who died earlier this year. Her first husband was a modeling booker for Ford Models, which I wrote about in the D-F section of Epstein’s ‘Black Book’ (link: https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/hlrba8/a_notsobrief_rundown_of_letters_df_in_jeffrey/). She went on to cheat on her next husband with sugar billionaire Pepe Fanjul, who is also mentioned in the D-F link above. Was a close friend of Blaine Trump, ex-wife of Robert Trump, Donald’s younger brother.
Gross, Pamela & Jimmy Finkelstein: James Finkelstein is the owner of The Hill, an American news website often cited here in /conspiracy. He is close with Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani. Pamela Gross is his wife. She worked at CNN until 2017 and is close friends with Melania Trump.
Grossman Lloyd: Loyd Grossman is an British author and broadcaster best known for hosting Masterchef from 1990-2000, before it was reformatted. Also co-created Through the Keyhole, a British game show, with David Frost, who is also in Epstein’s ‘Black Book.’
Gubelmann, Marjorie: A socialite who is best known for hosting and performing as a DJ at high society parties. She has deejayed events for Bulgari, Versace, and others. She is currently the in-studio DJ for the Today with Hoda & Jenny show on NBC. Her ex-husband, Reza Raein works in oil. Guests at their wedding included Ivanka Trump, Tamara Mellon, Michael Kors, and Tory Burch.
Guccioni, Tony: Son of Penthouse creator Bob Guccione.
Gudefin, Christian: A financial advisor at Deutsche Bank, which as of Tuesday, July 7th, 2020, agreed to pay $150 million in fines because they ignored suspicious transactions made by Jeffrey Epstein (source: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/07/business/jeffrey-epstein-deutsche-bank-settlement.html?referringSource=articleShare). Gudefin is also a financial advisor at Fdx Capital LLC and Managing Partner at Confidas Capital.
Guedroltz, Solina & Nicolas: Solina is a photographer. Her father is a viscount. Nicolas is an antique Russian furniture dealer. He is a Russian prince and is of Belgian nobility through his mother’s side.
Guerini Maraldi, Alessandro: Chairman of Willis Towers Watson, a British insurance company. Guerrini-Maraldi’s name appears in the Panama Papers, which revealed the identities of many rich and powerful people who have avoided paying taxes through offshore accounts.
Guerrand-Hermes, Valesca: Socialite and ex-wife of French fashion house heir, Mathias Guerrand. Guerrand-Hermes is on the Board of Directors of the New York Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children (NYSPCC) (source: https://nyspcc.org/about-the-new-york-society-for-the-prevention-of-cruelty-to-children/people/). NYSPCC is a child protection agency. Photographed with Ghislaine Maxwell at the 2005 Wall Street Concert Series Benefitting Wall Street Rising at Cipriani Wall Street in New York City. You can’t make this stuff up.
Guest, Cornelia: Named Debutante of the Decade of the 1980s, Cornelia is a well-known New York socialite who comes from money. Her family made money in iron and steel and have served in British politics. In December 2015, Ghislaine Maxwell attended Cornelia’s holiday party.
Guggenheim, Barbara & Bert Flelds: Guggenheim (not part of the Guggenheim museum family) is a partner at the well-known art advisory firm, Guggenheim, Asher Associates, Inc. They have built collections for Coca Cola and Sony, as well as Tom Cruise and alleged pedophile Steven Spielberg. Epstein victim Maria Farmer once worked for Barbara at her home before meeting Epstein. Farmer got the job through Barbara’s sister, Eileen, who has been accused of being an Epstein enabler. A petition (https://www.change.org/p/david-kratz-eileen-guggenheim-must-be-removed-for-harm-she-caused-to-maria-farmer-by-jeffrey-epstein?recruiter=30424804) to have her removed as Chair of the Board of Trustees of the New York Academy of Art as a result of Maria Farmer’s allegations has over 10,000 signatures. Farmer says that Eileen Guggenheim forced her to sell a painting replicating Degas’s “The Rape” to Epstein. Two weeks after meeting Epstein and Maxwell, Guggenheim took Farmer and other art students to Epstein’s Zorro Ranch in New Mexico (source: https://news.artnet.com/art-world/epstein-ranch-art-students-1760265). Barbara’s husband, Bert Fields, is an entertainment lawyer who has represented the likes of Steven Spielberg, Bob and Harvey Weinstein, George Lucas, Michael Jackson, The Beatles, etc.
Guiness, Sabrina: Guinness comes from a long line of wealthy bankers. She had a relationship with Prince Charles in 1979. Cousin of Edward Guinness, 4th Earl of Iveagh, heir to the Guinness fortune. Edward Guinness’s wife, Lady Clare Iveagh (nee Hazell) plays a HUGE role in Epstein’s pedophilia ring. More on her later (she is listed under I for Iveagh). Her sister, Anita Guinness, was married to Amschel Rothschild until his suicide in 1996.
Guinness, Mr Hugo: An artist from the same banking family as sister Sabrina (above). Guinness has collaborated with director Wes Anderson on a number of films. Cousin of Edward Guinness, 4th Earl of Iveagh, heir to the Guinness fortune. Edward Guinness’s wife, Lady Clare Iveagh (nee Hazell) plays a HUGE role in Epstein’s pedophilia ring. More on her later (she is listed under I for Iveagh).
Guissaini, Luca: Listed above under Giussani, Luca. CEO of Dorial Telecom.
Gumberg, Ira: Chairman and CEO of JJ Gumberg Co., a high-end real estate development firm based out of Pittsburgh. Gumberg served on the Board of Mellon Financial Corporation from 1989-2007.
Guttfreund, Susan & John: Susan is a former beauty queen and notorious party thrower. Her husband, John, was CEO of Salomon Brothers, the large investment bank. He was dubbed the “King of Wall Street” by Business Week in 1985. He died in 2016.
Hahn, Dr & Mrs: Likely Carl Hahn, former head of Volkswagen.
Hall, Pippa: There are two Pippa Halls that this could possibly be. One is a movie casting director who was in charge of casting children for movies (source: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0356002/). The other Pippa Hall is Director of Innovation and Chief Economist at the UK Intellectual Property Office (IPO). There is not enough info to determine which one is in the ‘Black Book.’
Halpern Jen: A British philanthropist, PR guru, and businesswoman. Her father was knighted by Margaret Thatcher.
Hambro, Clementine: Great-granddaughter of Winston Churchill who also served as a bridesmaid at the wedding of Prince Charles and Princess Diana when she was just five-years-old. Her father, Richard, was a British heir and investment banker. K
Hamilton, George: Famous actor who took Ghislaine Maxwell to the Epsom Derby (horse race) in 1991. Epstein has a significant amount of phone numbers listed for Hamilton.
Hammond, Dana: Socialite and heiress to the Annenberg Publishing fortune. Hammond is friends with Ghislaine Maxwell. They have been photographed together at various parties.
Handler, Sharon: International attorney who is friends with Camilla Parker-Bowles and Prince Charles. Married to John Langeloth Loeb Jr., former United States Ambassador to Denmark under Reagan.
Hanover, Ernst & chantal: Prince Ernst Hanover is the head of the royal House of Hanover. The House of Hanover has produced six British monarchs, including King George III and Queen Victoria. The current British monarchy, the Windsors, are actually of German and British descent, which is why these family trees intersect. Most notably, the House of Hanover is perhaps the most important of the Black Nobility families. There have been some fantastic threads on Reddit about the Black Nobility.
Hanson, Brook: Adopted son of British industrialist, Lord Hanson, Brook died in 2014 at the age of 50.
Hanson, Lord & Lady: British industrialist who made a fortune in the ‘80s as a Trade and Industry Secretary in close friend Margaret Thatcher’s administration. His wife, Geraldine, was a former model. They are both dead.
Hanson, The Hon Robert: British financier and eldest son of Lord Hanson. Chairman of Hanson Family Holdings, a private investment firm. In the 1980s, Robert worked as a banker at NM Rothschild & Sons before returning to his father’s company. Before getting married, Hanson dated socialite Anouska de Georgiou, who became the first British woman to accuse Jeffrey Epstein of raping her as a teenager (source: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/how-british-teen-model-was-lured-jeffrey-epstein-s-web-n1056901). Odd that Robert Hanson, his brother Brook, and his parents would have wanted anything to do with Epstein.
Hapsburg, Marie: Royalty. Her father was Archduke Joseph Arpad of Austria and her mother, Archduchess Maria of Austria, was a Princess of Löwenstein-Wertheim-Rosenberg and a member of the House of Löwenstein-Wertheim-Rosenberg by birth. The Hapsburg (also called Habsburg) family is one of the most powerful and wealthiest families in Europe. The Hapsburgs are another Black Nobility family of very high prestige. I couldn’t find anything out about her husband, Raymond van der Meide. They have 7 children together.
Harvey Victoria: Ex-girlfriend of Prince Andrew, Hervey is an English model and socialite. Although her relationship with Andrew didn’t work out, she remained in his inner circle. In 2000, she attended a dinner with Prince Andrew, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, and Jeffrey Epstein (source: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9844083/lady-victoria-hervey-jeffrey-epstein-too-old/). Hervey is also a friend of Ghislaine Maxwell, who introduced her to Epstein and “set her up in one of Epstein’s apartments in New York.” Hervey is the daughter of Victor Hervey, 6th Marquess of Bristol, businessman and member of the House of Lords.
Harvey-Watt, Isabelle: Director of PR for Giorgio Armani before moving on to Versace and other well-known fashion corporations.
Haslam, Nick: English interior designer and socialite. His mother was the Goddaughter of Queen Victoria. Haslam claims to have had an affair with Lord Snowdon one year before he married Princess Margaret (Queen Elizabeth’s sister), further fueling rumors of Lord Snowdon’s alleged bisexuality.
Hatkoff, Craig & Jane: Hatkoff is a real estate investor, who, along with his ex-wife, Jane Rosenthal, and Robert De Niro, founded the Tribeca Film Festival and the Tribeca Film Institute. Hatkoff has donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to the Clinton Foundation.
Hauteville, Marc de: Manages Soc Civile du Frayssinet, a real estate company based out of France. There is very little information other than this. Both of his parents appear to be members of noble families - the Hautevilles and the Cazenoves - who have historical ties to the Du Ponts.
Hay, Henry & Patricia: Henry Hay is CEO and co-founder of Centaur Properties, a large real estate firm based out of New York. Centaur’s holdings are concentrated in the most expensive neighborhoods in Manhattan.
Hayworth Reggie: Heyworth runs the 160 acre Cotswold Wildlife Park, which attracts more than 400,000 people a year. He lives in the middle of the park at the Bradwell Grove estate. .
Hazell-Iveagh, Clare: This amazing thread made by clemanueverers contains all the info you need: https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/hkk5g0/one_of_epstein_madam_ghislaine_maxwells/. Quick summary: Hazell-Iveagh helped Maxwell and Epstein procure children using her position as President of West Suffolk National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children (NSPCC). Click on the link. Clemanueverers did a wonderful job.
Hearn, Barry & Susan: Barry is a hugely popular English sports promoter, as is his son, Eddie, who represents some of the biggest boxers in the world. Former boxer and popular Youtuber Tyan Booth was supposedly banned immediately after posting a video connecting Epstein to Hearn. I have tried to find the video or at least a summary of what he said, but have been unsuccessful. If anyone has any info on this, please post below.
Hefner III, Bob: Founder and CEO of GHK Companies, which specializes in oil and natural gas. Founded the Robert and MeiLi Hefner Foundation which sponsors educational trips to China for outstanding high school students. His grandfather, Robert Hefner Sr., served as Mayor of Oklahoma City, was a Supreme Court Justice of Oklahoma, was a member of the executive council of the Boy Scouts of America, and was a thirty-second degree Freemason. Although I try not to engage in speculation, this article makes a connection between Jeffrey Epstein, Bob Hefner III, and a winning Powerball lottery ticket that was purchased in Oklahoma in 2008 (source: https://www.thelostogle.com/2019/08/14/no-jeffrey-epstein-did-not-win-25-million-from-an-oklahoma-lottery-ticket-or-did-he/#comments). It’s too long to summarize. Read it and check it out.
Heiden, Lisa: Worked in Manhattan and London as an executive for ABC. Close friend of Ghislaine Maxwell. According to the fantastic research done by this person (https://twitter.com/Agent99Mom/status/1280580456400982016), two of Lisa Heiden’s properties are listed as an address for Ellmax, a company set up by Ghislaine.
Heineken, Mr. Fredie: A Dutch businessman for the Heineken brewing company. Was chairman and CEO from 1971-1989.
Helen and Tim Shifter: Helen is a former Vogue Magazine staffer. Tim is former CEO of LeSportsac and serves as Senior Advisor at Blackstone Group, a private equity firm. The Schifters are personal friends of Ghislaine Maxwell.
Helvin, Marie: Former fashion model and former girlfriend of Imran Khan, the current Prime Minister of Pakistan. According to her memoir, she knows pretty much any popular celebrity from the ‘70s and ‘80s.
Herbert, Jason: Likely a financial adviser based in London.
Hermes, Olga & Olaf: Olaf is a handbag heir. Olga is his ex-wife.
Herrero, Juan & Helen: Juan is like the managing director of an investment bank in Spain.
Hersov, Robert & Kim: Robert is a South African entrepreneur and mining heir who has worked for Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, and News Corp. (owned by Murdoch).. Ex-wife Kim is a London-based fashion editor and designer.
Heseltine, Mr & Mrs: Baron Michael Heseltine is a British businessman and politician who served in various roles in government for British PMs Margaret Thatcher and John Major. Heseltine was a friend of Robert Maxwell, Ghislaine’s father. Heseltine invested in Conservative Parliament member Harvey Proctor’s business after Proctor was forced to resign after it was revealed he had sexual relationships with and took nude pictures of male prostitutes aged 17-21 at his home (source: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/members-interests-top-tories-lose-on-proctors-shop-the-retailer-1445666.html). At the time, it was illegal to have same-sex relations with prostiutes under the age of 21.
Heseltine, Mr & Mrs: Same as above.
Heseltine, Ms. Annabel: Journalist, columnist, and TV and radio broadcaster. At the age of 22, she became the Assistant-editor for Hong Kong Tatler (there’s that publication again). Daughter of Baron Michael Heseltine.
Heseltine, Rupert: Businessman and heir to Haymarket Media Group. Son of Baron Michael Heseltine.
Hicks, India: A fashion model in the ‘80s and ‘90s, India Hicks is a good friend of Ghislaine Maxwell. Descendant of the Mountbatten family, a British dynasty (although much of their background is German). Granddaughter of the much-decorated war hero, Lord Mountbatten (Prince Charles’s mentor), who, according to FBI files, was “a homosexual with a perversion for young boys” (source: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9745399/lord-mountbatten-fbi-dossier-prince-charles/). Prince Charles is her second cousin and Godfather.
Hill, Anthony: Son of Robin Hall, 8th Marquess of Downshire and Juliet Weld-Forester, daughter of 7th Baron Forester. Couldn’t find any more info.
Himmelstein, Howard: Co-owner of clothing brand Camp Beverly Hill and a producescreenwriter.
Hirsch, Jeff: Owner of Foto Care, a shop that sells professional camera equipment. Claims he is only in the ‘Black Book’ because he sold an expensive camera to Ghislaine many years ago and had to go to her house to show her how to use it (source: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article234312632.html). This, however, doesn’t explain why there are two numbers listed under Hirsch’s name that are attributed to Scott Geffert, the General Manager for Advanced Imaging at the MET museum. This could all be innocent or these two could have assisted in Epstein’s hidden camera setup and helped Epstein get high quality pictures of his victims. We can’t be sure.
Hissom, Robert & Andrea: Robert is the founder of Aspen Capital Partners, a large property management firm. He is a friend of Prince Charles. His ex-wife, Andrea, famously got remarried to Steve Wynn, billionaire Las Vegas hotel tycoon. Prince Harry was a guest of Wynn’s at his Encore resort. Andrea and Wynn are close friends of Donald and Melania Trump (source: https://www.pressreader.com/uk/scottish-daily-mail/20120901/281904475353844).
Hoffman, Dustin: Famous Hollywood actor. Hoffman has been accused of sexual assault on multiple occasions, including exposing himself to a minor (source: https://variety.com/2017/biz/news/dustin-hoffman-2-1202641525/)
Hoffman, Hetty: Married to Robin Dundas, Earl of Ronaldshay. Lady Ronaldshay is a patron and ambassador for Zoe’s Place Baby Hospice, a UK-based charity that provides care for terminally ill babies and children up to five years old. A good friend of Ben Holland-Martin (listed just below).
Hoffman, Jessica: Sister of Hetty Hoffman (above), Jessica is an artist and former model who married investment banker Leopoldo Zambeletti. She is a good friend of India Hicks (mentioned above), the granddaughter of Lord Mountbatten (Prince Charles’s mentor), who, according to FBI files, was “a homosexual with a perversion for young boys.”
Holland-Martin, Ben: Works for the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children (NSPCC). His mother, Rosamund, was chairman of the NSPCC for 20 years while Princess Margaret was President and was involved with the NSPCC for more than 50 years (source: https://www.newspapers.com/image/?clipping_id=36141343&fcfToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJmcmVlLXZpZXctaWQiOjI1OTU4NDE2NSwiaWF0IjoxNTk0MzMwNTQ0LCJleHAiOjE1OTQ0MTY5NDR9.j1V2e0Mr3tJmPzusRYNneLVhUskWiIAvNIjdIpvuzj4). Both Ben and his mother are/were friends of Princess Margaret. Rosamund Holland-Martin (nee Hornby) was related to Charles Hornby, a British socialite and close friend of Prince Charles, who was sentenced to 2 ½ years for luring young runaway boys into prostitution, indecent assault, importuning, and living off the earnings of prostitution (source: https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=0FQ0AAAAIBAJ&sjid=YbkFAAAAIBAJ&pg=4638,2085303). Ben is also good friends with Hetty Hoffman (mentioned above), who is an ambassador for Zoe’s Place Baby Hospice.
Hollond Mr & Mrs James: James is a partner at EFP Capital, an investment and advisory firm. James’s mother married Baron Robert Rothschild after her and James’s father divorced. His now ex-wife, Beatrice, is on many investing firm boards, but most notably, she is a trustee on the Esmee Fairbairn Foundation, a charity that specializes in helping disadvantaged children (source: https://esmeefairbairn.org.uk/beatrice-hollond). If anyone has more info on these two, please post. Epstein has 10 pieces of contact information under their name.
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2020.03.04 16:58 Ghost-Quartet 28 Albums You May Have Missed From The 2010s

The far less exciting followup to Monday’s 28+ Albums You May Have Missed In 2019, here's a compilation of the decade writeups so I can have full closure on the series. I curated these writeups in conjunction to the 2019 ones as a way to spice it up, there’s no theme to them really I just selected albums on a day to day basis that I felt were a nice contrast to the 2019 album I was writing about, but now that they aren’t paired that’s a moot point so here they’ve been presented chronologically. These albums (and in many cases these artists) were super underrated/ignored by pop fans and I’m here to tell you why.
Yes, I didn't have anything from 2010.

2011:

Made4TV by Little Jackie (Motown + Rap)

  • For Fans Of: Amy Winehouse, Motown, Old-school alternative pop girls (Tori Amos, Regina Spektor, etc.)
Description: In the pantheon of weird, alternative pop/rap/r&b girls I’ve never seen Imani Coppola mentioned, which is a shame because she’s such an outspoken weirdo. (She portrayed herself as a black cowgirl literally before Lil Nas X was even conceived.) She has a huge discography that’s ripe for reevaluation, but a good place for pop fans to start would be her work as Little Jackie. Imani teamed up with producer Adam Pallin to release some more straightfoward pop music, and the blend of his lively throwback instrumentals with her fiery vocals and unusual lyrics was a winning one. Their music is loud and in-your-face, but there’s solid “older sisterly” advice underneath all the noise, and though they didn’t get a lot of commercial success they put out a few great albums. Made4TV in particular does a good job of balancing that classic Motown sound with rap, as well as her sardonic attitude with genuine heart.
Positives: Great nostalgia factor, good introduction to a fascinating artist, a fun “retro/urban” aesthetic
Potential Barriers: It’s loud and the production can be overwhelming, the lyrics are potentially obnoxious, somewhat dated
Sample Track: “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang” showcases the album's fun melodies, sardonic attitude, and... unique lyricism.

Summer Of The Soda Fountain Girls by Blue Bottle Collection: (Theatre Pop)

  • For Fans Of: MIKA, Broadway, summers by the lake
Description: More of a vocal collective than a traditional band, front man Daniel Zaitchik centers the group around himself but he’s joined by a chorus of sweet voiced men and women who, with the help of spectacular musical and vocal arrangements, give the album a dreamy, fantastical feel. The songs wander through a summer’s day, bouncing between whimsical stories, lackadaisical musings, and moments of vulnerable self-reflection, all set to some of the best theatrical folk-pop around. There’s such joy and life in this album but it’s bittersweet, undercut by a sense of pathos brought about by the knowledge that every summer’s day has to end. Simultaneously an album about youth and growing up, it’s an attempt to capture something in music that’s otherwise entirely ephemeral; and, what’s more, it works. To me this album stirs up feelings of wanderlust and nostalgia, memories of a childhood I didn’t (and will never) have, but the false memories are still warm. Hopefully it can do the same for you.
Positives: Lush sonics, haunting vocals, some absolutely thrilling songs
Potential Barriers: A bit long, unconventional sounding, theatrical
Sample Track: “Chocolate Malt” is a great display of the unique, almost fairy-like energy of the album, and features lovely vocals.

What Otters Do by Shaina Taub: (Soul-Pop)

  • For Fans Of: Carole King, Sara Bareilles, songs that feel like they’re from your childhood
Description: There’s just so much heart and intelligence in everything Shaina Taub does. Her lyrics are filled with unusual imagery and wisdom, her melodies are lively, and her harmonies are always on point. If I ever get around to doing my writeup on her I’ll gush about all of her albums but I’m presenting What Otters Do here because it’s her first ever release and it’s fascinating. There’s electricity and heat on this EP, a young artist flexing her talents to see how much she can do. It draws a lot from the soulful stylings of artists like Carole King, Billy Joel, and Aretha Franklin but her unique artistic voice pushes through it all and creates some songs that feel truly one of a kind. Even her own later works aren’t quite like this explosion of color and light; albums like this are rare.
Positives: It’s endlessly creative and full of life, all of the songs are huge, it’s short.
Potential Barriers: It’s kind of a weird sounding album, these are “event” songs that might not be suited for casual listening.
Sample Track: “Make A Mess” never fails to put a smile on my face, one of my favorite songs, full stop.

2012:

All Of Me by Estelle (R&B + Rap)

  • For Fans Of: Beyoncé, Christina Aguilera, overlooked r&b gems
Description: This album opens with a few truly heinous tracks where Estelle tries to establish herself as some kind of swaggering hip-hop bad girl, but these are a Trojan Horse because the rest of the album leans into a much more wholesome r&b sound. Danceable beats are combined with almost theatrical doo-wop influences and it’s a combination that’s aged surprisingly well. It’s very much an album about growing in to yourself and learning to be grateful, with wholesome messages and good vibes abound. Estelle’s husky voice is as buttery as ever and even if she tries a bit too hard some times, she manages to craft a lot of great lyrics and hooks that keep me coming back to some of the songs.This is a very ambitious project with tons of features (including a fresh faced Janelle Monáe!) and interludes, and while it’s a bit all over the place Estelle’s sheer talent makes it worth a listen.
Positives: Charisma, some super cute/uplifting songs, some old school r&b bangers
Potential Barriers: Some tracks are dated (and one song features Chr*s Br0wn), sound is rather all over the place, kinda long
Sample Track: “Love The Way We Used To” is a sweet love song.

Make Me Breakfast (2012) & Natural Disaster (2015) by Grace McLean & Them Apples (Singer-Songwriter)

  • For Fans Of: Bridgit Mendler, Fiona Apple, intimate friendship moments with your female bestie
Description: Grace McLean is one of those artists with such a magnetic presence that if you encounter her in basically any capacity, you like her. She’s got charisma for days, a sharp sense of humor, she’s gorgeous, and her brassy voice is immediately ear catching. And as if that wasn’t enough she’s a talented songwriter as well, releasing music with her trusty band Them Apples. Their first EP Make Me Breakfast is such a fun record, just five sunny, slightly humorous pop songs that show off her voice and the band’s great orchestrations. Their second EP Natural Disaster is much more experimental, LITERALLY taking us for a loop since much of the album is constructed via vocal looping. Several of the songs on the album are created using just samples of her voice, and it’s astounding that she makes fully fleshed out compositions from them. Beyond just the novelty value these are solid pop songs, with slightly darker subject matter and off-kilter but romantic lyrics.
Positives: Fun energy, great vocals, creative arrangements
Potential Barriers: Weird lyrics, both EPs are different
Sample Tracks: “My Friend’s Roommate” is funny but still catchy / “Natural Disaster” is such a weird but clever pop song

Synthetica by Metric (Synth-Rock)

  • For Fans Of: Blondie, Sleigh Bells, the emo bands of the ’00s/’10s
Description: Metric are an indie rock band who are just edgy enough to have a pop sensibility, they’re likely more popular than I’m giving them credit for but I rarely see them mentioned so I thought it would be worth it to bring up this fantastic album. Some tracks are straightforward, some tracks are more experimental, but most fall somewhere in between. These are the kind of songs that fill a room with their cavernous production; insistent percussion, shredding guitar, and big synths keep things consistently exciting and provide a great playground for the lead singer’s spunky vocals. The themes of the songs remain ever-relevant, delving into topics like the disenfranchisement of the youth, the problems posed by technology, and overall feelings of isolation. It’s not depressing, but it does pack a great punch.
Positives: Sharp lyricism, great big production
Potential Barriers: Loud, a bit esoteric
Sample Track: “Nothing But Time” is a sweeping synthpop song that still has their rock edge.

2013:

Children Of The Stars by The Orion Experience (Pop)

  • For Fans Of: Electric Light Orchestra, Marianas Trench, that period of time in the ‘10s where random indie bands kept getting huge hits
Description: Based in that beloved mid-2010s indie rock sound but with a dance-pop twist, this album overflows with energy. From the second the first track starts the album is a nonstop thrill ride of pure fun: every song has a huge melody and a ton of hooks. This album really believes that more is more, offering up disco beats, guitar solos, horn sections, and all sorts of fun tricks to keep the wave of energy going. This is a concept album with a story about love saving the universe, and so all of the songs have a campy sort of “space” aesthetic in the production and lyrics, with a cinematic feel to them that feels ripped from the Barbarella era of space operas. It would almost be too plastic if it didn’t still have a bit of that indie edge leftover, which keeps the album from being too overwhelming. This album is a forgotten time capsule of when music was painfully upbeat and optimistic.
Positives: Full of energy, fun pop perfection, great songs
Potential Barriers: Dated, kinda cheesy
Sample Track: “Children Of The Stars” is an immediate jolt of energy.

Go Back Home by Audra McDonald (Broadway)

  • For Fans Of: Joni Mitchell, Tori Kelly, healing music
Description: Audra McDonald is a master of her craft: her talents have made her one of the most awarded actresses working in theatre, and she brings all of that to this album. A collection of covers, she choses some established classics but more often than not opts for forward thinking songs from fresh composers, giving this album a very modern feeling. The simple arrangements allow the many shades of her voice to shine and create a relaxed, cabaret-esque feeling. Her soprano voice is beautiful but what really sells this album is the storytelling she does; she can fill a concert hall with her voice (and she does a few times on this album) but this album is so intimate. Few people can connect to a text quite like Audra McDonald can. Her performances on this album are stunning, and with each track it really feels like she’s right there with you telling you about love, life, and happiness.
Positives: Amazing vocals, soft thoughtful aesthetic, smart songwriting
Potential Barriers: It’s Broadway stuff which isn’t everyone’s thing
Sample Track: “Go Back Home” is touching and a little melancholy.

2014:

Femm-Isation by FEMM (EDM + Jpop)

  • For Fans Of: Charli XCX, Kesha, the pre-rock stages of the Poppy project
Description: Looking for something really commercial and plastic? This album was made by mannequins. FEMM (short for Far East Mention Mannequins) have a bizarre backstory about being leaders of an agency fighting to liberate sentient mannequins, and while this is strange it does accurately reflect this album: stylized and artificial sounding, but with messages of freedom and adventure. Drenched in autotune and #girlpower, wearing maximalist electronic production like armor, these pounding club songs capture the unapologetically fun spirit of the early 2010s perfectly while still managing to sound unique thanks to the subtle cyberpunk aesthetic. Pair all that with some fantastic visuals and we end up with a bombastic celebration of pop music from one of the most painfully underrated Jpop acts around.
Positives: HUGE pop songs, deceptively smart songwriting/production, it’s Jpop in English
Potential Barriers: It’s trashy and pretty dated
Sample Track: “Whiplash” is my favorite, a really smooth club banger.

Have Faith by Mary Testa & Michael Starobin (Artsy-Pop)

  • For Fans Of: Bjork, Tom Waits, thinking
Description: A collection of covers of everyone from Rodgers & Hammerstein to Shakespeare to Prince to Bjork to people you’ve never even heard of, this album is an avant-garde fusion of theatre and pop that’s full of surprises. Theatre legend Mary Testa’s nasal head voice and hard belt are polarizing and not conventionally “pretty,” but she’s a spellbinding performer who can bring a song to life like no other. She forms an electric center of this album, effortlessly bringing soul and humor to classic songs. Her collaborator Michael Starobin is a Broadway musical director who provides off-kilter arrangements that seem to detach the album from reality; there are so many interesting choices made on this album. It’s a phantasmagoria of music, with tracks fading in to each other to create a cohesive listening experience from front to back.
Positives: Heartfelt and thoughtful, sounds very different, lush music
Potential Barriers: It’s very out there, it’s meant to be a full listening experience rather than individual tracks
Sample Track: Her cover of Michael Smith’s “Sister Clarissa” is really sweet.

2015:

Adventures From The Ocean Of The Dead by Michelle Cross (Singer-Songwriter)

  • For Fans Of: Regina Spektor, Tori Amos, musical theatre
Description: This album is epic in the classical sense of the word in that it’s a sprawling piece of poetry telling a story, and Michelle brings out some slammin’ tunes that really bring the story to life. These songs are very memorable and deceptively catchy, Michelle knows her stuff as a composer and loads the songs with melodies from every direction; if you like piano riffs, this is the album for you. Michelle herself plays all of the characters (many of whom are male) but she’s a talented enough vocalist to pull it off; in particular she brings out a husky part of her voice that’s very appealing. Though the album gets off to something of a slow start, once the action hits the high seas it kicks into high gear and we’re treated to this wonderful phantasmagoria of crazy characters and situations, all brought to life by the magic of Michelle’s catchy melodies, lush piano arrangements, and paper doll art.
Positives: The songs are beautiful, there’s a wonderful sense of adventure to the album.
Potential Barriers: The album tells a cohesive story, all of the parts are played by the same singer
Sample Track: “Leucade’s Rock” is a haunting ballad for a mermaid.

Love Stuff by Elle King (Country + Rock)

  • For Fans Of: Pistol Annies, early Lana del Rey, dark “witchy” energy
Description: Elle King’s one-hit “Ex’s and Oh’s” has a bit of an edge to it but the saucy, flirty little number doesn’t quite prepare you for how surprisingly dark Love Stuff is. The album is gritty and moody, leaning into blues and a really cool southern gothic aesthetic that I'd describe as "a witch in the old west.". Elle has a fantastic voice that’s really evocative, able to bring both unbridled joy and intense yearning. Backed by heavy guitars and drums she paints a picture of a harsh and desolate world, which she responds to in equal parts with ferocity and pathos. In a lot of ways she follows the Lana Del Rey moody pop girl blueprint in how she toys with American iconography and the ways women cope and survive in this world, except with country guitars and fiery belts.
Positives: Great vocals, gothic aesthetic, strong collection of songs
Potential Barriers: This kind of country isn’t for everyone, maybe a few too many blues tunes
Sample Track: “Ain’t Gonna Drown” is an eerie, surprisingly haunting track.

Mickey Guyton by Mickey Guyton (Country)

  • For Fans Of: Miranda Lambert, Maren Morris, Hallmark movies
Description: There’s just four songs on here, but each of them fires off at full capacity. It’s pleasantly old-school country, which in a strange way makes it feel really fresh. There’s still a pop sensibility in the huge melodies/vocals, but the somewhat twangy arrangements call to mind country music at its very best. Mickey has a huge, expressive voice and her stellar performances on these songs are a major part of why they work so well. The songs are all about moving on from an ex-boyfriend and she belts it out with such fire that you have to root for her. There’s not much to say about it really, it’s just four great country bops. We’re still waiting for the followup!
Positives: Quick listen, accessible country songs, fun and catchy
Potential Barriers: It’s short, she might oversing at times
Sample Track: “Better Than You Left Me” broke the record for “the highest one-week add total of a country artist’s debut single in Country Aircheck history.”

Zanaka by Jain (World-Pop)

  • For Fans Of: Stromae, Shakira, the sun
Description: Though she’s French Jain spent much of her youth in Africa and the Middle East, marinating in the music and culture. The album wears these influences on its sleeve, but rather than simple imitation sounds and styles melt together and blend into something that feels fresh and exciting. There’s also traces of funk, reggae, and dance pop here, giving this album an even broader appeal and pretty unique sound that nobody else in the mainstream is quite doing, based in heavy percussion/beats with world music influences layered on top. Her distinctive accent and quirky lyrical style give this album a campy–but delightful–feeing. But most importantly this album is rich and warm, like listening to sunlight. Everything here, from the sound to the lyrics to the visuals, indicates that Jain thinks we live in a beautiful world and we should all appreciate it and love each other. And she makes it so damn good you can’t help but agree.
Positives: Brimming with energy, fresh and different
Potential Barriers: The album can get a little samey
Sample Track: “Makeba” is a massive bop with an amazing (Grammy nominated) music video.

2016:

Astrodreams by Polartropica (Dream-Pop)

  • For Fans Of: Oh Wonder, GFRIEND, Sailor Moon
Description: Polartropica are unknown but delightful. They claim their goal is to take their listeners to another, more magical world, and while your mileage may vary on that front they definitely serve up s fun electropop experience. Their whimsical viewpoint influences the sound of this album, which is very dreamy and leans into a spacey, aesthetic; it sort of sounds like the soundtrack to an adventure you might have dreamed up as a kid. There solid melodies and some great synths that add some kick, and I love the lead singer’s voice. There’s a solid message beneath all the style too, with the songs exploring themes of confronting and overcoming your past. The songs manage to feel strange and familiar at the same time, drawing from recognizable references but emerging as unique entities well worth the 15 minute runtime.
Positives: Short and sweet, cute energy
Potential Barriers: Might be too frothy for some
Sample Track: “Light Up The Sky” could be an anime theme song.

Catharsis by Jake Zyrus (Pop-Rock)

  • For Fans Of: Avril Lavigne, male rock stars whose names I don’t know so I can’t list them
Description: “Catharsis” describes the purgation of emotions, essentially the experience of “letting it all out” so you can grow and move on; it’s fitting then that this was the title for Jake Zyrus’s final album under the stage name Charice before publicly transitioning. There’s something of a loose concept to this album thematically, tracking the journey of a relationship that begins happy then grows painful until he comes out the other side happy and free. The album itself seems to transition as it goes along from the cheerful pop sound sung in light soprano that defined his early works into songs with a grittier rock sound sung with huskier vocals, transforming him for an album into a full fledged rock star pouring his soul out over wailing guitars. It’s a role he pulls off well, and it’s really cool to hear a pop star pull off an act like this so convincingly.
Positives: It’s that angsty pop-rock sound we all love
Potential Barriers: The writing can be amateurish, this was released before he transitioned so that might be a bit weird
Sample Track: “Killing Myself To Sleep” is a sprawling Nirvana influenced rock jam.

Disappear Here by Bad Suns (Alt-Rock)

  • For Fans Of: Walk The Moon, Misterwives, mildly successful but not quite mainstream indie bands
Description: This album feels fresh and exciting like the old glory days of the mid 2010s indie boom. While they didn’t have any towering hits Bad Suns emerged and saw some success during this period, and while it very much sounds like this era there’s a hint of some old school in there as well. It’s uptempo, sunny, slightly-synth/slightly-punk/really-pop alternative rock, with massive appeal and some real crowdpleaser songs. Bad Suns have a knack for catchy melodies and hot guitar licks, and they come up with memorable lyrics/song titles as well. This is the kind of album you blast while you’re riding down the coast with the top down, and if you can’t do that, it’ll help you feel like you’re there.
Positives: Fun, catchy, very bright energy
Potential Barriers: It’s got guitars and men
Sample Track: “Off She Goes” is super smooth and has some great guitar work

Leo Rising by Karmin (Pop)

  • For Fan Of: Katy Perry, Natalia Kills, impossibly pretty people
Description: Karmin were signed to a major label for a bit but left it when they realized that they weren’t being allowed to make the kind of music that they wanted (and because their album flopped but w/e) and since the first album they dropped after going independent was this good, it’s hard to fault them for their decision. They were allowed to flex their skills to the fullest and the result is a diverse album full of quality songs that touch on basically every genre you can think of. There’s touches of bubblegum, synthpop, hip-hop, rap, even vaudeville on here, and it’s all cohesive and interesting to listen to. The huge melodies, fun production, and agile vocals that made songs like “Brokenhearted” a hit are still there but they’re presented with a new maturity that keeps them from becoming grating. Each song on the album is loosely based on an astrological sign, a fun little gimmick that lets them explore a range of topics and moods.
Positives: A super solid straight-up-pop album, consistent from start to finish
Potential Barriers: Variety of styles means you might like some tracks more than others, white rap
Sample Track: “Easy Money” is my favorite.

WE ARE KING by (We Are) King (R&B + Dream-Pop)

  • For Fans Of: Blood Orange, Solange, opening your mind and feeling one with the universe
Description: We Are King belong to that special class of perfectionist auteurs who only drop music once in a blue moon but nobody cares because it’s always incredible. This is their only album and if they never released another they’d still be legends, peep the “Accolades” section for this album on Wikipedia. Their harmonies are literally heavenly, they sound like a choir of angels, and the dreamy music billows around them like clouds. The songs are a bit slow but that’s an asset: rather than immediate gratification they hit you with slow burns that take you on a journey. They gently guide us through stories about love and discovery that take us to another, softer world. This is the kind of album that can always calm you down and make your day a little bit better.
Positives: Lush sonics, amazing harmonies, gorgeous vibes
Potential Barriers: The songs are slow and long
Sample Tracks: “Hey” is the longest song on the album but it’s perfect.

2017:

The Cloud Dream Of The Nine by Uhm Jung Hwa (Dance-Pop)

  • For Fans Of: Madonna, Robyn, pop divas with huge legacies
Description: Having debuted in 1993, almost literally at the start of the Kpop industry, Uhm Jung Hwa dominated the scene in the ’90s/‘00s and established herself as the industry’s original “sexy girl.” She’s a legend, and her comeback album (released after almost a decade away from music) is an album befitting a legend. Based in disco/techno sounds, although it toys with a throwback sound it’s a very forward thinking album. It has an icy, almost cyberpunk sound that weaves together crisp percussion and intricate synth work with her cooly detached vocals that sound mature and regal. The whole project just feels tight and focused, oozing in charisma and confidence that these eager to please youngsters can only dream of projecting. A shot of star power from one of Kpop's truest legacy acts.
Positives: Short, legendary artist, crisp dance pop
Potential Barriers: It’s in Korean, a little different than the usual Kpop
Sample Track: “Ending Credit” is my favorite song, a mid tempo synth slow burn with a stunning music video.

Communicating by Hundred Waters (Indie + Electronic)

  • For Fans Of: Chairlift/Caroline Polachek, Be The Cowboy, #mood
Description: Hundred Waters aren’t exactly huge but they have made a small name for themselves in the music scene thanks to their somewhat quiet, thoughtful indie music, and with this record they pepper in some ever enticing pop influences to create captivating songs. Their music is like a duck paddling on water: smooth and calm on the surface, but a storm of activity beneath. Listen for the sonic tapestries they create if nothing else; the songs here feel somehow sparse and lush at the same time, every element blending together as if we’re listening to pure music rather than a collection of instruments. It’s soothing while still being engaging, which is fitting because much of the album is devoted to reflecting on love and loneliness. An album to lie in bed and listen to while staring at the ceiling.
Positives: Wonderful to listen to, engaging without being overwhelming
Potential Barriers: Songs can get a little samey
Sample Track: “Wave To Anchor” is a transcendent work of swirling synths and vocals, I’m still shocked it wasn’t a hit.

Rush by RIRI (Bubblegum)

  • For Fans Of: Yours Truly by Ariana Grande, the wave of blonde pop stars in the ’90s
Description: This is old school bubblegum, without a hint of irony to it. RIRI’s music is so bright and fun; the references and inspirations are very obvious but they’re made to sound so good they feel fresh all over again. Like, watch this clip of her dancing and tell me you don’t see at least a little bit of classic pop star in her. She has a great voice and she uses it to the fullest, if you’ve been missing huge pop choruses and dramatic ballads she has some for you.
Positives: Short, feel good music, tons of great pop music energy
Potential Barriers: Large parts of her songs are in Japanese, it’s not groundbreaking, kinda loud
Sample Track: “Rush” is a colossal pop song with an amazing chorus.

Tears On The Dance Floor by Steps (Dance-Pop)

  • For Fans Of: Kylie Minogue, Scissor Sisters, standing on top of a mountain in a fabulous gown as the wind blows
Description: Steps are a UK co-ed teen pop group who were HUGE around the turn of the millennium and after the usual messy breakup and middling solo careers they managed to actually have a proper reunion and start releasing albums almost a decade after breaking up. They make the jump from teen pop to adult(?) pop with surprising dignity, managing to bring maturity to their original sound without losing too much of its danceable appeal. It’s still just as cheesy, but in a more grown up kind of way. The chipper Y2K production is traded out for an orchestral disco sound that has more of a “club” vibe to it; the lyrics are melodramatic, but they belt them out with such conviction and the arrangements are so theatrical that it just works. Like the title implies it’s a lot of romantic songs, with huge beats and choruses that match the huge emotions they’re singing about.
Positives: Unapologetically big pop, nostalgia factor, danceable
Potential Barriers: Melodramatic, might get repetitive
Sample Track: “Scared Of The Dark” is dramatic in the best way possible.

Woman Titles by Hot Dad (’80s Synthpop)

  • For Fans Of: Weird Al Yankovich, Bleachers, ’80s movies without the problematic stuff
Description: Hot Dad is a comedy YouTuber who mostly makes joke music (you might recognize this video), but that doesn’t mean he’s lacking in musical talent. For this album he sets his sights on parodying the melodramatic try-hard pop of the ‘80s, and what results is a collection of surprisingly touching songs that slap harder than you’d expect. This album aggressively respects women, and while it’s played for comedic effect there is something sweet about the earnestness of it; this level of sincerity is so powerful it has to be filtered through a lens of irony. It helps that the synth-drenched production is genuinely fantastic, offering up some of the hard hitting synth-rock that would make the era proud. It really adds gravity to the lyrics, making things like “sharing a meal” and “having your parents meet” sound truly epic.
Positives: Hardcore ‘80s vibes, smart songwriting
Potential Barriers: Potentially obnoxious vocals/lyrics
Sample Track: “Girl Touch” is a swirling dance tune about the magic of… bumping a girl’s hand.

2018:

A Bnny Nghtmr II by Bnny Rbbt (Horror Pop)

  • For Fans Of: Lemon Demon, Halloween (as in, the holiday), eccentric high concept artists
Description: This album is a haunted house: “spooky” and grimy, but in such a plastic, campy way that’s kind of charming. It’s pop music viewed through the filter of funhouse mirrors, with genres being warped and twisted into unnatural forms. There’s a steadfast commitment to a horror movie aesthetic with broken down sounding instruments and dark themes, but the songs beneath the style are always listenable and memorable. The Bnny Rbbt character has a distinct voice characterized by inhuman growls and angelic (autotuned) falsetto, which is in some ways grating but in a lot of ways mesmerizing. It’s an “ugly-pretty” album of contradictions but the end result is a very unique project, and a possible Halloween classic. (Side note: It’s also a visual album, with an elaborate alternate reality game attached, if that’s your thing.)
Positives: An interesting aesthetic, spooky, songs can be addictive
Potential Barriers: The weirdness can be off-putting, polarizing vocals, might take a few listens to appreciate
Sample Track: “Guillotine” is subtly catchy and showcases many of the album's "gimmicks"

Coloured by Priscilla Renea (Country + R&B)

  • For Fans Of: Kacey Musgraves, Lil Nas X, modern historical dramas about black women
Description: You’ve definitely heard Priscilla Renea’s work before because she’s a prolific songwriter who’s worked with just about everybody, but she’s an amazing singer in her own right who’s dropped some far too underrated solo music. She’s spent years writing hits for pop/r&b artists, but unexpectedly it’s her country roots that most inform this album. She captures the storytelling spirit of country music on many of the songs with talk of boots, denim, and broken families abound. A rootsy country twang blends with modern sounding trap and 808s, and she brings further influences into the mix depending on the track. It’s a boldly genre blending album that preaches messages of acceptance, at times romantic and at times political.
Positives: Very fresh, good for country fans and pop fans, great vocals
Potential Barriers: Slower songs might drag
Sample Track: “Jonjo” is a funny little song that shows off her country/trap sound.

The Much Much How How And I by Cosmo Sheldrake (Folktronica + Indie-Folk)

  • For Fans Of: Surfjan Stevens, Hozier, Disney’s Fantasia movies
Description: Remember that one episode of SpongeBob where SpongeBob had to lure the jellyfish out of his house and back into the fields by playing a tune with just Gary’s eyeballs, and then the sounds of nature combined to make a song? That’s the best way I can describe what’s happening here on this album. The production on this album seems to have a life of its own, it bubbles up naturally as the songs wear on almost like it’s playing with us. There’s a quirky sound palate that sounds carnivalesque, but also medieval, but also somewhat electronic? It’s always boldly cinematic though, constantly evoking something even if you aren’t sure what it is. With his earthy voice he sings us folksy tales as if we’re kids around his campfire, giving the songs a solid indie-pop backbone underneath all of the pizazz. This is a wholly unique album that doesn’t quite sound like anyone else on the scene.
Positives: It’s different, colorful, songs are surprisingly catchy
Potential Barriers: It’s weird, might be too far from pop music
Sample Track: “Wriggle” shows off quirky sound of the album.

Seen It All by Shea Diamond (Soul + Blues)

  • For Fans Of: Alabama Shakes, Tina Turner, strutting down hallways
Description: With her unique voice and powerful songwriting Shea Diamond feels like a breath of fresh air. This EP is a scant five tracks but each one of them sounds like a hit! Offering up blues tinged songs about her experiences as a black trans woman in America, she brings a sound and perspective that’s sorely lacking in the mainstream pop scene. Her music is unapologetically sexual and political, but still bright and upbeat, which makes for a very interesting combination. There’s a foot stomping energy to her music that makes the songs feel anthemic, fully living up to the straightforward strength of her lyrics. Her voice is rich and gritty but has a warm tone, and her somewhat unpolished vocals are really fun to listen to over wailing guitars and slamming percussion. Her music brings light out in dark times, and it’s catchy to boot.
Positives: Strong vocals and songwriting
Potential Barriers: Political themes
Sample Track: She was signed after Justin Tranter heard her sing “I Am Her” at a rally.
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2019.09.01 02:27 ChristianMunich Estimated number of Allied tanks in Normandy and their allocation to units. Part 2 to the Normandy tank-force series.

In my previous post I listed the German 'tanks' employed in Normandy and the units which fielded those tanks. Today I will do the same for the Allied units.
As you might have noticed the title differs from the first thread in one important detail; I wrote "estimated". For a variety of reasons, I found the compilation of Allied tanks far more difficult. The Allied replacement system made the tracking of vehicles more challenging and while I knew about this long before I was forced to tag the following numbers as an estimate. To be precise the numbers will be the minimum.
Table of contents:
  1. TDLR Tank numbers
    1a. Some remarks and interesting factoids about the numbers
  2. Unit list
    2a. US units
    2b. Commonwealth/Polish unis
  3. Replacement and reserve estimations.
  4. Final thoughts

The final numbers first

I will start with the numbers and further down you can see the detailed lists and explanation for the calculations.
Army Sherman 75mm/76mm Sherman 17pdr Sherman 105mm M5 Churchill Cromwell*** M10 76mm/17pdr M18 Challenger
US Forces & Free French 1993 168 1307 576 144 4188
Commonwealth + Polish 1965 314 456 538 333 400** 11 4017
Total landed in units 3958 314 168 1763 538 333 976 144 11 8205
Army Units landed + reserve + replacements
US total: 6000-6500
Commonwealth + Polish total: 5116
All Allied armies 11116-11616+
The numbers above are low estimate of the total number of tanks brought into Normandy. Not all of those tanks saw combat during the Campaign some units did not really engage in combat. It is up to the reader to decide how to interpret those numbers. I listed the units which arrived late. So the total number given here is tanks that landed on the Normandy beaches sometime during June, July or August which is the roughly accepted time frame of the Overlord campaign. The same rationale was used for German tanks. People will find different arguments about this depending on their prior viewpoint.
The main challenge was compiling the Commonwealth tank forces which in the end made me go with a minimum number. The number, therefore, should be treated as what it is a low estimation of total tanks. After consulting quite some secondary literature I am confident that this here is the best available compilation of Allied tank strength in the Normandy theatre. I found countless mistakes in various other sources which only encouraged me. As with the German data, a jump of point was Zetterlings normally superb book about Normandy, but this time I was disappointed, many mistakes were made. Units were incorrectly listed, some times the admittedly deceiving unit names mislead the author to use the wrong TOE. Light tank battalions were listed as normal TBs despite fielding only M5 Stuarts. Units that were equipped with non-combat tanks like the "Gizmos" or "CDL ( Channel Defence Light ) were listed as normal units despite only the chassis being from M4s and M3s. A TD battalion that had towed guns was wrongly identified as SPG unit. Which brings us to the next point, which tanks are included?
As you can see I went with the common convention of including M10s into the "tank category", the same with 105mm M4s which were assault versions of the M4. The reason for this is simple, I consider those close to tanks in the same way a StuG is but I as you noticed excluded German TDs. German TDs with their only ~ 10 tonnes and without turret were closer to a basic self-propelled gun than to a tank. So while "assault guns" and US TDs are included despite not fulfilling the full criteria German TDs were not. I think this categorization is the best.
Some 'tanks' that were excluded.
Most notably OP/Command tanks of which quite some landed in Normandy, the US did not use those vehicles while the UK made plenty use of them.
Anti aircraft tanks, like the Crusader AA Tank
The Petard version of the Churchill was also excluded, while this vehicle was heavily armoured and offered the ability to directly engage the ground forces of the enemy I think it should be excluded. The Crocodiles are included tho
Plenty of recovery vehices based on tank chassis.
Flail tanks are included

Interesting factoids

As you can see the Allied army was quite massive. The numbers presented here show the truly unmatched ability of the Western Allies to produce and employ war material. The ability to land 11k+ tanks in a matter of months is remarkable. The production and organization efforts seem unrivaled especially if we consider that this happened in 1944.
We notice the modest strength advantage over the German forces but what is also interesting, the tank heaviness of Allied forces.
The total troop strength on 23rd July is given as 812k US soldiers and 640k Commonwealth soldiers[1]. This is an extreme ratio of tanks per soldier. Going from TOE alone and ignoring reinforcements this meant that for 640k Commonwealth soldiers about 4k tanks were employed, this assumes the 4th CAD and 1st Polish to be included. This means 1k tanks on 160k soldiers. This ratio on first glance looks outrageous. To give you an idea of how much this differt from lets say the Wehrmacht they had about 1k tanks per million men for their early campaigns like Barbarossa.
Some historians like Zetterling like to use Bagration as a comparison to Overlord because it happened at the same time. There the Red Army employed about 6k tanks on 2,5 million soldiers. Which would translate to 1k tanks on ~415k soldiers. The perception of great Red Army tank armies appears to be mostly based on nominal numbers than on percentage. The British forces were truly armed to their teeths.
But even more interesting is that the German forces were also exceptionally tank heavy compared to their Eastern Front peers. About 2k tanks for a half a million men. For about 1k tanks on 250k soldiers. This was an exceptional number for German forces. At the same time on the Eastern front, there were like 3k tanks for a far bigger infantry force. This ratio would even exceed the ratio at Kursk the greatest tank battle of all time. Obviously those are napkin calculations but going from the numbers the German Leadership considered Normandy do or die. And still, their huge numbers were still dwarfed by the allies. About 5 tanks for every German tank about 4 Soldiers for every German soldier.
For some likely surprising, we see a rather big force of M5s, while little talked about the Allies showed confidence in the M5 and brought a lot of them. Mostly due to the gun the M5 is considered "obsolete" but with 15 tonnes it was still a considerable threat on the battlefield. About 2000 were destroyed in the ETO this vehicle was certainly still in combat use.
With the strong focus on the M4 people sometimes forget the big production numbers of vehicles like the M10. The total number of M10s exceeded 1000 and thus was more numerous than the most numerous German vehicle. But the numbers also show the doctrine in play, the loss rates of M10s were significantly lower than for Medium tanks.

Unit list

US tank units

What follows is a list of all Allied tank units that landed in Normandy during June, July and August. The US units were far easier to compile than those of the Commonwealth, for the most part US units adhered to a standardized TOE that only saw 4 major unit types:
Then you have some rare oddities like the heavy Armoured divisions with their old TOE, those two divisions had 232 mediums and 158 light tanks. This was a pretty outdated composition but two divisions still had it.
Then there were odd lights TBs which were simply tank battalions consisting of just light tanks. Between 50 and 60 tanks. Only 2 units were in Normandy.
The allocation of 105mm was constrained by availability, the D-Day units, for example, landed with more normal M4s without their 105s. My list goes per TOE.
Now the list of all units:
Separate Tank battalions:
US Tank Battalions M4 75mm/76mm M4 105 M5 Total: Note:
70th 53 6 17 76 D-Day
702nd 53 6 17 76 August arrival
709th 53 6 17 76
712th 53 6 17 76
735th 53 6 17 76
737th 53 6 17 76
741st 53 6 17 76 D-Day
743rd 53 6 17 76 D-Day
745th 53 6 17 76
746th 53 6 17 76
747th 53 6 17 76
749th 53 6 17 76
774th 53 6 17 76 Late August arrival
744th light 59 59 Light Battalion
759th light 54 54 Light Battalion
Not much to say about this. Independent battalions were regularly assigned to Infantry divisions. A "pure" infantry unit didn't really exist in the Allied armies. TDs were used similarly. In terms of combat power, a US Infantry div with assigned AFVs would on its own be comparable to a German Panzer battalion. German units would lose combat power and since no replacements were available a US infantry division sometimes had more available tanks than the opposing German panzer division. The understrength 'Frundsberg' for example arrived with only 77 tanks in Normandy.
US Armored divisions:
US Armored Division M4 75mm/76mm M4 105mm M5 Total: Note:
2nd (heavy) 232 158 390 First of two units to feature 76mms
2nd French 168 18 77 263 French unit equipped like US divisions, late July arrival
3rd (heavy) 232 158 390 First of two units to feature 76mms
4th (8th , 35th , 37th ) 168 18 77 263
5th (10th, 34th , 81st ) 168 18 77 263
6th (15th, 68th, 69th ) 168 18 77 263
7th (17th, 31st, 40th ) 168 18 77 263 13-14 August arrival
As explained earlier the US still fielded two divisions with the older 2 Regiment configuration. The other unit was the 1st Armored Division in Italy. Those two units were also the first to receive the new 76mm tanks which had their debut during Operation Cobra. The 7th Armored division arrived late to the party and had little influence on what many would consider the Normandy Campaign.
In the brackets, you see the tank battalions. In terms of tanks, an armored division was essentially three tank battalions with some headquarters M4s and an additional recce Squadron ( M5s ).
Tank Destroyer Battalions:
US Tank Destroyer Battalions M10 M18 Note:
602nd 36 Late August arrival
603rd 36
628th 36
629th 36
630th 36
634th 36
635th 36
644th 36
654th 36
702nd 36
703rd 36
704th 36
705th 36
773rd 36
803rd 36
813th 36
814th 36
818th 36
839th 36
899th 36 Only D-Day US TD landing ( afternoon )
Comparable to TBs those units were regularly assigned to divisions, also to Armored divisions. Enhancing the firepower of those units drastically. The doctrine, while effective in action, proved a failure, many vehicles were idle most of the time and used resources inefficiently. If inaction those units often devasted German tank assaults. But German tank assaults were rare so were obviously the TD highlight reels.
Cavlary Groups
US Cavalry Groups M5
2nd Cavalry Group ( 2nd & 42nd Sqd ) 34
3rd Cavalry Group ( 3rd & 43rd Sqd ) 34
4th Cavalry Group ( 4th & 24th Sqd ) 34
6th Cavalry Group ( 6th & 28th Sqd ) 34
15th Cavalry Group ( 15th & 17th Sqd ) 34
102nd Cavalry Group ( 38th & 102nd Sqd ) 34
106th Cavalry Group ( 17th & 106th Sqd ) 34
113th Cavalry Group ( 113th & 125th Sqd ) 34
Well... M5s.. Third Group arrived late.
Total TOE again for the US units:
Army Sherman 75mm/76mm Sherman 105mm M5 M10 M18 Total
US Forces & Free French 1993 168 1307 576 144 4188

Commonwealth & Polish tank units.

Now it gets tricky, sigh. The British forces were far more convoluted when it came to their tank forces but see for yourself.
In theory, the Royal Armored Corps would feature only 1 relevant TOE. The armoured Regiment. And then a Brigade would be three Regiments and an Armored division would have a brigade plus an additional Recce Regiment. In practise, the British units all were pretty unique. Here is the list of Commonwealth units.
A British armoured regiment in theory had
Sherman Sherman VC Cromwell Centaur Challenger Churchill Crocodile Churchill AVRE M5 Total: Notes
4th Armoured Brigade 157 36 33 226 7th June landing
8th Armoured Brigade 171 22 33 226 D-Day
27th Armoured Brigade 164 29 33 226 D-Day, later disbanded and its regiments used elsewhere
30th Armored Brigade 240 240 3 Regiments of Flail Shermans -141st RAC
33th Armored Brigade 156 36 33 225 Received Regiments and disbanded one
2nd Canadian Armoured Brigade 171 22 33 226 D-Day landing
6th Guards Tank Brigade 4 181 16 201 One of two full Churchill units
31st Tank Brigade 4 116 22 142 Only 2 Regiments, the third was reequiped with Crocs
34th Tank Brigade 4 174 33 211 One of two full Churchill units
1st Polish Armoured Division 125 25 70 33 253 Reduced in size due to personnel shortage
4th Canadian Armoured Division 225 36 44 305 No Cromwell recce Regiment only Shermans
7th Armoured Division 225 36 44 305 The only unit to mostly field Cromwells as mediums
11th Armoured Division 157 36 68 44 305
Guards Armoured Division 162 36 65 44 307
15/19 Hussars 50 11 11 72 Later replaced the 2nd Northamptonshire Yeomanry as 11th AD Recce
141st RAC 17 50 67 Flame thrower Churchill tanks
1st Assault Brigade ( 6 Squadrons 120 120 D-Day Churchill AVRE with Petard Mortar
Royal Marines Armoured Support Group 80 80 D-Day centaur units with 95mm Howitzers
You might notice that M10s are not included. The M10s were organized not in the Royal Armoured Corps but in the Royal Artillery and there in the Anti Tank Regiments in form of 'batteries'. You wonder why? Good question.
The 4th CAD and 1st Polish Armoured Division arrived pretty late in July and had their first combat on the 7th August during Operation Totalize, besides that most Commonwealth units landed pretty early and the total number of tank units would not change much after Normandy. In contrast to the US Army which landed several Armored Division and battalions post Normandy.
As you see the employment of several different medium tanks and infantry tanks created a quite diverse list of units. The so-called Hobart's funnies made it even more 'funny' to compile those units.
For most units, I went with the common TOE but I noticed frequent oddities which I sometimes had to include into the table. For this the so-called "tank state" documents proved invaluable. Those documents detailed the availability of tanks at the end of the day.
Ah ja the 'Hobart's Funnies' was a unit that included several specialized tanks, like the AVRE Churchill with a massive Petard mortar, or the flail tanks, or tanks with massive light projectors intended to blind opposing troops during river crossings. All those units were pooled in the 79th Armoured Division. This was no ordinary unit but simply the formation that organized all those specialized units. Part of it was the 30th Armoured Brigade and 1st Tank Brigade. The first employing dedicated mine destroyer Shermans with massive flails, the other had the so-called Channel Defense Light M3s.
Take a look at this document from the 16th July[2]. You see the regiments of the 30th Armoured Brigade and how its Flails were allocated to different Corp sectors. Obviously a specialized tool like flail tanks was more dispersed and the "commando unit" of the 30th AB was mostly to manage those Regiments. They would not really operate as a Brigade. The same for the so-called Crocodile tanks ( 141st RAC ) which were flame throwers, they were also shifted around to satisfy the need for specialized close combat equipment.
To make matters worse the Commonwealth decided to randomly disband whole regiments and replace them with others only to mess with me.
The 27th Armoured Brigade for example disbanded at the end of August as a result of the manpower shortage in the British army. Its regiments were sent to other units, which in return also disbanded regiments. The 1st East Riding of Yorkshire Yeomanry, for example, moved to the 33rd AB where it replaced the 148th RAC which was disbanded and fed its men to the 144th RAC.
You notice some other irregularities. The 1st Polish Armoured divisions had fewer tanks in their troops due to manpower shortage. The 4th CAD had no Cromwells in their Recce regiment but Shermans. The 7th AD had only Cromwells as medium tanks and a couple of Fireflys. Some Recce units had no Fireflys. You also notice a varying number of Firefly, in theory every troop should have one so 36 but then again this wasn't the reality.
The 15/19 Hussars were used to replace the recce regiment of the 11th Armoured division which then was also disbanded.
All this made listing British units far more complicated than US units.

Replacement and reserve estimates

A common mistake while judging unit strengths is underestimating or forgetting replacement tanks. The Allied system was set up in a way that ensured quick replacement of damaged and destroyed tanks with other tanks to keep the level of operational tanks high. The tactical merits of this system are debatable but it surely achieved its intended purpose, Allied units received quick replacements.
This means the tanks landing directly with the units were not the only tanks being landed in Normandy. The number of reserve and replacement tanks was substantial.
I want to use one example of a heavily engaged British unit to illustrate the number of replacement tanks:
The 11th Armoured Division had plenty of combat and will serve as an example:
The unit landed in June and moved into combat, I list rough estimates for their losses which includes damaged and destroyed vehicles.[3]
Then they recoup their losses and replenish
They again replenish, they replace their losses.
At the end of the Normandy campaign, the unit peaked at about 175 Shermans[2]. The unit peaked right before Operation Epson with 198[2], the unit didn't achieve 100% again due to constant combat but you see how destroyed tanks were replaced with new tanks. Those tanks often fall through the cracks in secondary literature. A good example would be Totalize. When historians list the strength of forces they mostly go by TOE but forget that Canadian forces, for example, received dozens of new tanks during Operation.
So let us try to decipher those replacement and reserve tanks.

US replacement and reserve tanks

US Total commitment of tanks is far easier to calculate because their loss data is more complete and accurate than that of the Commonwealth forces, furthermore, we have better data about replacement tanks.
Here are my number for the unloaded units again per TOE.
Army Sherman 75mm/76mm Sherman 105mm M5 M10 M18 Total
US Forces & Free French 1993 168 1307 576 144 4188
In theory, the total number of tanks would be TOE + Losses + Reserves – TOE shortage.
The US Army anticipated a monthly loss rate of 7% for medium tanks[4], which proved too low. So they planned a reserve of roughly 20%, We know that the reserves were nearly depleted by mid Augus[4]t and therefore the total number of tanks was likely only 'slightly' above the combined TOE and losses if at all.
There are different data sets for losses that are somewhat contradicting although not as much as for the Commonwealth forces.
Zaloga gives the following monthly losses for June through August, ( data set for the 20th ) [5]
Juni Juli August September
M5A1 52 26 201 116
M4 167 121 557 436
M4(105) 4 3 2 11
Tank subtotal 223 150 760 563
M18 0 0 6 6
M10 1 17 28 40
M36 0 0 0 0
TD subtotal 1 17 34 46
TOTAL 224 167 794 609
Kumulativ: 224 391 1185 1794
Here I have to mention a possible problem. In mid-August the Allies landed in Southern France as "Operation Dragoon" I am fairly confident all mentioned numbers here and later only refer to the 12th Army group. If I am mistaken this would obviously change the numbers and I would have to reconsider several tables so if somebody has evidence against my opinion please post below.
Napier gives slightly different numbers that count until the 26th of August which would be roughly the entirety of the Normandy campaign.[3]
Sherman: 824
M5: 175
Total: 999
As you see no M10s are mentioned and the M5 losses appear drastically lower. The weekly reported losses of the 1st Army alone reported 166 M5 losses[6]. The numbers from Zaloga appear more trustworthy although they don't include late August numbers.
Since we know that the US forces replaced their vehicles very quickly and were close to TOE, the TOE + Losses is a good minimum basis for committed tanks. But there are also tanks available as reserve forces not yet allocated to a unit or damaged vehicles which were maybe replaced by a new one while still being salvageable.
Another helpful data set is the monthly strength report of the US forces in the ETO. Here is the list of Zaloga, those numbers aswell are according to Zaloga from the 20th of each month.[5]
June July August September
M5A1 1489 1545 1693 1695
M4 ( 75mm,76mm ) 2202 2093 2557 2423
M4 ( 105mm ) 114 132 156 163
Tank subtotal 3805 3770 4406 4281
M18 146 141 176 170
M10 691 763 758 763
M36 0 0 0
TD subtotal 837 904 934 933
Total: 4642 4674 5340 5214
You might notice that those numbers are bigger than my TOE list, this is because the data set includes reserve forces. On average about 20% of TOE was calculated as a reserve force. The US tank force consisted of 5430 tanks including reserves. Compare the individual numbers to my numbers and you see a roughly 25% extra for the reserves. Now to this we simply have to add the admitted losses and we get a rather good estimate of the total number of vehicles landed in Normandy. The biggest caveat is that those "total strength numbers" can apparently include tanks still afloat not yet unloaded but since the data was from mid-August and the used loss numbers don't account for late August I doubt the difference was significant.
Here is what happens when we combine the Zaloga data for total strength and total losses for the same time frame:[5]
August Losses Total commitment
M5A1 1693 279 1972
M4 ( 75mm,76mm ) 2557 845 3402
M4 ( 105mm ) 156 9 165
Tank subtotal 4406 1133 5539
M18 176 46 222
M10 758 6 764
M36 0 0 0
TD subtotal 934 52 986
Total: 5340 1185 6525
In total, we see about 6500 tanks were committed to the campaign if 100% replacement is assumed while the rate was slightly lower than that. Also if the reports dated 20th August were compiled at exactly the same time is unknown and there is therefore some room for error. As mentioned above some of those units can be reasonably excluded from the "Normandy campaign" because they landed very late and didn't enter the battle. The 774th TB and 602nd TD. If those were included in Zalogas numbers I am not aware both landed on the 25th of August. For a total of 53 M4 75mm/76mm, 6 M4 105mm, 17 M5s and 36 M18. Also excluded from the total should be tanks being considered on route. The total number of those tanks is unknown to me but considering that the used reports are from Mid August and thus don't include later arrivals the relevant numbers is likely smallish any help to find more precise numbers for the tanks on ships would be appreciated. Factoring not fully replaced losses and the other mentioned factors the true numbers of committed tanks was likely somewhere between 6000 and 6500 tanks.

British replacement and reserve tanks

The British numbers are far more complicated than those from the US, at least they are for me based on my available data.
First, I have not found reliable data for M10 76mm/17pdr, while I identified many units that had M10s there variable set up of different numbers of M10 batteries made this an annoying task. This got only exacerbated by the lacking loss data for M10s. I was able to find the occasional loss data in various unit diaries but nothing that could be considered comprehensive.
Long story short I have decided to estimate the number of M10s based on the available data. I believe 400 M10s committed to the theatre is a realistic figure but if new evidence shows up I will change the numbers. The “small” amount of vehicles did not justify me spending more time trying to figure out the precise numbers.
In contrast to the US units, the UK didn't all share the TOE. Reasons for this are the bigger pool of different vehicles and the decision to create specialized units. You have seen this in the unit list. The biggest problem is that the Commonwealth forces lack proper loss and reserve data. And with 'lacks' I obviously mean that I don't have this data it might exist somewhere.

Losses:

Different data sets for losses exist. None of those are perfect for the research at hand and nearly every data set is contradicted by other data sets.
You will find two number sets for the 5th August, one with 967 tanks lost by Napier[3] and another from Zaloga with 1142 tanks lost. While the numbers from Zaloga are generally accepted and to my knowledge the most cited data set I am not 100% certain that all those vehicles were full write-offs. Napier who also references the same data has it lower with some vehicles being “recovered” whatever this is supposed to mean. Either way this data helps only so much because it does not cover the heavy battles during August. Another British data set gives their monthly losses, this data is obviously flawed because it includes verifiable wrong data for June and July. This is likely due to backlogging losses, but for June-August combined it gives 1189 without M5s. Back logging was a major issue and gets illustrated by the total wastage of ~2900 tanks in 1944. While only ~40% of those happened during June-August. One starts wondering where the rest was lost.
Here different data sets in one table:
Zaloga data set 5th August[5] Napier data set 5th August[3] British monthly losses end of August[5] Preliminary British report 20th July[3][1]
M5 Stuart 79 75 ? ?
Chaffee 0 0
Sherman 717 616 799 493
Cromwell 193 185 213 81
Challenger 1 2
Comet 0
Churchill 152 91 175 81
Total: 1142 967 1189 655
All the mentioned data excludes M10s. Napier offers more numbers for the remained of the Commonwealth campaign leading to a total of 1667. Sadly he does not specify what constituted a loss in those data sets. Are those knockouts or write-offs? The 5th August data set likely is “write-offs” mostly. Furthermore, the data seems fragmented. The Canadian data, for example, suggests that those numbers are actually “knocked out” tanks which may or may not have been repaired later. This is a problem because the cited US data, for example, are apparently only “written-off” vehicles. I also believe that the 5th August data is mostly write-offs because it aligns with a detailed 20th July reported that analyzed knockouts and found already 655 tanks fully written-off without M5s ( and M10s of course ). The 655 from the 20th July, which maybe did not include a full Goodwood count, align well with the ~1000 from the 5th August so this data was likely “write-off”.
Another interesting data snippet is the number of replacement tanks delivered to forward delivery squadrons. Those units were the direct link between combat units and the replacement system. According to Napier, a total of 1567 tanks were delivered to those units. This sounds awesome and would solve the problem, right? Wrong. The issue here is that repaired tanks would also eventually land at a forward delivery squadron. Now it is possible that those 1567 were actually fresh replacement tanks, but Napier does not specify this crucial information. Napier who offers the most information about this topic sadly is rather unspecific and careless when it comes to correctly identifying the various types of losses. He goes on and claims the wastage rate of Shermans was 35% in July wastage rate normally describes total losses. 35% for the Commonwealth forces would actually be ~600 M4s in July. Pretty high.
Obviously I am confronted with the same challenges as others before me because we still don't know precise loss numbers for the Commonwealth forces.
In general, I believe the 5th August report to be the best bet and by using my expertise in Normandy armoured combat I estimate Commonwealth tank write-offs including M10s at 1400 minimum. This number is actually lower than many other estimates. Some major loss sources post 5th August would be the Operation of the 1st Canadian Army, the D Sqd of the Elgins for example delivered 125 tanks to the 4th CAD[7]. I think the biggest issue in the secondary literature is the confusion with a different type of casualties. In total, the Allies likely lost north of 2485 tanks as fully destroyed, which is not that much more than the Wehrmacht. The total number will never be known but I believe my estimate to be a good low estimate.
Take a look at Wikipedia which gives 4000 tank losses for the Allies and 1500-2400 for the Germans ( Zetterling numbers ). The Allied losses are categorically false if the metric is “write-off”. The reason for this as mentioned earlier is the confusion about different loss categories by tertiary editors.
So back to British tank commitment. According to Napier, the British forces ran low on Shermans, and unit diaries show that several units were not fully up to TOE during August which suggest low reserves. In theory, the British forces had a higher amount of reserves for Shermans because they expected higher loss rates, in practice the units were not full any longer. The nominal discrepancy was likely covered by damaged vehicles sitting in workshops. Furthermore, some units were disbanded to supply other units with personnel, those tanks were likely used as replacements and thus have to be deducted.
And here I am at a dead end that forces me to go with a minimum calculation. TOE + M10 estimate + Losses – Disbanded units
The 27th Brigade apparently still had 208 tanks on the books when it was disbanded[2]. Its regiments replaced 2 disbanded regiments and 1 joined another unit. Also, the Recce Regiment of the 11th Armoured ( 2nd Northamptonshire Yeomanry ) was disbanded. In total 3 regiments were disbanded ( Did I miss one? ). The 4th one likely left its tanks behind when it moved to England so a rough total of 4 Regiments left the TOE for maybe ~300ish tanks.
edit: I located some of the tanks from the 27th Armoured Brigade, they were taken on strength from the E Sqd of the Elgins, a delivery squadron. The unit then likely fed the tanks as replacements to tanks of the II Canadian Corps. About 32 Shermans were given to the E Sqd at the end of August, this was likely the Staffordshire Regiment which moved back to England
edit.end.
This brings us to a minimum of 3616 + 400 + 1400 – 300 = 5116
This number has to be considered a very low estimate. There were without a doubt substantial amounts of Cromwell, M5s and Churchills in reserve pools either as fresh vehicles or being in a state of repair. Even tho they ran a bit low on Shermans the shortage would only be in operational tanks but not in actual on hand tanks. Sadly I am unable to give a more accurate estimate and the best I have to offer is a “minimum”.
Which brings us to the total minimum of:
Army Units landed + reserve + replacements
US total: 6000-6500
Commonwealth + Polish total: 5116
All Allied armies 11116-11616+
Here are the German numbers again:
Tank Panzer IV Panzer V StuG III Tiger I Tiger II StuG IV Jagdpz IV StuH 42 Jagdpanther Sturmpanzer IV Total:
Number 897 651 386 123 12 42 104 221 8 28 2289

Final thoughts

In the previous post I claimed that the Allied used more than 10k tanks:
The Allied tank force, albeit more difficult to compile, is estimated by me to be bigger than 10.000 in the same time frame for a rough ratio of 5:1. If there is interest I can also post Allied tank units compilations.
And a spokesperson of the SWS u/wulfehound gave an official SWS statement:
Yea no. Unless every single one of the 13 armored divisions is overstrength by ~370% (186 combat tanks, 216 with M3/M5 Stuarts as authorized) for 797 tanks per division and the 21st Army Tank Brigade somehow is also overstrength by 200% or more, that's not happening. The British fielded just under 4400 tanks of all types, including noncombat versions such as command vehicles or artillery spotters in Normandy with 3444 of those being combat gun tanks, while the US had in total 2845 combat gun tanks in Normandy. That's 6,289 combat tanks for the Western Allies in case you can't do basic addition
Almost as if you're trying to push an agenda of muh uberpanzer superiority instead of being objective
Here you see the mistake of underestimated replacements in action. Maybe the SWS will add its opinion about this here as well.
The contemporary historiography is dominated by Western authors which have, in my opinion, pushed a clear bias in regards to Western technology and tactics. To me, it comes as no surprise that most hobby folks have no grasp of the true size of the Allied tank armies. While arguments about the value of numerical superiority get quickly ridiculed we see here that those arguments didn't just pop into existence without empirical evidence. Obviously not every tank landed was pivotal to the Allied victory and some fewer tanks would have done the job as well. Then again the final outbreak that followed many failed attempts was brought forward with tank force ratios of 10:1[8]. The question; "Was numerical superiority a fundamental requirement?" is certainly warranted and shouldn't be bullied. There is a reason that many historians that are vocal about the prowess of Allied armies and their equipment rarely talk numbers unless they help them. How often did you hear about Arracourt? Have the same historians told you that the Allies landed 10k plus tanks to defeat an opponent that was supposedly outfought anyways?
I couldn't find a better statement than the from Zaloga, that highlight this anti-scientific approach in the most comedic way possible.
In total U.S. First Army had 1269 M4 Medium tanks and 694 M5A1 light tanks at the start of Operation Cobra, roughly a ten-to-one advantage over its German counterparts in medium tanks.
And the just a couple sentences later he unironically says the following.
Ultimately the defeat of the German Army in Normandy depended in large measure on the performance of troops and commanders.
Indeed Mr. Zaloga indeed.[8]
For those of you who are interested in this, I hope you found some valuable information and maybe some starting points for your own research. As explained in the post those numbers should be taken as rough estimates, while likely superior to numbers you will find elsewhere the listed challenges prevented a fully clear picture. To other 15 readers drop the downvotes.
Historical footage of Allied tanks landing in Normandy[9]
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2019.09.01 02:23 ChristianMunich Estimated number of Allied tanks in Normandy and their allocation to units. Part 2 to the Normandy tank-force series.

In my previous post I listed the German 'tanks' employed in Normandy and the units which fielded those tanks. Today I will do the same for the Allied units.
As you might have noticed the title differs from the first thread in one important detail; I wrote "estimated". For a variety of reasons, I found the compilation of Allied tanks far more difficult. The Allied replacement system made the tracking of vehicles more challenging and while I knew about this long before I was forced to tag the following numbers as an estimate. To be precise the numbers will be the minimum.
Table of contents:
  1. TDLR Tank numbers
    1a. Some remarks and interesting factoids about the numbers
  2. Unit list
    2a. US units
    2b. Commonwealth/Polish unis
  3. Replacement and reserve estimations.
  4. Final thoughts

The final numbers first

I will start with the numbers and further down you can see the detailed lists and explanation for the calculations.
Army Sherman 75mm/76mm Sherman 17pdr Sherman 105mm M5 Churchill Cromwell*** M10 76mm/17pdr M18 Challenger
US Forces & Free French 1993 168 1307 576 144 4188
Commonwealth + Polish 1965 314 456 538 333 400** 11 4017
Total landed in units 3958 314 168 1763 538 333 976 144 11 8205
Army Units landed + reserve + replacements
US total: 6000-6500
Commonwealth + Polish total: 5116
All Allied armies 11116-11616+
The numbers above are low estimate of the total number of tanks brought into Normandy. Not all of those tanks saw combat during the Campaign some units did not really engage in combat. It is up to the reader to decide how to interpret those numbers. I listed the units which arrived late. So the total number given here is tanks that landed on the Normandy beaches sometime during June, July or August which is the roughly accepted time frame of the Overlord campaign. The same rationale was used for German tanks. People will find different arguments about this depending on their prior viewpoint.
The main challenge was compiling the Commonwealth tank forces which in the end made me go with a minimum number. The number, therefore, should be treated as what it is a low estimation of total tanks. After consulting quite some secondary literature I am confident that this here is the best available compilation of Allied tank strength in the Normandy theatre. I found countless mistakes in various other sources which only encouraged me. As with the German data, a jump of point was Zetterlings normally superb book about Normandy, but this time I was disappointed, many mistakes were made. Units were incorrectly listed, some times the admittedly deceiving unit names mislead the author to use the wrong TOE. Light tank battalions were listed as normal TBs despite fielding only M5 Stuarts. Units that were equipped with non-combat tanks like the "Gizmos" or "CDL ( Channel Defence Light ) were listed as normal units despite only the chassis being from M4s and M3s. A TD battalion that had towed guns was wrongly identified as SPG unit. Which brings us to the next point, which tanks are included?
As you can see I went with the common convention of including M10s into the "tank category", the same with 105mm M4s which were assault versions of the M4. The reason for this is simple, I consider those close to tanks in the same way a StuG is but I as you noticed excluded German TDs. German TDs with their only ~ 10 tonnes and without turret were closer to a basic self-propelled gun than to a tank. So while "assault guns" and US TDs are included despite not fulfilling the full criteria German TDs were not. I think this categorization is the best.
Some 'tanks' that were excluded.
Most notably OP/Command tanks of which quite some landed in Normandy, the US did not use those vehicles while the UK made plenty use of them.
Anti aircraft tanks, like the Crusader AA Tank
The Petard version of the Churchill was also excluded, while this vehicle was heavily armoured and offered the ability to directly engage the ground forces of the enemy I think it should be excluded. The Crocodiles are included tho
Plenty of recovery vehices based on tank chassis.
Flail tanks are included

Interesting factoids

As you can see the Allied army was quite massive. The numbers presented here show the truly unmatched ability of the Western Allies to produce and employ war material. The ability to land 11k+ tanks in a matter of months is remarkable. The production and organization efforts seem unrivaled especially if we consider that this happened in 1944.
We notice the modest strength advantage over the German forces but what is also interesting, the tank heaviness of Allied forces.
The total troop strength on 23rd July is given as 812k US soldiers and 640k Commonwealth soldiers[1]. This is an extreme ratio of tanks per soldier. Going from TOE alone and ignoring reinforcements this meant that for 640k Commonwealth soldiers about 4k tanks were employed, this assumes the 4th CAD and 1st Polish to be included. This means 1k tanks on 160k soldiers. This ratio on first glance looks outrageous. To give you an idea of how much this differt from lets say the Wehrmacht they had about 1k tanks per million men for their early campaigns like Barbarossa.
Some historians like Zetterling like to use Bagration as a comparison to Overlord because it happened at the same time. There the Red Army employed about 6k tanks on 2,5 million soldiers. Which would translate to 1k tanks on ~415k soldiers. The perception of great Red Army tank armies appears to be mostly based on nominal numbers than on percentage. The British forces were truly armed to their teeths.
But even more interesting is that the German forces were also exceptionally tank heavy compared to their Eastern Front peers. About 2k tanks for a half a million men. For about 1k tanks on 250k soldiers. This was an exceptional number for German forces. At the same time on the Eastern front, there were like 3k tanks for a far bigger infantry force. This ratio would even exceed the ratio at Kursk the greatest tank battle of all time. Obviously those are napkin calculations but going from the numbers the German Leadership considered Normandy do or die. And still, their huge numbers were still dwarfed by the allies. About 5 tanks for every German tank about 4 Soldiers for every German soldier.
For some likely surprising, we see a rather big force of M5s, while little talked about the Allies showed confidence in the M5 and brought a lot of them. Mostly due to the gun the M5 is considered "obsolete" but with 15 tonnes it was still a considerable threat on the battlefield. About 2000 were destroyed in the ETO this vehicle was certainly still in combat use.
With the strong focus on the M4 people sometimes forget the big production numbers of vehicles like the M10. The total number of M10s exceeded 1000 and thus was more numerous than the most numerous German vehicle. But the numbers also show the doctrine in play, the loss rates of M10s were significantly lower than for Medium tanks.

Unit list

US tank units

What follows is a list of all Allied tank units that landed in Normandy during June, July and August. The US units were far easier to compile than those of the Commonwealth, for the most part US units adhered to a standardized TOE that only saw 4 major unit types:
Then you have some rare oddities like the heavy Armoured divisions with their old TOE, those two divisions had 232 mediums and 158 light tanks. This was a pretty outdated composition but two divisions still had it.
Then there were odd lights TBs which were simply tank battalions consisting of just light tanks. Between 50 and 60 tanks. Only 2 units were in Normandy.
The allocation of 105mm was constrained by availability, the D-Day units, for example, landed with more normal M4s without their 105s. My list goes per TOE.
Now the list of all units:
Separate Tank battalions:
US Tank Battalions M4 75mm/76mm M4 105 M5 Total: Note:
70th 53 6 17 76 D-Day
702nd 53 6 17 76 August arrival
709th 53 6 17 76
712th 53 6 17 76
735th 53 6 17 76
737th 53 6 17 76
741st 53 6 17 76 D-Day
743rd 53 6 17 76 D-Day
745th 53 6 17 76
746th 53 6 17 76
747th 53 6 17 76
749th 53 6 17 76
774th 53 6 17 76 Late August arrival
744th light 59 59 Light Battalion
759th light 54 54 Light Battalion
Not much to say about this. Independent battalions were regularly assigned to Infantry divisions. A "pure" infantry unit didn't really exist in the Allied armies. TDs were used similarly. In terms of combat power, a US Infantry div with assigned AFVs would on its own be comparable to a German Panzer battalion. German units would lose combat power and since no replacements were available a US infantry division sometimes had more available tanks than the opposing German panzer division. The understrength 'Frundsberg' for example arrived with only 77 tanks in Normandy.
US Armored divisions:
US Armored Division M4 75mm/76mm M4 105mm M5 Total: Note:
2nd (heavy) 232 158 390 First of two units to feature 76mms
2nd French 168 18 77 263 French unit equipped like US divisions, late July arrival
3rd (heavy) 232 158 390 First of two units to feature 76mms
4th (8th , 35th , 37th ) 168 18 77 263
5th (10th, 34th , 81st ) 168 18 77 263
6th (15th, 68th, 69th ) 168 18 77 263
7th (17th, 31st, 40th ) 168 18 77 263 13-14 August arrival
As explained earlier the US still fielded two divisions with the older 2 Regiment configuration. The other unit was the 1st Armored Division in Italy. Those two units were also the first to receive the new 76mm tanks which had their debut during Operation Cobra. The 7th Armored division arrived late to the party and had little influence on what many would consider the Normandy Campaign.
In the brackets, you see the tank battalions. In terms of tanks, an armored division was essentially three tank battalions with some headquarters M4s and an additional recce Squadron ( M5s ).
Tank Destroyer Battalions:
US Tank Destroyer Battalions M10 M18 Note:
602nd 36 Late August arrival
603rd 36
628th 36
629th 36
630th 36
634th 36
635th 36
644th 36
654th 36
702nd 36
703rd 36
704th 36
705th 36
773rd 36
803rd 36
813th 36
814th 36
818th 36
839th 36
899th 36 Only D-Day US TD landing ( afternoon )
Comparable to TBs those units were regularly assigned to divisions, also to Armored divisions. Enhancing the firepower of those units drastically. The doctrine, while effective in action, proved a failure, many vehicles were idle most of the time and used resources inefficiently. If inaction those units often devasted German tank assaults. But German tank assaults were rare so were obviously the TD highlight reels.
Cavlary Groups
US Cavalry Groups M5
2nd Cavalry Group ( 2nd & 42nd Sqd ) 34
3rd Cavalry Group ( 3rd & 43rd Sqd ) 34
4th Cavalry Group ( 4th & 24th Sqd ) 34
6th Cavalry Group ( 6th & 28th Sqd ) 34
15th Cavalry Group ( 15th & 17th Sqd ) 34
102nd Cavalry Group ( 38th & 102nd Sqd ) 34
106th Cavalry Group ( 17th & 106th Sqd ) 34
113th Cavalry Group ( 113th & 125th Sqd ) 34
Well... M5s.. Third Group arrived late.
Total TOE again for the US units:
Army Sherman 75mm/76mm Sherman 105mm M5 M10 M18 Total
US Forces & Free French 1993 168 1307 576 144 4188

Commonwealth & Polish tank units.

Now it gets tricky, sigh. The British forces were far more convoluted when it came to their tank forces but see for yourself.
In theory, the Royal Armored Corps would feature only 1 relevant TOE. The armoured Regiment. And then a Brigade would be three Regiments and an Armored division would have a brigade plus an additional Recce Regiment. In practise, the British units all were pretty unique. Here is the list of Commonwealth units.
A British armoured regiment in theory had
Sherman Sherman VC Cromwell Centaur Challenger Churchill Crocodile Churchill AVRE M5 Total: Notes
4th Armoured Brigade 157 36 33 226 7th June landing
8th Armoured Brigade 171 22 33 226 D-Day
27th Armoured Brigade 164 29 33 226 D-Day, later disbanded and its regiments used elsewhere
30th Armored Brigade 240 240 3 Regiments of Flail Shermans -141st RAC
33th Armored Brigade 156 36 33 225 Received Regiments and disbanded one
2nd Canadian Armoured Brigade 171 22 33 226 D-Day landing
6th Guards Tank Brigade 4 181 16 201 One of two full Churchill units
31st Tank Brigade 4 116 22 142 Only 2 Regiments, the third was reequiped with Crocs
34th Tank Brigade 4 174 33 211 One of two full Churchill units
1st Polish Armoured Division 125 25 70 33 253 Reduced in size due to personnel shortage
4th Canadian Armoured Division 225 36 44 305 No Cromwell recce Regiment only Shermans
7th Armoured Division 225 36 44 305 The only unit to mostly field Cromwells as mediums
11th Armoured Division 157 36 68 44 305
Guards Armoured Division 162 36 65 44 307
15/19 Hussars 50 11 11 72 Later replaced the 2nd Northamptonshire Yeomanry as 11th AD Recce
141st RAC 17 50 67 Flame thrower Churchill tanks
1st Assault Brigade ( 6 Squadrons 120 120 D-Day Churchill AVRE with Petard Mortar
Royal Marines Armoured Support Group 80 80 D-Day centaur units with 95mm Howitzers
You might notice that M10s are not included. The M10s were organized not in the Royal Armoured Corps but in the Royal Artillery and there in the Anti Tank Regiments in form of 'batteries'. You wonder why? Good question.
The 4th CAD and 1st Polish Armoured Division arrived pretty late in July and had their first combat on the 7th August during Operation Totalize, besides that most Commonwealth units landed pretty early and the total number of tank units would not change much after Normandy. In contrast to the US Army which landed several Armored Division and battalions post Normandy.
As you see the employment of several different medium tanks and infantry tanks created a quite diverse list of units. The so-called Hobart's funnies made it even more 'funny' to compile those units.
For most units, I went with the common TOE but I noticed frequent oddities which I sometimes had to include into the table. For this the so-called "tank state" documents proved invaluable. Those documents detailed the availability of tanks at the end of the day.
Ah ja the 'Hobart's Funnies' was a unit that included several specialized tanks, like the AVRE Churchill with a massive Petard mortar, or the flail tanks, or tanks with massive light projectors intended to blind opposing troops during river crossings. All those units were pooled in the 79th Armoured Division. This was no ordinary unit but simply the formation that organized all those specialized units. Part of it was the 30th Armoured Brigade and 1st Tank Brigade. The first employing dedicated mine destroyer Shermans with massive flails, the other had the so-called Channel Defense Light M3s.
Take a look at this document from the 16th July[2]. You see the regiments of the 30th Armoured Brigade and how its Flails were allocated to different Corp sectors. Obviously a specialized tool like flail tanks was more dispersed and the "commando unit" of the 30th AB was mostly to manage those Regiments. They would not really operate as a Brigade. The same for the so-called Crocodile tanks ( 141st RAC ) which were flame throwers, they were also shifted around to satisfy the need for specialized close combat equipment.
To make matters worse the Commonwealth decided to randomly disband whole regiments and replace them with others only to mess with me.
The 27th Armoured Brigade for example disbanded at the end of August as a result of the manpower shortage in the British army. Its regiments were sent to other units, which in return also disbanded regiments. The 1st East Riding of Yorkshire Yeomanry, for example, moved to the 33rd AB where it replaced the 148th RAC which was disbanded and fed its men to the 144th RAC.
You notice some other irregularities. The 1st Polish Armoured divisions had fewer tanks in their troops due to manpower shortage. The 4th CAD had no Cromwells in their Recce regiment but Shermans. The 7th AD had only Cromwells as medium tanks and a couple of Fireflys. Some Recce units had no Fireflys. You also notice a varying number of Firefly, in theory every troop should have one so 36 but then again this wasn't the reality.
The 15/19 Hussars were used to replace the recce regiment of the 11th Armoured division which then was also disbanded.
All this made listing British units far more complicated than US units.

Replacement and reserve estimates

A common mistake while judging unit strengths is underestimating or forgetting replacement tanks. The Allied system was set up in a way that ensured quick replacement of damaged and destroyed tanks with other tanks to keep the level of operational tanks high. The tactical merits of this system are debatable but it surely achieved its intended purpose, Allied units received quick replacements.
This means the tanks landing directly with the units were not the only tanks being landed in Normandy. The number of reserve and replacement tanks was substantial.
I want to use one example of a heavily engaged British unit to illustrate the number of replacement tanks:
The 11th Armoured Division had plenty of combat and will serve as an example:
The unit landed in June and moved into combat, I list rough estimates for their losses which includes damaged and destroyed vehicles.[3]
Then they recoup their losses and replenish
They again replenish, they replace their losses.
At the end of the Normandy campaign, the unit peaked at about 175 Shermans[2]. The unit peaked right before Operation Epson with 198[2], the unit didn't achieve 100% again due to constant combat but you see how destroyed tanks were replaced with new tanks. Those tanks often fall through the cracks in secondary literature. A good example would be Totalize. When historians list the strength of forces they mostly go by TOE but forget that Canadian forces, for example, received dozens of new tanks during Operation.
So let us try to decipher those replacement and reserve tanks.

US replacement and reserve tanks

US Total commitment of tanks is far easier to calculate because their loss data is more complete and accurate than that of the Commonwealth forces, furthermore, we have better data about replacement tanks.
Here are my number for the unloaded units again per TOE.
Army Sherman 75mm/76mm Sherman 105mm M5 M10 M18 Total
US Forces & Free French 1993 168 1307 576 144 4188
In theory, the total number of tanks would be TOE + Losses + Reserves – TOE shortage.
The US Army anticipated a monthly loss rate of 7% for medium tanks[4], which proved too low. So they planned a reserve of roughly 20%, We know that the reserves were nearly depleted by mid Augus[4]t and therefore the total number of tanks was likely only 'slightly' above the combined TOE and losses if at all.
There are different data sets for losses that are somewhat contradicting although not as much as for the Commonwealth forces.
Zaloga gives the following monthly losses for June through August, ( data set for the 20th ) [5]
Juni Juli August September
M5A1 52 26 201 116
M4 167 121 557 436
M4(105) 4 3 2 11
Tank subtotal 223 150 760 563
M18 0 0 6 6
M10 1 17 28 40
M36 0 0 0 0
TD subtotal 1 17 34 46
TOTAL 224 167 794 609
Kumulativ: 224 391 1185 1794
Here I have to mention a possible problem. In mid-August the Allies landed in Southern France as "Operation Dragoon" I am fairly confident all mentioned numbers here and later only refer to the 12th Army group. If I am mistaken this would obviously change the numbers and I would have to reconsider several tables so if somebody has evidence against my opinion please post below.
Napier gives slightly different numbers that count until the 26th of August which would be roughly the entirety of the Normandy campaign.[3]
Sherman: 824
M5: 175
Total: 999
As you see no M10s are mentioned and the M5 losses appear drastically lower. The weekly reported losses of the 1st Army alone reported 166 M5 losses[6]. The numbers from Zaloga appear more trustworthy although they don't include late August numbers.
Since we know that the US forces replaced their vehicles very quickly and were close to TOE, the TOE + Losses is a good minimum basis for committed tanks. But there are also tanks available as reserve forces not yet allocated to a unit or damaged vehicles which were maybe replaced by a new one while still being salvageable.
Another helpful data set is the monthly strength report of the US forces in the ETO. Here is the list of Zaloga, those numbers aswell are according to Zaloga from the 20th of each month.[5]
June July August September
M5A1 1489 1545 1693 1695
M4 ( 75mm,76mm ) 2202 2093 2557 2423
M4 ( 105mm ) 114 132 156 163
Tank subtotal 3805 3770 4406 4281
M18 146 141 176 170
M10 691 763 758 763
M36 0 0 0
TD subtotal 837 904 934 933
Total: 4642 4674 5340 5214
You might notice that those numbers are bigger than my TOE list, this is because the data set includes reserve forces. On average about 20% of TOE was calculated as a reserve force. The US tank force consisted of 5430 tanks including reserves. Compare the individual numbers to my numbers and you see a roughly 25% extra for the reserves. Now to this we simply have to add the admitted losses and we get a rather good estimate of the total number of vehicles landed in Normandy. The biggest caveat is that those "total strength numbers" can apparently include tanks still afloat not yet unloaded but since the data was from mid-August and the used loss numbers don't account for late August I doubt the difference was significant.
Here is what happens when we combine the Zaloga data for total strength and total losses for the same time frame:[5]
August Losses Total commitment
M5A1 1693 279 1972
M4 ( 75mm,76mm ) 2557 845 3402
M4 ( 105mm ) 156 9 165
Tank subtotal 4406 1133 5539
M18 176 46 222
M10 758 6 764
M36 0 0 0
TD subtotal 934 52 986
Total: 5340 1185 6525
In total, we see about 6500 tanks were committed to the campaign if 100% replacement is assumed while the rate was slightly lower than that. Also if the reports dated 20th August were compiled at exactly the same time is unknown and there is therefore some room for error. As mentioned above some of those units can be reasonably excluded from the "Normandy campaign" because they landed very late and didn't enter the battle. The 774th TB and 602nd TD. If those were included in Zalogas numbers I am not aware both landed on the 25th of August. For a total of 53 M4 75mm/76mm, 6 M4 105mm, 17 M5s and 36 M18. Also excluded from the total should be tanks being considered on route. The total number of those tanks is unknown to me but considering that the used reports are from Mid August and thus don't include later arrivals the relevant numbers is likely smallish any help to find more precise numbers for the tanks on ships would be appreciated. Factoring not fully replaced losses and the other mentioned factors the true numbers of committed tanks was likely somewhere between 6000 and 6500 tanks.

British replacement and reserve tanks

The British numbers are far more complicated than those from the US, at least they are for me based on my available data.
First, I have not found reliable data for M10 76mm/17pdr, while I identified many units that had M10s there variable set up of different numbers of M10 batteries made this an annoying task. This got only exacerbated by the lacking loss data for M10s. I was able to find the occasional loss data in various unit diaries but nothing that could be considered comprehensive.
Long story short I have decided to estimate the number of M10s based on the available data. I believe 400 M10s committed to the theatre is a realistic figure but if new evidence shows up I will change the numbers. The “small” amount of vehicles did not justify me spending more time trying to figure out the precise numbers.
In contrast to the US units, the UK didn't all share the TOE. Reasons for this are the bigger pool of different vehicles and the decision to create specialized units. You have seen this in the unit list. The biggest problem is that the Commonwealth forces lack proper loss and reserve data. And with 'lacks' I obviously mean that I don't have this data it might exist somewhere.

Losses:

Different data sets for losses exist. None of those are perfect for the research at hand and nearly every data set is contradicted by other data sets.
You will find two number sets for the 5th August, one with 967 tanks lost by Napier[3] and another from Zaloga with 1142 tanks lost. While the numbers from Zaloga are generally accepted and to my knowledge the most cited data set I am not 100% certain that all those vehicles were full write-offs. Napier who also references the same data has it lower with some vehicles being “recovered” whatever this is supposed to mean. Either way this data helps only so much because it does not cover the heavy battles during August. Another British data set gives their monthly losses, this data is obviously flawed because it includes verifiable wrong data for June and July. This is likely due to backlogging losses, but for June-August combined it gives 1189 without M5s. Back logging was a major issue and gets illustrated by the total wastage of ~2900 tanks in 1944. While only ~40% of those happened during June-August. One starts wondering where the rest was lost.
Here different data sets in one table:
Zaloga data set 5th August[5] Napier data set 5th August[3] British monthly losses end of August[5] Preliminary British report 20th July[3][1]
M5 Stuart 79 75 ? ?
Chaffee 0 0
Sherman 717 616 799 493
Cromwell 193 185 213 81
Challenger 1 2
Comet 0
Churchill 152 91 175 81
Total: 1142 967 1189 655
All the mentioned data excludes M10s. Napier offers more numbers for the remained of the Commonwealth campaign leading to a total of 1667. Sadly he does not specify what constituted a loss in those data sets. Are those knockouts or write-offs? The 5th August data set likely is “write-offs” mostly. Furthermore, the data seems fragmented. The Canadian data, for example, suggests that those numbers are actually “knocked out” tanks which may or may not have been repaired later. This is a problem because the cited US data, for example, are apparently only “written-off” vehicles. I also believe that the 5th August data is mostly write-offs because it aligns with a detailed 20th July reported that analyzed knockouts and found already 655 tanks fully written-off without M5s ( and M10s of course ). The 655 from the 20th July, which maybe did not include a full Goodwood count, align well with the ~1000 from the 5th August so this data was likely “write-off”.
Another interesting data snippet is the number of replacement tanks delivered to forward delivery squadrons. Those units were the direct link between combat units and the replacement system. According to Napier, a total of 1567 tanks were delivered to those units. This sounds awesome and would solve the problem, right? Wrong. The issue here is that repaired tanks would also eventually land at a forward delivery squadron. Now it is possible that those 1567 were actually fresh replacement tanks, but Napier does not specify this crucial information. Napier who offers the most information about this topic sadly is rather unspecific and careless when it comes to correctly identifying the various types of losses. He goes on and claims the wastage rate of Shermans was 35% in July wastage rate normally describes total losses. 35% for the Commonwealth forces would actually be ~600 M4s in July. Pretty high.
Obviously I am confronted with the same challenges as others before me because we still don't know precise loss numbers for the Commonwealth forces.
In general, I believe the 5th August report to be the best bet and by using my expertise in Normandy armoured combat I estimate Commonwealth tank write-offs including M10s at 1400 minimum. This number is actually lower than many other estimates. Some major loss sources post 5th August would be the Operation of the 1st Canadian Army, the D Sqd of the Elgins for example delivered 125 tanks to the 4th CAD[7]. I think the biggest issue in the secondary literature is the confusion with a different type of casualties. In total, the Allies likely lost north of 2485 tanks as fully destroyed, which is not that much more than the Wehrmacht. The total number will never be known but I believe my estimate to be a good low estimate.
Take a look at Wikipedia which gives 4000 tank losses for the Allies and 1500-2400 for the Germans ( Zetterling numbers ). The Allied losses are categorically false if the metric is “write-off”. The reason for this as mentioned earlier is the confusion about different loss categories by tertiary editors.
So back to British tank commitment. According to Napier, the British forces ran low on Shermans, and unit diaries show that several units were not fully up to TOE during August which suggest low reserves. In theory, the British forces had a higher amount of reserves for Shermans because they expected higher loss rates, in practice the units were not full any longer. The nominal discrepancy was likely covered by damaged vehicles sitting in workshops. Furthermore, some units were disbanded to supply other units with personnel, those tanks were likely used as replacements and thus have to be deducted.
And here I am at a dead end that forces me to go with a minimum calculation. TOE + M10 estimate + Losses – Disbanded units
The 27th Brigade apparently still had 208 tanks on the books when it was disbanded[2]. Its regiments replaced 2 disbanded regiments and 1 joined another unit. Also, the Recce Regiment of the 11th Armoured ( 2nd Northamptonshire Yeomanry ) was disbanded. In total 3 regiments were disbanded ( Did I miss one? ). The 4th one likely left its tanks behind when it moved to England so a rough total of 4 Regiments left the TOE for maybe ~300ish tanks.
This brings us to a minimum of 3616 + 400 + 1400 – 300 = 5116
This number has to be considered a very low estimate. There were without a doubt substantial amounts of Cromwell, M5s and Churchills in reserve pools either as fresh vehicles or being in a state of repair. Even tho they ran a bit low on Shermans the shortage would only be in operational tanks but not in actual on hand tanks. Sadly I am unable to give a more accurate estimate and the best I have to offer is a “minimum”.
Which brings us to the total minimum of:
Army Units landed + reserve + replacements
US total: 6000-6500
Commonwealth + Polish total: 5116
All Allied armies 11116-11616+
Here are the German numbers again:
Tank Panzer IV Panzer V StuG III Tiger I Tiger II StuG IV Jagdpz IV StuH 42 Jagdpanther Sturmpanzer IV Total:
Number 897 651 386 123 12 42 104 221 8 28 2289

Final thoughts

In the previous post I claimed that the Allied used more than 10k tanks:
The Allied tank force, albeit more difficult to compile, is estimated by me to be bigger than 10.000 in the same time frame for a rough ratio of 5:1. If there is interest I can also post Allied tank units compilations.
And a spokesperson of the SWS u/wulfehound gave an official SWS statement:
Yea no. Unless every single one of the 13 armored divisions is overstrength by ~370% (186 combat tanks, 216 with M3/M5 Stuarts as authorized) for 797 tanks per division and the 21st Army Tank Brigade somehow is also overstrength by 200% or more, that's not happening. The British fielded just under 4400 tanks of all types, including noncombat versions such as command vehicles or artillery spotters in Normandy with 3444 of those being combat gun tanks, while the US had in total 2845 combat gun tanks in Normandy. That's 6,289 combat tanks for the Western Allies in case you can't do basic addition
Almost as if you're trying to push an agenda of muh uberpanzer superiority instead of being objective
Here you see the mistake of underestimated replacements in action. Maybe the SWS will add its opinion about this here as well.
The contemporary historiography is dominated by Western authors which have, in my opinion, pushed a clear bias in regards to Western technology and tactics. To me, it comes as no surprise that most hobby folks have no grasp of the true size of the Allied tank armies. While arguments about the value of numerical superiority get quickly ridiculed we see here that those arguments didn't just pop into existence without empirical evidence. Obviously not every tank landed was pivotal to the Allied victory and some fewer tanks would have done the job as well. Then again the final outbreak that followed many failed attempts was brought forward with tank force ratios of 10:1[8]. The question; "Was numerical superiority a fundamental requirement?" is certainly warranted and shouldn't be bullied. There is a reason that many historians that are vocal about the prowess of Allied armies and their equipment rarely talk numbers unless they help them. How often did you hear about Arracourt? Have the same historians told you that the Allies landed 10k plus tanks to defeat an opponent that was supposedly outfought anyways?
I couldn't find a better statement than the from Zaloga, that highlight this anti-scientific approach in the most comedic way possible.
In total U.S. First Army had 1269 M4 Medium tanks and 694 M5A1 light tanks at the start of Operation Cobra, roughly a ten-to-one advantage over its German counterparts in medium tanks.
And the just a couple sentences later he unironically says the following:
Ultimately the defeat of the German Army in Normandy depended in large measure on the performance of troops and commanders.
Indeed Mr. Zaloga indeed.[8]
For those of you who are interested in this, I hope you found some valuable information and maybe some starting points for your own research. As explained in the post those numbers should be taken as rough estimates, while likely superior to numbers you will find elsewhere the listed challenges prevented a fully clear picture. To other 15 readers drop the downvotes.
Historical footage of Allied tanks landing in Normandy[9]
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2019.08.08 17:36 Electrified_Pickle [SELL] [US ONLY] MUE, F-Yeah: new items & lower prices! Viseart, Marc Jacobs, Hourglass, Kevyn Aucoin, NARS, Tarte, MUFE, Pat McGrath, Colourpop, MAC, BITE, Too Faced, Missha, skincare, suncare, haircare & more!

Howdy MUE! My destash continues. This sub has been amaaaaazingly helpful in filling out and curating my stash, so it makes me SUPER happy to get y’all some fancy items at a really good price!
Details:
I will accept Paypal F&F, or G&S if you don't mind covering the fee. If you'd like an invoice, let me know.

Mostly looking to sell, but willing to swap fopurchase:
Bad Habit Pretty Poison
Viseart Soleil
Stratia Velvet Cleansing Milk
Clinique eye cream minis
a good liner brush
a metal mixing palette

Onto the stuff!
Full Verification Album:
August MUE Full Verification Album

Palettes & Face:
Marc Jacobs Eye-Conic Eyeshadow Palette in Scandalust (MUE purchase, swatched) $16
Marc Jacobs Eye-Conic Eyeshadow Palette in Fantascene (MUE purchase, swatched) $16
Viseart Neutral Mattes 01 Palette (MUE purchase, used 2x, please read note!) $20
Kevyn Aucoin The Sculpting Powder Medium (MUE purchase, swatched 2x) $18
Hourglass Blush mini in Diffused Heat (MUE purchase, swatched) $14
Nars Orgasm Blush Mini (MUE purchase, used 2x) $10
Nars Dolce Vita Blush mini (MUE purchase, used 2x) $10
Benefit High Brow Pencil (MUE purchase, used 1x) $5
Sephora Z Palette, Standard Size $6
* This is few years old and the plastic is pretty scratched, which I tried to show in the pics, so the price reflects that. If you'd like more pics, let me know!
Shop Miss A large magnetic palette $4
Shop Miss A small magnetic palette with 9 Colourpop pressed shadows (used 3-4x) $8
Shop Miss A small magnetic palette with two contour powders (MUE purchases, used 2x) $8

Palettes & Face Pt. 2:
Palettes & Face Pt. 2 Verification
Tarte Park Ave. Princess Bronzer (usage shown) $15
Tarte Tartelette Flirt (usage shown) $9
Urban Decay Afterglow Blush in Video (used 4x) $10
MUFE Full Cover Concealer- #3 Light Beige (used 5x) $10
Pacifica Blush- Wildrose DS (swatched) $3
ELF Illuminating Palette (swatched 1x) $3

Glitter & Pigments:
Glitter & Pigments Verification
MUFE Star Powder- unknown shade, possibly Bronze Khaki (swatched) $8
MUFE Star Powder Diamond Collection #969- Diamond Pink w/ golden highlights (swatched) $8
OCC Loose Color- Flawed (BN, took sticker off of shaker though) $8
MAC Pigment Mini- Naked (80% left, tapped some out to press –pic of usage here) $6
MAC Pigment Mini- Melon (80% left, tapped some out to press – pic of usage here) $6
ELF Pop of Glitter Gel- Golden Glitz (swatched) $2
ELF Pop of Glitter Gel- Twinkle Pink (swatched) $2

Shadow/PowdeLiners:
Shadow/PowdeLiners Verification
AOA Studio Shadow Armor Eyeshadow Fallout Patch (missing one patch ea. pouch) $1 for both
CoverFX Translucent Light Setting Powder Mini (swatched) $2
MacQueen Waterproof Pen Eyeliner (used 1x) $2
KVD Ink Liner- Neruda (Had this one awhile but still works perfectly, used 2-3x) $5
Milani Anti-Feathering Lip Liner (sharpened 1x, used 2x) $1
Urban Decay Ozone Primer Pencil mini (sharpened 1x, used 2x) $2
Becca Hydra-Mist Powder Mini (swatched) $3
AOA Super Soft Wonder Blender (BN) $0.50

More Face Stuff:
More Face Stuff Verification
Bobbi Brown Shadow Stick DS (MUE purchase, used 1x) $5
Life’s Entropy Particle Contour Sticks- Proton (used 2x) $6
L’Oreal Infallible Lacquer Liner w/o brush- Blackest Black (used 2x) $3
Bobbi Brown Retouching Face Pencil- Illuminate (MUE purchase, swatched) $8
ELF H2O Proof Eyeliner Pen- Jet Black (swatched) $3

Shiro Eye Shadow Samples:
Shiro Verification
(Sent to me recently & swatched 1x, $0.50 each):
Office Politics
He Who Must Not Be Named
Black Turtles
Rock Fact!
Jason Funderburker
March of the Leaves
Matching Flower Crowns

Lips:
Pat McGrath Skin Show mini lipstick trio: 1995, Omi, Flesh 3 (MUE purchase, swatched 1x) $4 each or 3 for $10
Marc Jacobs Enamored Lip Laquer mini in Sugar Sugar (used 1x) $3
Too Faced Melted Matte Lipstick- Lady Balls (used 2x) $10
Bite Matte Crème Lip Crayon- Leche (MUE purchase, swatched) $8
Bite Matte Crème Lip Crayon- Rosehip (usage shown, about 6x) $8

Colourpop Lips:
Colourpop Lips Verification
(from L-R):
Ultra Matte Lip in Mamacita (swatched)
Ultra Matte Lip in Pinwheel (from My Little Pony Collection) (swatched)
Ultra Blotted Lip in Ocean Ave (swatched)
Ultra Matte Lip in Avenue (used 2x, lettering erased from being in my purse)
Lippie Stix in Ziggie (Matte X) (swatched 1-2x. Cap shown on it is for Sike, oops)
Lippie Stix in Sike (Matte) (swatched 1-2x)
All above Colourpop Lips are $3 each
Colourpop Lux Lipstick- Getty (used 1x) $4

Mini Lips (and a few mascaras):
Mini Lips Verification
Sephora Rouge Crème DS- Red (swatched) $2
Givenchy Rouge Interdit Vinyl Lipstick- Noir Relevateur DS (MUE purchase, swatched) $3
Bite Amuse Bouche Lipstick- Gazpacho DS (purchased on MUE, used 1x) $3
Hourglass Girl Lip Stylo- Peacemaker DS (used 3x) $4
Clinique Pop lip gloss + hydration, 03 Sorbet Pop DS (BN) $3
Clinique High Impact Mascara DS, 01 Black (DN) $2
IT Superhero Mascara DS (BN) $2

Brushes:
Brushes Verification
Tarte Treasured Tools Powder Face Brush (used 2x) $8
Slmissglam W07 Small Contour Brush (used 1x) $3
BH Cosmetics Brush (from set, looks like a dense shader brush, used 2x) $2
IT Brushes for ULTA Effortless Crease Brush (used 2x) $8
Colourpop Brush (unsure of exact name, looks like a tapered blending brush, used 4x) $2
ELF Retractable Lip Brush (bottom part that pushes the brush up is a cap, used 1x) $1

Skincare:
Etude House SoonJung pH 5.5 Relief Toner (usage shown, about 75% left) $6
Stratia C+C Serum 30ml (used 3x) $12
A’Pieu Glycolic Acid Cream (used 2x) $10
Heritage Store Rosewater & Glycerin Spray (usage shown) $4
Trader Joe’s Ultra Hydrating Gel Moisturizer (used 2x w/ clean spatula) $5
CeraVe Hydrating Cleanser 12 oz. (80% left) $8
Paula’s Choice Resist Optimal Results Hydrating Cleanser 6.4 oz (used 3x) $10
Missha Time Revolution Clear Toner 250ml (plastic bottle, usage shown, exp. 2020. Retail $28) $18
La Roche Posay Toleraine Dermo-Cleanser (usage to top of “La Roche Posay” on bottle) $8
La Roche Posay Cicaplast Baume B5 40 ml (used 1x) $8
The Ordinary Glycolic Acid 7% Toning Solution 8 oz (used to top of label) $4
Bioderma Sensibio Tonique Toner 100 ml (used 1x) $3
Estee Lauder Micro Essence mini 0.5 oz. (BN) $3
Scentuals Organic Moroccan Argan Oil 1 oz (BN) $8
CeraVe Healing Ointment 3 oz. (used 3-4x, very thick so very little used) $4
Proraso Eucalyptus & Menthol After Shave Balm 3.4 oz (BN) $6
Proraso Eucalyptus & Menthol Pre-Shaving Cream 3.6 oz (BN) $6
Proraso Eucalyptus & Menthol Shaving Cream, 5.02 oz (BN) $8
Clinique Dramatically Different Moisturizing Lotion+ DS (used 1x) $2
Clinique Rinse-Off Foaming Cleanser DS (used 1x) $2
Clinique for Men Face Scrub mini 0.5 oz (BN) $4
Philosophy Hands of Hope Hand Cream, Unscented 1 oz. (80% left) $4
Philosophy Hands of Hope Green Tea & Avocado Hand Cream 1 oz. (BN) $5
- 417 Hand Moisturizer 1.03 oz (BN) $2
Too Cool For School Egg Mellow Cream DS 0.5 oz (used 1x) $2
Karuna Hydrating+ Face Mask (2 ct.) $1 each
Victoria’s Secret 24K Glam Foil Sheet Mask ( BN) $1
Vivo Diamond Eye Masks (5 ct.) $1 each

Paula’s Choice Samples: $0.50 each
Paula's Choice Verification
Skin Perfecting 2% BHA Gel (x2)
Skin Perfecting 2% BHA Liquid
Resist Weightless Body Treatment 2% BHA
Resist Daily Smoothing Treatment 5% AHA (x2)
Skin Balancing Ultra-Sheer Daily Defense SPF 30 (x3)
Calm Redness Relief Toner (x2)
Resist Weightless Advanced Repairing Toner (x2)
Skin Recovery Enriched Calming Toner
Resist Ultra Light Super Antioxidant Concentrate Serum
Resist Pure Radiance Skin Brightening Treatment
Resist Super Antioxidant Concentrate Serum (x2)
Resist Advanced Replenishing Toner
Skin Recovery Softening Cream Cleanser

Sunscreen:
Missha All-Around Safe Block Sebum Zero Sun 50+ (80% left) $6
Missha All-Around Safe Block Waterproof Sun 50+ (swatched only) $6
Glossier Invisible Shield SPF 35+ (50% left) $6
Cerave Sunscreen SPF 30 2.5 oz. (exp. 3/20, used 2x) $8
Coola Unscented Classic Face 30 1.7 oz. (exp. 3/21, 25-30% left) $4
L’Oreal Sublime Sun Cellular Protect 30 FPS 75ml (no exp, bought last year in Italy, 60% left) $8
Amore Pacific Sun Mist 30 DS, BN 1.01oz. (exp. 9/19, from Sephora ‘18 Sun Safety Set) $10
Neutrogena Sport Face 70+ 2.5 oz (exp. 6/19, used 1x) $5
Neutrogena UltraSheer liquid sunscreen SPF 70 (used 3x, exp. 6/19) $3
Clinique Pep-start hydrorush moisturizer SPF 20 DS (used 1x, no exp, from Sephora ‘18 SSS) $2
Philosophy Ultimate Miracle Worker cream SPF 30 DS (used 1x, exp. 7/19) $2
Sun Bum Watermelon 30 Lip Balm 4.25 g (exp. 5/19, used 2x) $4

Hair:
Davines Love Hair Smoother (used 1x, retail $30) $18
Pureology Color Stylist Silk Bodifier Volumizing Mousse DS (BN) $8
Pureology Color Stylist Supreme Control Hairspray DS (BN) $5
Pureology Colour Fanatic Multi-Tasking Hair Beautifier DS (BN) $6
Frederic Fekkai Sheer Hold Hairspray DS (used 1x) $2
Big Sexy Hair Powder Play (70% left) $6
Alterna Haircare Caviar shampoo/conditioner foil $1
Marajo Haircare nourishing cleansing creme/deep treatment butter foil $1
M British Hydrate Hair Butter foil $1
Drybar On the Rocks shampoo/conditioner foil $1
Ouai Smooth shampoo/conditioner foil $1
Amika The Kure shampoo/conditioner foil $1

Miscellaneous:
Generic Korean green exfoliating shower towel (BN) $1
Japonesque Makeup Brush Cleaner- Citrus Scent (used 1x) $8
Magique Second Skin Easy Peel Polish Barrier (used 2x) $4
The Ordinary Dropper (BN) $1
IT Brushes for Ulta travel brush roll (used 2x, hold travel-sized brushes) $6
BeautyBlender sponge holder (came with BB set, BN) $3
Thanks for looking! :)
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2019.07.20 13:42 theusualguy512 A guide to modern German slang

So I had the random idea of compiling a small guide to modern German slang since I know slang is barely taught in textbooks and courses, if at all. And the slangs that are being taught are either very limited or a little out-of-date. So here's my try to get some of the most common slang terms into a list! Hope it'll help someone here. I tried to include some regionalisms but there are a lot.
For those who just wanted to check out the dirty talk, sweaing and insults, scroll to the last section.
jdn. = jemanden, jmd. = jemandem, etw. = etwas

Common slang terms

German expression Grammar Example Meaning/equivalent expr.
abgehoben sein - Die sind mir viel zu abgehoben! to be out of touch
abhauen alt.: abdampfen Sie ist einfach abgehauen! to disappeato flee/to go away, can have the meaning of reinhauen as well
Alter! - Alter, reiß dich jetzt zusammen! 'Old one', dude
Alter Schwede! expr., alt.: Alter Falter! Alter Schwede war das steil, ich brauche was zum trinken! 'Old swede'; expressing astonishment/surprise, the alternative expression rhymes.
Asi, der pl. Asis, alt. spelling: Assi Boah ne, da kommt so eine Gruppe Asis angerannt. abbrev. for 'Asozialer', anti-socials, lower-class people
an etw. ziehen/eine ziehen - Ich zieh mir mal eine! to smoke weed (sometimes also cig)
auf etw. pfeifen vulg. alt.: auf etw. scheißen Ich pfeif auf die, sollen die sich doch jemand anderen suchen! 'to whistle on sth.'; to ignore/disregard sth.
auf/mit jmd./etw. nicht klarkommen - Ich komm einfach mit deiner Art nicht klar! Sie kommt darauf nicht klar! unable to deal with so/sth.
auf etw. Bock haben - Wir wollen am Wochenende an den See, hast du Bock? to be up/down for sth.
bekloppt/bescheuert sein - Bist du bekloppt oder so?! slang for to be mad/crazy/wrong
besoffen/zu/dicht sein - Ne, dafür bin ich gerade zu dicht! being drunk/wasted
Bonze, der pl. Bonzen Der Typ ist aber auch echt ein Bonze. derogatory term for posh/wealthy and slightly arrogant people
Dicker, der alt. casual spelling: dicka, dikah Dicker, hast du das gesehen?! 'Fat one', even more casual than 'Alter'
die/eine volle Breitseite (auf etw.) geben/feuern expr. Die Zeitung hat heute eine volle Breitseite auf die Regierung abgefeuert. 'to fire with the broadside', refering to giving heavy fire during naval combat in the past; idiom for going on a major offensive for something
eine Macke kriegen alt.: bekommen Ich kriege noch eine Macke bei der Musik! to go crazy, but 'eine Macke haben' means 'to be crazy/mad'
etw. geht den Bach runter - Meine ganze Karriere geht gerade den Bach runter! to go down the drain
etw. läuft schief alt.: geht Anfangs fand ich alles noch übersichtlich, aber dann ging alles schief! sth. goes wrong
etw. saufen, Saufen gehen - Wollen wir heute nach der Arbeit noch saufen gehen? to go out for a drink (usually to get drunk)
etw. verkacken - Das Projekt habe ich total verkackt! to fail miserably at sth., to shit the bed when doing sth.
Fresse, die - Deine Fresse wird auch immer hässlicher! Meine Fresse diese Hitze! [Meine Fresse expressing surprise/astonishment similar to 'Heavens', 'Good grief', 'wow'] slang term for face
Gusche, die regionalism, alt. spelling: Gosche Halt die Gusche jetzt! regional term for mouth
Haussegen, der - Bei euch hängt der Haussegen schief? 'house blessing', refering to a harmonious living arrangement, usually within a family. 'Der Haussegen hängt schief' usually means having a big argument within a family/couple
hibbelig sein - Ich bin gerade voll hibbelig, vielleicht treffe ich ihn ja wieder slang for 'to be excited, nervous'
Hund, der - Du bist so ein Hund ey! dog, usually implies someone isn't honorable/is spineless when used in the negative
in die Heia gehen - Ab in die Heia jetzt, du musst morgen früh aufstehen! childish way of saying 'going to sleep'
jdn. aufreißen - Hattest du am Wochenende erfolgreiche eine Frau aufgerissen? to hook up with so. or to get a man/woman
jdn. klatschen - Ich klatsch dich gleich, halt die Schnauze. slang for 'to slap', usually lower-class speak
jdn. messern - Isch messer disch! slang term for stabbing/roughing someone up, low-class immigrant speak
jdn. verarschen alt.: veräppeln Sie wurde komplett von ihm verarscht, füht er sich nicht schlecht? to cheat, to lie, to betray so.
jmd. auf die Palme gehen alt.: auf den ZeigeWeckeSenkel Die geht mir schon jetzt auf die Palme. to get annoyed by so.
jmd. eine reinhauen - Sie hat ihm unabsichtlich eine reingehauen! to punch so.
jmd. etw. übel nehmen - Ich hoffe das nimmt er mir nicht übel! to get mad at so. for sth.
Kippe, die - Hast du noch Kippen übrig? slang for cigarette
(Kuh-)Kaff, das - Ich bin aus einem Kaff hier hergezogen. slang for tiny village, small town, somewhat derogative
kleckern - Jetzt klecker nicht den ganzen Tisch voll! to spill sth. while drinking/eating
kotzen - Der Geruch ist so widerlich, ich kotz gleich! to puke
Lusche, die - Vergiss den, voll die Lusche! derogatory: loser
Maul, das - Du hast echt ein großes Maul. slang term for human mouths, designated term for the mouths of animals
mit jdm. Zoff haben - Hast du nachher Zeit, ich bräuchte deinen Rat, wir haben schon wieder Zoff gehabt! to have an argument with so.
Pampa, die - Das hier ist die totale Pampa, jetzt dreh um und fahr wieder zurück! slang for no-mans land, wilderness, 'no civilization in sight', somewhat derogative
Popel, der - Ich habe gerade einen großen Popel rausgefischt! slang for bugger
ranzig sein - Das ist ja total ranzig! 'to be rancit' - used as a negative, expressing annoyance
reinhauen - Ich haue jetzt rein, ich habe morgen Frühschicht! to get going
rumeiern - Jetzt eier da nicht rum, komm her und mach deine Arbeit! to fumble around
rumnörgeln alt.: rummaulen Du hörst auch nicht auf rumzumaulen, das ist ja nicht auszuhalten! to nag, to complain, to moan, to grumble
Südländer, -in - Südländer sehen total attraktiv aus! 'Southlander', slang for people coming from/having heritage in Mediterranean countries
Sau, die - Dann lass die Sau raus! [expr. having fun] Du bist aber eine richtig geile Sau! 'sow', either sexual slang or referring to someone being crazy/peculiadeviant
Schlamassel, das - Das ist ja das totale Schlamassel! refers to a tricky situation
schlampig sein - Ich bin normalerweise recht schlampig zuhause! to be unorganized, chaotic
Schnauze, die - Halt die Schnauze! Ich kann mich nicht an die Berliner Schnauze gewöhnen! snout; slang for mouth; expr. 'Berliner Schnauze' refers to the manners of speech and dialect of Berlin
Semmel/Schrippe/Weck(er)le regionalism, generic term: Brötchen Eine Schrippe bitte! - Eine was?! terms for bread roll; Berlin: Schrippe, SE: Semmel, SW: Weck(er)le, sometimes refering to a specific sort of bread roll
sich aufs Ohr hauen alt.: legen Ich hau mich auf Ohr, es ist spät! slang for 'going to sleep'
sich besaufen - Ich will mich gerade wirklich besaufen, so schlimm ist das! to get wasted
sich die volle Dröhnung geben - Ich habe mir am letzten Wochenende die volle Dröhnung gegeben. slang for getting a lot of something in a short amount of time, mostly either loud music on concerts or getting high on drugs
sich etw. reinziehen - Ich habe mir am Wochenende Game of Thrones reingezogen! slang for 'to get into sth.', can refer to drugs
Todes[noun] alt.: [noun] des Todes Ich habe gerade Todesschmerzen! word to emphasize intensity, usually something negative
Vitamin B - Ich habe die Wohnung auch nur durch etwas Vitamin B gekriegt. refers to having informal/private connections
etw. wieder geradebiegen - Ich biege das wieder gerade, versprochen! to straighten sth. out
etw. verzocken - Ich habe gerade zwei Hunderter verzockt! slang for 'to gamble away'
von jdm. abgezockt werden alt.: abgezogen Frechheit, ich wurde von der total abgezockt! to get ripped off by so.
überrumpelt von etw./jmd. sein - Ich bin gerade von deinem Geständnis total überrumpelt worden. to get surprised with sth./so. and not knowing what to do/say
(etw.) zocken - Lass mal PS4 zocken. slang for 'to play games'

NSFW section

The list contains a lot of vulgar slang, use with caution and some rather not at all. To make it a bit more understandable, I created simple categories for the severity of these in either vulgarity or swearing intensity and when to use it.

casual slang vulgar slang (serious) insult 'wtf did you just say to me?!' used during sexy times
C V I ! S
I didn't include Anglicisms since they usually retain their original meaning.
Sex-related expr. Grammar Examples Meaning Category
(ab-)spritzen alt.: absahnen Ich habe seit einer Woche nicht abgespritzt! 'to squirt'; refers mostly just to men ejaculating V, S
(an jdm.) rumfummeln, rummachen - Habt ihr mehr als nur rumgemacht? Dieses rumgemache von Paaren in der Öffentlichkeit nervt! to make out C, V, S
Arsch, der - Ihr Arsch sieht echt der Hammer! So'n Arsch! ass versatile
Arschgeige, die - Was für eine Arschgeige, geht's noch?! 'ass violin'; ass(-hole) C, V, I
(Arsch-)loch, das - Lass mich an dein Loch! Was für ein Arschloch!! (ass-)hole versatile
(Arsch-)Ritze, die - Zeig mal deine Ritze du Sau! ass crack V, S
Bettsport machen alt.: treiben Am Wochenende wird wieder Bettsport gemacht, ich freu mich so sehr! 'to do bed sports'; to have sex, to hook up C
Eier, die alt.: Kronjuwelen Meine Eier tun mir gerade total weh. 'eggs'; balls C, V, S
etw. in jdn. reinhämmern - Sie will dass ich ihr einen Dildo reinhämmere. to ram sth into so. V, S
etw. macht/turnt jdn. an alt. spelling: antörnen Deine Muskeln machen mich total an! to be turned on by sth C, V, S
es machen alt.: treiben Meine Nachbarn treiben es zum dritten Mal heute, die sollen Ruhe geben! slang for 'to have sex' C, V, S
es sich machen - Ich mache es mir gerade selbst. slang for to masturbate C, V, S
es jmd. geben - Er hat es ihr gegeben! to give it to so. C, V, S
Ficker, der - Was für ein krasser Ficker! fucker versatile
Fickstück, das - Du geiles Fickstück! 'fuck piece', usually label for women during sex, sometimes for males V with male friends, S
(jdn./etw.) ficken - Fick sie härter! Ach fick dich doch ins Knie! [expr. 'fuck off'/'fuck you'; V, I] Ich ficke diese Stadt! to fuck versatile
Fotze, die - Du kleines Fotzenkind! Ich will in deine feuchte Fotze stoßen! cunt when used as !, pussy when used as S !, S
Geilheit, die - Ich weiß nicht warum aber meine Geilheit lässt heute echt nicht nach! horniness C, V, S
Hengst, der - Hat dich den Hengst wieder bestiegen? stallion, slang for men C, V, S
jdn. blasen alt.: jmd einen blasen Meine Freundin hat mich letztens geblasen. to give head V, S
jdn. bumsen - Lass mal bumsen! Bumst ihr nicht?! childish way of saying 'to have sex' C
jdn. den/am Arsch lecken - Leck mich am Arsch lick so. ass V, I, S
jdn. reiten - Reitest du mich heute? to ride so. S
jdn. von hinten nehmen - Nimm mich bitte von hinten! 'to take so. from behind'; anal V, S
jdn./etw. rammeln - Die rammeln aber auch ganz schön heftig! to fuck, but less vulgar V
jdn. (ran-)nehmen - Du nimmst sie ganz schön ran ne? Nimm mich tief! 'to take so'; to fuck but less vulgar V, S
jmd. einen runterholen reflexive verb sich einen runterholen Sitzt er wieder mit einem Porno da und holt sich einen runter?! Der holt sich auch immer auf seine eigene Klugheit einen runter. to jerk off, to (sexually) gratify so. V, S
kommen - Ich komme gleich! to come V, S
Latte, die - Meine Latte ist gerade extrem hart! hard-on V, S
mit jdm. in die Kiste steigen/hüpfen alt. nouns: ins Bett, in den Sack Ich wusste es, du stiegst mit ihm in die Kiste! 'to get into bed with so'; to have sex C
Möse, die - Deine Möse ist so geil! pussy V, S
Mumu, die - Ich glaube mit meiner Mumu stimmt was nicht! childish way to refer to the vagina C, V, not so much S
Muschi, die - Meine Muschi ist gerade wieder total feucht! silly way to refer to the vagina V, S
notgeil sein alt: rattig Ich bin seit zwei Tagen total notgeil! to be horny V, S
Nutte, die - Die zieht sich ja an wie eine Nutte! slang for prositute, slut V, I, S
Olle, die/Alte, die - Hast du eine Olle kriegen können? Meine Alte nervt mal wieder total! pej. slang for women V, I
Pimmel, der - Mein Pimmel hat heute keine Lust. dick V, S
Sahne, die - Was für eine Schlampe! cream; cum V, S
Schlampe, die - Die ist aber auch eine geile Schlampe! slut V, I, S
Schwanz, der - Sie hat gesagt mein Schwanz sei etwas groß. 'tail'; cock V, I, S
sich an etw. aufgeilen - Deine Bilder geilen mich auf! Extrem arrogant, der geilt sich sicherlich an seinem eigenen Spiegelbild auf! to get horny over sth V, S
sich einen rubbeln - Ich rubbel mir gerade einen. 'to rub'; to masturbate (mostly refering to males) C, V, S
Spalt, deSpalte, die - Ich will in ihre Spalte rein. slit, refering to a pussy during sex V, S
Stute, die - Du geile Stute, bist wieder bereit? mare, female horse, slang for women during sex V, S
Titten, die - Ihre Titten sind echt krass! tits V, S
(jdn./etw.) vögeln - Ich glaube die vögeln hinter dem Busch! slang for to have sex C, V, S
Wichser, der - Du Wichser! wanker V with friends, I
Wichse, die - Ihh, da ist wieder Wichse an der Wand! cum V, S
wichsen also reflexive Ich wichs mich gerade! Die wichsen doch gerade nicht wieder, oder?! to wank V, S
Ethnicity/Race-related Grammar Examples Meaning Category
Alman, der pl. Almans Boah, hör auf so ein richtiger Alman zu sein! slang for Germanized Turks/second gen., used within the German-Turkish community C, I
Ami, der pl. Amis Die Amis müssen natürlich wieder ihr eigenes Ding machen. casual slang for Americans, used in the pejorative in political debates C, I
Franze, die/Franzmann, der - Ach diese Franzmänner! sluslang for French people C, I
(deutsche) Kartoffel, die - Du bist aber so eine richtige deutsche Kartoffel manchmal! 'German potato', refering to ethnic Germans and stereotypes C
Japse, der pl. Japsen Boah, diese Japsen nerven! slur for Japanese people I, !
Kanacke, der pl. Kanacken Der benimmst sich auch wie ein echter Kanacke mit seinem BMW da! slur for Turkish people, applies to Middle Easterners in general I, ! but increasingly used as V by second gen. themselves
Kraut, das usually only with indefinite article Kein Wunder wenn die anderen sagen, dass du echt ein Kraut bist. similar to 'Kartoffel' C
Musel, der pl. Musels Ist das nicht der Bezirk voller Musels?! slur for Muslims, especially among old-school right-wing Germans I, !
NegeNegro, der pl. NegeNegros Schon wieder diese Neger! negro, slur for black people !, maybe S but not sure
Polake, der pl. Polaken, no f. Die Polacken kommen, sichert eure Autos! polaks, slur for Polish people I, !, rarely V
Schlitzauge no article or indef. article Du Schlitzauge! slur for Asian people in general I, !
Sorry for any formatting issues, I tried my best!
EDIT: typos, added new stuff, thank you stranger for the gold :)
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2019.05.26 07:33 nikvelimirovic [CRISIS] Unprecedented Crime Wave Rocks Interpol and the World

Izvolte, gospodine.” the thug pulled the chair out for the old man to sit. The old man took a drag from his cigarette, flicking ashes onto the carpeted floor.
Da li znate ko sam ja?” he took another drag of the cigarette. The man was Dragan Mikić, and in the shadowy and smoky back room of a hotel somewhere in Europe he thumbed the signet ring on his left hand. “Rasulo je merdevina… Sada ću vam pričati o najvećem zločinu koji je ikada planiran. Godina je bila hiljadu tri stotine i treća…

Interpol Office – Lyon, France

The headquarters of the largest law enforcement organization in the world was abuzz with activity. Reports were coming in at a record pace, and the agency, which had been ignored by the world for a decade, struggled to keep up. It seemed that every report of a crime was followed by another, before the agency could even start to form a task force to address it.

Moody Gardens’ Rainforest Pyramid – Galveston, Texas

Mood Music

Gunfire erupted at the famous attraction within the Moody Botanic Gardens of Galveston Texas early in the morning, just before they opened. It was not the usual mass shooter that had plagued the United States for years now, but rather a war within a nation, between criminals.
The shooting began when four Mexican men ambushed a party of Italians. The ten Italians were making their way towards the rear entrance of the Gardens, planning to use their connections to get in before it opened, and were made up of a family of five, including three children, and five body guards. It began as a drive by, as a black Ford Focus sped up to the family and opened fire. Immediately, the wife, two of the children, and three body guards were killed, with the husband badly wounded. The husband: Luccio Vincenzo, a high-ranking member of La Cosa Nostra: the Sicilian Mafia.
The shooters, later identified as Mexican nationals and soldiers of Los Zetas, attempted to speed back out after the shooting, but the Vincenzo bodyguards had had the forethought to strike hard and fast. The two surviving ones opened fire on the car, managing to pop two of the tires. Bleeding out on the concrete, Luccio Vincenzo reached into his pocket and withdrew an ancient Nokia. It was an emergency phone, and when he hit the speed-dial, it signaled for the cavalry to come to his location. Four black cars with tinted windows arrived within two minutes, while the surviving bodyguards continued to shoot at the Focus, pinning the Zetas soldiers down.
When the Vincenzo backup arrived, several men got out of each car, armed with assault rifles. They fired at the Focus, emptying their magazines into the fragile chassis. After the shooting subsided, the only sound was the dropping of bullet casings, and the dripping of blood from the Focus. Bleeding heavily from gunshot wounds in his arm, thigh, and chest, Luccio Vincenzo held the body of his youngest son, who was killed in the shooting. “My boy…” he said, “look how they massacred my boy…”
Later in the day it would come to be known that this was not the only attack on the Sicilian Mob that occurred. In San Diego, a capo was shot and killed while ordering his morning coffee. In Los Angeles, Zetas opened fire on a mob owned tanning parlor, killing five, and wounding two civilians. Even as far north as New York saw the murder of two alleged lieutenants in the criminal organization, and the attempted murder of another, who managed survive, despite being shot through the throat at the tanning salon.
Result:
Galveston: 6 members of the Sicilian Mafia killed, including Luccio Vincenzo’s wife and two of his children. 4 of Los Zetas killed. Luccio Vincenzo survives.
San Diego: One member of the Sicilian Mafia killed. One of Los Zetas killed. One police officer wounded.
Los Angeles: 5 members of the Sicilian Mafia killed, 2 civilians wounded.
New York: 2 members of the Sicilian Mafia killed, 1 wounded.
An all out gang war is about to occur...

Mood Music for the Rest of the Crisis and More Mood Music for the Rest of the Crisis

People’s Bank of China Secret Vault – Undisclosed Location, China

They called it the heist of the century. Sometime in the middle of the night, an unknown number of robbers pulled off something that people thought could never be done. The gang had conducted a robbery of a PBC vault deep within the Chinese state. The heist took part in three phases.
1 – posing as members of the People’s Liberation Army, they told those working at the bank that full on war had broken out with India, to the extent that millions of Chinese soldiers were being mobilized to invade, and that the PLA was commandeering all funds within the vaults.
2 – At the same time, a precision hack of the closest cell tower took down all phone service, while an EMP managed to flatline all of the computers in the bank. Those maintaining the vault, and the people guarding it were unable to verify the robbers claims.
3 – Two heavy duty semi-trucks loaded up a total of $375,000,000 worth of gold bullion.
Both trucks began to drive towards opposite borders of the Chinese state: north and south, and this is where the story gets foggy, and the trucks disappear. By the time they reached the borders, the heist had become known, and actual members of the PLA had erected roadblocks manned by several tanks each. They stopped both semis before they crossed the border and opening them up revealed… nothing. There was no gold in either truck…
Result:
$375,000,000 of solid gold is missing

Various Locations in Italy

Cathedral of Saint John the Baptist – Turin, Italy:
One of the most important Christian relics, the Shroud of Turin, was found replaced by a hastily made fake by priests who checked on the item as part of their daily rounds. The original relic is nowhere to be found. The priests contacted the Vatican, and the Italian government (discretely).
Archbasilica of St. John Lateran – Rome, Italy:
Jesus’ umbilical cord disappeared from the cathedral sometime during the night. There are no clues as to its whereabouts.
Basilica of the Holy Cross in Jerusalem – Rome, Italy:
When Jesus was resurrected, St. Thomas touched Jesus’ wounds, doubting his resurrection. After Thomas’ death, his fingers became important relics. Early in the morning, the finger that supposedly examined the resurrected Jesus’ wounds, touching them, disappeared from the Basilica in Rome. Also missing was the church’s fragment of the true cross, though both of its thorns from the Crown of Thorns were untouched.

Notre Dame Cathedral - Paris, France

A tragedy struck the French people as one of the most important and famous Christian relics disappeared from perhaps the most famous church in the world. The presbyters of Cathedral found the Crown of Thorns, worn by Jesus at his crucifixion, missing. Vanished without a trace. One of the priests fainted. Another genuflected and began to pray.

The British Museum – London, England

A tragedy struck the British Museum as a number of relics disappeared in a brazen heist. The most valuable of the relics was an oil lamp dating back to the Yuan Dynasty. It was covered in Mongolian script and had been a gift to Marco Polo from Kublai Khan. Shards of the oil lamp were found on the floor of the room where it was kept in the museum.
A mummy also vanished.

All Across Germany

Twelve jewelry stores across Germany were struck by gangs that followed the modus operandi of the Serbian Pink Panthers, with security cameras capturing trucks and motorcylces crashing through storefronts and windows before driving off with their ill-gotten gains. No guns were used in the heists, and an estimated total of $75,000,000 in jewelry was pilfered.

Various Sites in Egypt

Twenty Egyptian banks were robbed by masked gunmen. The result saw $50,000,000 taken in total, and two civilians killed. It is unknown if the attacks at the banks were coordinated.

Tokyo, Japan

A catastrophic explosion rocked the bustling Japanese capital, as clouds of smoke began to billow from an apartment building. The building swayed in the wind, before it collapsed into the street, bringing traffic to a standstill and filling the streets with screaming and dust. 2,304 people were killed.

Back in Lyon

“What the fuck is going on?!” asked a high-ranking officer, frantically trying to answer phones as more and more phone calls came in. It seemed as though the world was going to shit, specifically more shit than usual. Then the head honcho entered the room.
“We’ve been played.” He hissed to the officers, pulling the highest ranking ones into his office. He told them what had just happened, not even two minutes prior: the Pope is missing.
[M] the crimes in the US, UK, Germany, Egypt, and Japan are known to the public. Only China and Italy are privy to the crimes that occured in their respective countries. The rumors about the Crown of Thorns will spread fast. Any nation in Interpol would know of the Pope's disappearance.
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2019.03.29 02:54 AliceKettle I just can’t defend Leaving Neverland anymore, or these two accusers

Believe me, I’m not trying to blindly exonerate Michael or to tell you to defend him because you shouldn’t. You’ve never met him, and there definitely was a chance that he could have still been a serial child molester of at least Gavin Arvizo and Jordan Chandler, though I’m honestly skeptical of their allegations and charges against MJ too, the more I look into them.
But I just cannot buy that Joy, Stephanie, James, and especially Wade are telling the truth or take them seriously as alleged victims of MJ at all anymore with how often they have changed the details of their stories and timelines, self-contradicted themselves in the same sentence, left out a huge fact that Michael Jackson set up his niece romantically with Brandi Jackson, perjured themselves in court under sworn oath, and cut out and/or changed so many pertinent details to make themselves look better that made no sense. Like, I didn’t realize that Wade Robson was actually the first one to defend MJ in 2005 on the stand under oath, not Macaulay Culkin like they showed us. It would have been very unlikely that a real alleged victim of sexual abuse in childhood would have been able to pass a cross-examination by a prosecutor I heard was so brutal as convincingly as Wade Robson seemingly did under the prosecution if he had been molested by him under pressure. Not to mention just how stupid MJ and his criminal defense lawyer Tom would have to have been if they trusted Wade Robson to be such a good star defense witness
Then, you have the fact that the “documentary” emotionally manipulated you by making it look like Macaulay went first instead of Wade. You can’t convince me that was somehow by accident. They left out the fact that the judge was so unconvinced by both of their allegations of being sexually abused by MJ when they went to file them with all of their illogical, inconsistent, and nonlinear timelines that they threw the suits away, and told them that they were embarrassing themselves.
Then, you have the fact that they only came out to allege abuse against MJ after he died, and rather than just using it as a chance to spread awareness and heal by trying to find peace in 2013, they sue for his $1.5 billion dollar estate only when they are in financial trouble. They say they didn’t realize that they had been abused, which might stick as an explanation from 7-14, but by 22 under oath when telling the truth could have saved a kid with cancer from being molested by his alleged abuser? How come no one is fucking furious that, if Wade Robson is telling the truth that MJ molested him, then he (unintentionally???) enabled his alleged abuser to get away with the sexual abuse of a 15 year old “Make a Wish” kid with cancer because he “didn’t know” he had been sexually abused at 22? I mean, I get that it technically would have been Michael’s choice and fault if that was really case, I get that Stockholm Syndrome and victim blaming are actual things, but how could anyone be so stupid as to not know how sex worked at the age of 22, even if the only sexual experience they ever had was with their abuser in life at that point, and this was something that MJ that was being charged with 14 counts of serious crimes for not only child molestation, but date raping said minor through intoxicating him with alcohol, and allegedly threatening to keep GA and JA held hostage? If Wade was hypothetically telling the truth that he didn’t know what sex or child sexual abuse even was until he was thirty one years old, got married, and had a baby with his wife, then he wasn’t only absolving Jackson for committing child molestation (unintentionally...😒😒😒), but two other ones of conspiracy to kidnap and of intoxicating a minor to molest them, and knowingly screwing over Gavin, but Jordan Chandler, Gavin and Janet Arvizo (who were probably lying too)! I understand that it’s not healthy for a victim to blame themselves for their abuser’s crimes, but come on, people...We all would feel horribly guilty for knowingly enabling an abusecriminal to commit more than one criminal charge of child sexual abuse, but intoxication (roofie-ing/lowering the inhibitions) of a minor to coerce them to have sex with them, and conspiracy to kidnap. In 2005, the child molestation was being called out as outright date raping them with the charge of intoxicating a minor to lower their inhibitions, and conspiracy to kidnap!!! No one with a heart who was sitting in a court room to hear the charges of the crimes read aloud by the same person they took the stand to adamantly defend as his first star character witness to take the stand, could possibly be this fucking clueless, insensitive, and remorseless of knowingly absolving and enabling another person to commit/continue to commit the crimes that they were alleging/charging Michael Jackson with in 1993 and 2005 as Wade Robson has portrayed himself in “Leaving Neverland” and every subsequent interview he did that I have seen since he told the “truth” in 2013 on the Today Show with Matt Lauer, Oprah, and Gayle King on CBS over the damage they had enabled to happen by exonerating their abuser in court on the stand, if we’re to actually believe that he is telling the truth
I also learned just yesterday from the journalist John Ziegler that Wade Robson had dated Brandi Jackson for eight years after MJ set them up, during the same time period Wade alleged her uncle was sexually abusing him!!! Why didn’t we hear about this? Because Wade Robson is fucking lying! I mean, it’s possible Brandi could be lying, but she shocked me by how incredibly intelligent, sincere, consistent, well-spoken, and understanding she was of other’s not quite being completely certain of her uncle’s innocence/guilt, but uncertain. Wade’s own mother said he was quite the ladies man in 2011?
Then, there’s just how fucking clueless, incompetent, unethical, and lazy of a directojournalist Dan Reed is when confronted about all the things in “Leaving Neverland” that don’t add up or make any sense. Even an abuse counselor on the talk show mentioned that getting their alleged abuser’s estate and money, wasn’t the right way to go about trying to heal as the resolution.
I understand how serious of an issue CSA is, but I urge you to listen to the other side of the story objectively and unbiasedly. Whether MJ was guilty as hell or totally innocent is not even the point of this post. The point is that from a supposedly “non-fictional” journalistic/documentary perspective, “Leaving Neverland” was a fucking mockery, and those of us in the public are eating it up blindly because of the whole Me2 movement making it feel impossible to be that person who points out that their stories don’t make fully credible sense by cutting out bits that make the accusers look bad and refusing to take both sides into consideration by going “Hey, wait a minute here! This makes no fucking sense! Why was this never brought up in the allegations before? Why do the alleged victims stories not add up consistently or get portrayed as they truly happen in certain scenes that allowing the audience to remember the truth of what actually happened would away from exonerating these two guys who perjured themselves?”
And just to show everyone that I’m being “credible,” I’m going to post every link of strong evidence that James and especially Wade are fucking lying. I hoped this fake alleged victim act wouldn’t happen again in the media after Jussie Smollet because I really hate to be in that position where I point out that I think the alleged victim is lying, but now two even more impossibly inconsistent alleged sexual child abuse survivors come forward after perjuring themselves, and everyone’s ready to accept them because they have Oprah’s stamp of approval!
Whether Michael’s innocent or guilty, I think we everyone realizes now that Dan Reed, Wade Robson, and James Safechuck are full of shit, and no one wants to admit it because they are afraid that they will get called out as an abuse-apologist or a victim-blamer in our society that is so charged on Me2 and “always believe the victim,” which has done wonders for society to bring it forward for women, children, and men who are real abuse victims. But, I’m telling you that James Safechuck and especially Wade Robson were absolutely not ever sexually abused by Michael Jackson, and now I’m just sitting and laughing to myself at just how pathetic they both are.
Michael Jackson docudrama Leaving Neverland has major credibility issues And I’d like to point out that this is a criticism of Dan Reed’s Leaving Neverland and the credibility of its two accusers done with an award winning British journalist named Charles Thomson.
Dan Reed confronted on french TV, “Leaving Neverland” debate M6 (with english subs) -Notice how Dan Reed, the “brilliant” journalist, who worked on “Leaving Neverland,” has less knowledge of the Jordan Chandler and Gavin Arvizo, cases, Wade Robson, and James Safechuck than Olivia Cachin, a journalist, Hector Barjot, an MJ fan, and Hélène Romano, a professional psychologist who studies child abuse all slaying his every protest in defense of this shit mockumentary he made. Notice how he keeps embarrassedly floundering around to defend himself against all of their valid points and questions of all of the flaws in “Leaving Neverland.” It doesn’t matter if he thinks MJ is guilty or not, but the fact that a journalist who supposedly studied and directed Leaving Neverland, Dan Reed, just can’t defend himself with facts to back himself up because he seemingly did no research beforehand is laughable. The fact that he just blindly but bought whatever shit Wade Robson and Jimmy Safechuck told him with no further research is laughable. It is actually pretty fucking hilarious because it proves that Dan Reed wasn’t setting out to necessarily tell a tale of substance, depth, or objective facts and truth with this documentary, just heavily fabricated stories, which is what I kept trying to tell y’all on “The Leaving Neverland” subreddit, but you wouldn’t listen to me! Instead, I was called an abuse apologist every time I tried to point out that this “documentary” made just no fucking sense, so I left it.
Brandi Jackson speaks out on Wade Robson and Leaving Neverland, Interview by John Ziegler -Wade would never mention that he’d been dating MJ’s niece who set them up for eight years because it would ruin his credibility that MJ was a allegedly a child predator obsessed with little boys.
Leaving Neverland : John Ziegler : Exclusive Interview with Taj Jackson In Search of the “TRUTH”
John Ziegler: ‘Leaving Neverland’ Documentary Has Serious Issues
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2018.10.09 04:50 qwertycoder Revisiting the more curious synchronicity and aspects of the Harvest 91 festival, 1 year later.

Hello world, I want to bring up The Mandalay bay Sync sequence that has gotten a bit more interesting since our last discussion. It appears that a lot of people have moved on from this event either coming down on the side of Conspiracy or the side of “ The mainstream story” I want to share the Plethora of Coincidences that when looked at holistically paint a picture quite a bit deeper than a “Conspiracy of Men”

https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/75ubvc/what_is_with_all_those_numbers_a_theory_to_the/

https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/78rzsz/hurricane_wienstien_the_mandalay_effect_and_the/

Here is a list of the facts that shine a synchromystic light on the event and specifically the word Mandalay.

  1. Boris Johnson was Reported to have recited the poem Road to Mandalay within the temple and that it was in poor taste due too the author of the poem. Here is the kicker and the most peculiar part. The event of going to Myanmar was JAN-21-2017. The actual news reporting this reference of Mandalay was not until SEPT-30-2017 the day before the “Mandalay bay Event.”

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/01/21/british-foreign-secretary-positive-and-optimistic-on-trump.html

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2017/sep/30/boris-johnson-caught-on-camera-reciting-kipling-poem-in-burmese-temple-video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXtYLmoG9Ek

Why is this the case? Why did an event which happened simultaneous to trumps Inauguration Ball not include the words Mandalay until over 15 publications announced the Gaffe of Mandalay the day before the “Mandalay bay Massacre”. Some will imply that they KNEW that Mandalay was going to be a “Keyword” . But what if it is bigger that that... what if the universe has highlighted this word?

2.The geometric coincidence of alignments..

Now here is what I found the DAY after the event.

https://imgur.com/xUw8WA4This is the Equilateral triangle formed from the Mandalay Bay Hotel, Luxor Pyramid and the Harvest 91 stage.

https://imgur.com/rEstE0m
https://imgur.com/iiRWp2l
https://imgur.com/SSO2L5b

These three images show the distances between 444.44 yards each lineWhat is even stranger is that from the 32nd window of the Mandalay bay hotel to the front door of the Las Vegas Masonic temple.7,777.77 metersA very precise alignment that is made more peculiar.https://imgur.com/W3jju9uThe yellow line is from the window to the front door of the Las vegas Masonic temple. The blue line is the same point but pointing at the center of the Mandalay bay hotel.

https://imgur.com/gacOHsG

The Blue line coming from the masonic temple bisects the equilateral triangle and crosses between The obelisk and the sphinx.
https://imgur.com/HUK4ffD

Bisecting this Parking lot as well as crossing over the white car at the center point.
https://imgur.com/Ojq37Zb

I saw the arch of the Mandalay bay and the obelisk and how they were in a line. So I measured and this on is damn near to the pixel accurate from the far corner of the obelisk and the arch. Again 444.44 yards.......

So visually you have a perfect Repeating digit Equilateral triangle showcasing the Pyramid the Stage and the Hotel. All of which are owned by the same company

  1. The Company that owns it all......MGM Metro Goldwyn Mayer.https://www.trademarkia.com/enlightened-society-for-global-transformation-74349850.html

Oh that's right it is the Trademarked logo for the Mandalay group owned by MGM studios.
“The Enlightened society for global transformation”

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1JZZJPHe75Y/Wdsw2Di-hnI/AAAAAAAAIxU/XqkFtFS1w0MfUsQBf5CydfgIFFPs5azBACLcBGAs/s320/enlightened-society-for-global-transformation.jpg

This is on the Floor of the Luxor hotel/ Black Pyramid

But here is some more nuggets of synchromystic treasure from the research.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Road_to_Mandalay_(1926_film)

This movie was released in theaters on 6-28-1926


https://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?m1=6&d1=28&y1=1926&m2=10&d2=1&y2=2017

33,333 days before the event at Mandalay bay. Which is also 91 y 3m 3d . Remember that it was called the Route 91 “HARVEST” festival and we have the 33 once again reiterated.

The 33 reiterated in the Wikipedia page for the movie

The Road to Mandalay is a 1926 American silent drama film directed by Tod Browning and starring Lon Chaney. Originally a 7 reel feature, the film was considered lost until an abridged version, of about 33 minutes, with French intertitles surfaced in Paris. This poor quality French abridgment is all that survives of The Road to Mandalay “ Also 70 min and 7 reels echoing the 777 theme that Vegas persists.

The kicker here is seeing that MGM built the Mandalay bay and also made this movie with the same name.

  1. Charles Dance's reading of The road to Mandalay 777 days before the “Mandalay Bay Massacre”

https://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?m1=8&d1=16&y1=2015&m2=10&d2=1&y2=2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mRt50wyaLg

Charles Dance played Tywin Lannister In the Game of thrones as “King of the Seven Kingdoms”Reciting “Mandalay” by Rudyard Kipling notable Freemason 777 days before the event in Mandalay bay Vegas......

  1. Jason aldeans Tattoo......https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/74jys8/why_does_jason_aldean_have_the_illuminati_card/I
made this post 11 months ago. The levels of synchronicity on this point alone is mind boggling.
From the top lets take a look at the tattoohttps://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/75tgag/jason_aldean_tattoo_numerology_and_symbolism/

Alot of people will mention that “JA is his initials and he just likes poker and that's why he got the tattoo.)

In the places ive seen this fact brought up people will simply write it off as a guy getting a tattoo of his initials.WRONG: His name is JASON ALDINE WILLIAMS“Aldean changed his name on the suggestion of Monte C. Willis, a music consultant hired by Barry Williams (now partners in managing Curb Recording artist Rachel Holder).[citation needed] "There was an artist named Jason D. Williams performing all over Nashville at the time and I felt like there would be a lot of confusion, so I called Barry and suggested the name change. Really, not an easy thing to suggest to a father, but ultimately it worked out well". Monte Willis: "In order to stand out, he changed the spelling of his middle name, Aldine, to come up with the name Aldean.” https://twitter.com/MUSICARCHITECTS

This is the gent who made Jasons new name for him. His initials would have been JW or JAW had Monte not been there to Craft his new name.

So the JA persona was Crafted by a dude called “MUSICARCHITECTS” on twitter.

The next crafted part of his persona is BLACKJACK RIDGE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zXps-Wv2UE

This is the video that puts his house on the market. Published 2-11-16

http://www.nashcountrydaily.com/2017/02/22/jason-aldeans-black-jack-ridge-farm-in-tennessee-is-on-the-market-for-4-5-million-photo-gallery/

This was the article I found first announcing it for sale. Published 2-22-17

2-22-2018 is exactly 222 days before 10-1-2018 (2+0+1+8=11) 10-1

  1. The Marilyn Manson connection.
https://www.reddit.com/Retconned/comments/744vxd/the_mandalay_effect_synchronicity_binding_the/

Where does Marilyn Manson come in? Well I hadn't seen him in the news in Ages and I see a couple interviews of him talking about
columbine, which came out on 9-23-17. Now He has a new album called heaven upside down. The first track on this album is “Revelation 12” which is the day of the Rev 12 sign.
So the day before The shooting Mr Manson was crushed under a giant GUN prop on stage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzVCaxdb6vo

So he comes out talking about Columbine The first big noted mass shooting in recent times. Then a couple days later is injured by a giant gun. The day after that we experience the biggest shooting in history.

So lets look at the songs he just released before the shooting.

Released Sept 11th..... hmmm

https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/marilynmanson/weknowwhereyoufuckinglive.html

Let's make something clear We're all recording this as it happens Those diamond-bullet storefront-blood-bank Splinters and stained glass

The world was stripped of its superficial surfaces We don't intend to just eat the street The asphalt is the good meat And we will sleep on the skin of its nightmares We will sleep on the skin of its nightmares "It's time to just kill this crowd And scream as fucking loud..."

We dont intend to eat the street. Its time to just kill this crowd and scream just as loud.

Fire fire fire fire fire away Fire fire fire fire fire away Fire fire fire fire fire away Fire fire fire fire fire fire fire away (22 fires)

I love the sound of shells hitting the ground, man I love the sound of shells hitting the ground I love it

I really dont have to emphasize or doing any reaching here. This is pretty odd.

The next song off his album released 11 days before 10-01-2017 which is a 111 day. Kill4ME

https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/marilynmanson/kill4me.html

From the getgo the title is apt.
Your hotel hall won't be so vacant And I can tell that you ain't faking Because I take death threats Like the best of them
Would you kill, kill, kill for me? I love you enough to ask you again Would you kill, kill, kill for me? You won't be kissing me unless you kill for me Kill, kill, kill for me
Hotel hall......

“This is a sacrifice.” Self explanatory.

The North American leg of the Heaven Upside Down Tour will begin on September 29, and will incorporate dates at several music festivals, So the tour began and the gun fell upside down injuring him at the start of his tour.

So on further research This album was supposed to release on Valentines day.2-14-17.... Wait a tic. We just saw this date. 6M 6W 6D before 10-01-17 was this day the same day they evacuated oroville.

Robbie williams connectionRobbie Williams has a song called “The road to Mandalay” The same title of the poem written by the Freemason Rudyard Kipling which was recited by Boris Johnson 1 day before 33,333 days after the release of the movie “The road to Mandalay” of which was made by MGM studios.(and is also recited by Charles Dance 777 days before on the 70th anniversary of VJ day).... who owns the Mandalay bay/Luxor pyramid/ and the concert grounds that form a perfectly equilateral triangle of 444.44 yards between each of the 3 points.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternity/The_Road_to_Mandalay

Just the name of the song doesnt do much but as you know there is more.https://www.lyricsfreak.com/robbie+williams/me+my+monkey_20116746.html

“We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel “

“Me and my monkey With a dream and a gun I'm hoping my monkey don't point that gun at anyone Me and my monkey Like Butch and the Sun dance Kid Trying to understand why he did what he did Why he did what he did”

“We got the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor We had a room up top with the panoramic views like nothing you'd ever seen before “

The name of the Hotel, The floor of the shooting … and the reference of the gun, and trying to understand why he did what he did.

http://steveyb.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/Robbie-Williams/RobbieWilliams-Sing16Eternity.jpg

Album cover for the road to mandalay album. Note the tattoo on the bicep. It is a lion. Very similar too the MGM logo.....Also remember Jason Aldeans tattoo! Its the opposite arm same spot as the eclipse

6Y 6M 6D from 10-01-17 Is the next total USA eclipse similar to the last one.

6Y 6M 6W 6D before 10-1-17 was feb-14-11 The Day of Rage and the beginning of Arab spring.

  1. Dr phil connection.The Next strange attractor involved in this tapestry of people, places, and dates is Corrine Lomas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgsxUleg16Q

One of the first interviewees of CNN for a boots on the ground Perspective of what happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBufBWjcZt4

https://www.drphil.com/shows/1907/

It turns out she was on Dr phils show on 3-20-2013, She was on the show for being a Narcissist..... Now I dont know about you but I dont know if the people that go on Jerry springer, oprah, dr phil or any of these types of shows are completely genuine.
I cant find a full clip but this is just weirder and weirder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKRgcS9vc4Q
Now I was surprised to find that her twitter is Public. And what I found is pretty dang odd.

1st thing I noticed was the absolute overwhelming amount of rap music. And not 1 country song. And looking at this event It is really only country music stars. Again this by itself is nothing, just another clue.

https://twitter.com/corinnelomas?lang=en
Now looking before the shooting.
https://imgur.com/m03XNv4
Yehaww Bissh. Gates open
https://imgur.com/2wEx1CX
“They do to you what you allow.” Followed by.
“BIIIIIITCH BE A BEAST OR BEEE THE FEAST “
This is the Harvest festival, mind you.
https://imgur.com/esK3pnT
“Play a position, or put yourself in a position to be more.”
https://imgur.com/MwBgcUu
The VERY last post before the shooting was “The presidents face” by JACKA (this is important.)
https://genius.com/The-jacka-the-presidents-face-lyrics Note the word illuminate.
The First post AFTER the shooting was a retweet of 6lack. Stressed about things I shouldn't even be stressing about.
I see BLACKJACK coded in this Jacka or Jack Ace A perfect hand in blackjack.
This is her first post since the shooting. Not something hey guys Im ok, or anything like that.
Then another quote from 6lack (common occurrence here along with Jacka)
“u gotta love them innocent looking girls that are actually bad” This is the next morning after the shooting.
Continuing through her feed you will see her pushing the multiple shoote shooters on the ground/ military experience/ and antigun control bend.

Ok so enough about her. Ill let use your own discernment to decide what you think im just sharing the data and syncs as they came too me.

SO what about BLACKJACK or 6lackjacka, in reference to The twitter feed.

  1. Ludacris Vices connection.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvcsyiwxU4E

Video begins at 10PM same as shooting.

Same wing of hotel. Showing the concert grounds as well as the Luxor Pyramid. Unknow if the same floor. Filmed before shooting 1 month prior, released 4 days after. Very last frame of video alights Ludacris Bighead with the black pyramids capstone.

ISIS ISIS ISIS is repeated throughout. Because who the F says ICES

  1. Tom petty connection.

Tom petty dies the day after the shooting. His last performance being at the Luxor Pyramid.

was startled to read the Tom Petty had a heart attack shortly after the Vegas shooting. The media then went back and forth saying he wasn't dead and then he was again. Tom petty was one of the founders of tom petty and the Heartbreakers, and he died of a broken heart.

He was 66Y 11M 11Days old on the day of his death and the Vegas attacks. This converts to 66y 345 days 34566.
So how does that connect back to Vegas because a linear connection isn't as solid as a fractal or spiral.
http://lasvegas.eventful.com/events/tom-petty-/[email protected]

This shows that Tom Pettys last performance in Vegas Was at the LUXOR hotel On his 66th birthday Almost a year from the Harvest that would take place on 10-01-17.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDky7zFS_ms

To tie this connection up nicely we have ALDEAN singing PETTY's song......

  1. That days Chabad bible verse......

And you also have this preacher dude Standing in front of the concert doing his spiel. We've seen this many times before so its not shocking, but its just an additional piece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhbhQnzmIQo

So the daily bible verse from Chabad.org is very applicable.
Chapter 60-65 of Psalms. Psalms is a book of verses written to music. So we have the musical connection.
Chapter 64 smacked me right in the face. Hard, jeez.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Psalm+64&version=NIV

"Hear my voice, O God, as I recount [my woes]; preserve my life from the terror of the enemy.
Shelter me from the schemes of the wicked, from the conspiracy of evildoers,
who have sharpened their tongue like the sword, aimed their arrow-a bitter word-
to shoot at the innocent from hidden places; suddenly they shoot at him, they are not afraid.
They encourage themselves in an evil thing, they speak of laying traps; they say: "Who will see them?”
"Terror of the enemy" "Shelter me for the schemes of the wicked and the conspiracy of evildoers."
"To shoot at the innocent from hidden places." Really...Really shooting is in the bible?
"They sought pretexts; [and when] they completed a diligent search, each man [kept the plot] inside, deep in the heart."
This is another phrase dripping with meaning for me. "Sought pretexts" Looking for answers, but the answers are in our hearts.
"But God will shoot them with his arrows; they will suddenly be struck down.
He will turn their own tongues against them and bring them to ruin; all who see them will shake their heads in scorn.
All people will fear; they will proclaim the works of God and ponder what he has done."
"All people will fear and proclaim the works of god and ponder what he has done."
People are afraid and wondering WTF is going on.
I take in all news and data points whenever I look into things, A holistic approach is required and nothing can be cast aside as not applicable.

TLDR: The Route 91 Harvest festival was one of the most synchnronisitcally connect events I have even see since 9-11. As for the HOW, WHY,WHO I don't know. All I am presenting here are the peculiar temporal anomaly contained within.

The Mandalay bay hotel was named after the poem “The road to Mandalay” written by notable Freemason Rudyard Kipling. The hotel is owned by the same company that produced the film “The road to Mandalay” which was released in theaters 33,333 days before the Harvest 91 event.

The day before the event, British Secretary of state was reported to be reciting the poem “The road to Mandalay” in the exact temple where Rudyard Kipling was inspired to write it. What peculiar here is that the recitation was filmed in june but didnt appear in the news until Sept-30, the day before the event that would happen at the hotel named after the temple the poem was recited in.

777 days before of the 70th anniversary of VJ day the former king of the 7 kingdoms Charles Dance/Tywin Lannister Reads the Road to Mandalay in front of thousands and is broadcasted live to millions of people.

The day before Marilyn Manson is crushed under a gun stage prop during a concert while singing “Sweet Dreams” 7770 days after the initial release of the MM cover.. This connection becomes more curious with the content of his Kill4me and “we know where you fucking live”

Robbie Williams released an album with the same name of the poem we are finding so prevalent here . He also made a song called “Me and my monkey” In this song Going to the Mandalay bay hotel getting on the elevator and hitting the 33rd floor along with bringing a gun up and have a wide vista, perfect view. A fellow redditor pointed out this oddity

http://www.mansonwiki.com/wiki/My_Monkey My monkey was a song Written and performed by Charles Manson. And then reperformed by Marilyn Manson later on. The lyrics repeating some stunning lines.

I am a mechanical boyIt's an illusionPostulated, mocked upThrough confusionConfusion, it's an illusionUtter confusionLive on in your illusion

https://genius.com/Charles-manson-mechanical-man-lyrics

Robbie williams has a tatoo of the roaring lion opposite of where Jason Aldean Williams has his Black hole sun/ Blackjack tattoo. The tattoo image of Blackjack signifies the date as well as references a Illuminati card.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_Games,_Inc._v._United_States_Secret_Service

The company which made this has been involved with some peculiar things as well.

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I dont really think this is a Conspiracy in the sense that every element was forethought and prepared just so that these alignments would take place.... I think it has something more to do with the universe trying to wake people up to the dream this reality is.

My wife was waking me up earlier than Id like to be woken the other day and a distinct metaphor came to the front of my mind. I DO NOT LIKE TO BE WOKEN UP........ Id rather be dreaming or getting just one more dream in before having to slog thru the reality that persists.

This “Seems” like a dream..... Like the elements and factors in reality are speaking to each individual person in their own ways. The universe “Seeing” itself through the consciousness it produces. The same way a dream can be interpreted to suss out messages from the subconscious we can Analyze our own day to day reality in comparison with the whole to suss out a message from the Superconcious.

Well that's all I have on this topic. Im sure there are about 100 things I missed but please feel free to add the various curiosities surrounding this event and I will take note and delve deeper. Stay aware my friends.
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2018.10.09 04:05 qwertycoder Revisiting the oddities and synchronicities regarding the Harvest 91 event.

Hello world, I want to bring up The Mandalay bay Sync sequence that has gotten a bit more interesting since our last discussion. It appears that a lot of people have moved on from this event either coming down on the side of Conspiracy or the side of “ The mainstream story” I want to share the Plethora of Coincidences that when looked at holistically paint a picture quite a bit deeper than a “Conspiracy of Men”

https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/75ubvc/what_is_with_all_those_numbers_a_theory_to_the/

https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/78rzsz/hurricane_wienstien_the_mandalay_effect_and_the/

Here is a list of the facts that shine a synchromystic light on the event and specifically the word Mandalay.

  1. Boris Johnson was Reported to have recited the poem Road to Mandalay within the temple and that it was in poor taste due too the author of the poem. Here is the kicker and the most peculiar part. The event of going to Myanmar was JAN-21-2017. The actual news reporting this reference of Mandalay was not until SEPT-30-2017 the day before the “Mandalay bay Event.”

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/01/21/british-foreign-secretary-positive-and-optimistic-on-trump.html

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2017/sep/30/boris-johnson-caught-on-camera-reciting-kipling-poem-in-burmese-temple-video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXtYLmoG9Ek

Why is this the case? Why did an event which happened simultaneous to trumps Inauguration Ball not include the words Mandalay until over 15 publications announced the Gaffe of Mandalay the day before the “Mandalay bay Massacre”. Some will imply that they KNEW that Mandalay was going to be a “Keyword” . But what if it is bigger that that... what if the universe has highlighted this word?

2.The geometric coincidence of alignments..

Now here is what I found the DAY after the event.

https://imgur.com/xUw8WA4This is the Equilateral triangle formed from the Mandalay Bay Hotel, Luxor Pyramid and the Harvest 91 stage.

https://imgur.com/rEstE0m
https://imgur.com/iiRWp2l
https://imgur.com/SSO2L5b

These three images show the distances between 444.44 yards each lineWhat is even stranger is that from the 32nd window of the Mandalay bay hotel to the front door of the Las Vegas Masonic temple.7,777.77 metersA very precise alignment that is made more peculiar.https://imgur.com/W3jju9uThe yellow line is from the window to the front door of the Las vegas Masonic temple. The blue line is the same point but pointing at the center of the Mandalay bay hotel.

https://imgur.com/gacOHsG

The Blue line coming from the masonic temple bisects the equilateral triangle and crosses between The obelisk and the sphinx.
https://imgur.com/HUK4ffD

Bisecting this Parking lot as well as crossing over the white car at the center point.
https://imgur.com/Ojq37Zb

I saw the arch of the Mandalay bay and the obelisk and how they were in a line. So I measured and this on is damn near to the pixel accurate from the far corner of the obelisk and the arch. Again 444.44 yards.......

So visually you have a perfect Repeating digit Equilateral triangle showcasing the Pyramid the Stage and the Hotel. All of which are owned by the same company

  1. The Company that owns it all......MGM Metro Goldwyn Mayer.https://www.trademarkia.com/enlightened-society-for-global-transformation-74349850.html

Oh that's right it is the Trademarked logo for the Mandalay group owned by MGM studios.
“The Enlightened society for global transformation”

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1JZZJPHe75Y/Wdsw2Di-hnI/AAAAAAAAIxU/XqkFtFS1w0MfUsQBf5CydfgIFFPs5azBACLcBGAs/s320/enlightened-society-for-global-transformation.jpg

This is on the Floor of the Luxor hotel/ Black Pyramid

But here is some more nuggets of synchromystic treasure from the research.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Road_to_Mandalay_(1926_film)

This movie was released in theaters on 6-28-1926


https://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?m1=6&d1=28&y1=1926&m2=10&d2=1&y2=2017

33,333 days before the event at Mandalay bay. Which is also 91 y 3m 3d . Remember that it was called the Route 91 “HARVEST” festival and we have the 33 once again reiterated.

The 33 reiterated in the Wikipedia page for the movie

The Road to Mandalay is a 1926 American silent drama film directed by Tod Browning and starring Lon Chaney. Originally a 7 reel feature, the film was considered lost until an abridged version, of about 33 minutes, with French intertitles surfaced in Paris. This poor quality French abridgment is all that survives of The Road to Mandalay “ Also 70 min and 7 reels echoing the 777 theme that Vegas persists.

The kicker here is seeing that MGM built the Mandalay bay and also made this movie with the same name.

  1. Charles Dance's reading of The road to Mandalay 777 days before the “Mandalay Bay Massacre”

https://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?m1=8&d1=16&y1=2015&m2=10&d2=1&y2=2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mRt50wyaLg

Charles Dance played Tywin Lannister In the Game of thrones as “King of the Seven Kingdoms”Reciting “Mandalay” by Rudyard Kipling notable Freemason 777 days before the event in Mandalay bay Vegas......

  1. Jason aldeans Tattoo......https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/74jys8/why_does_jason_aldean_have_the_illuminati_card/I
made this post 11 months ago. The levels of synchronicity on this point alone is mind boggling.
From the top lets take a look at the tattoohttps://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/75tgag/jason_aldean_tattoo_numerology_and_symbolism/

Alot of people will mention that “JA is his initials and he just likes poker and that's why he got the tattoo.)

In the places ive seen this fact brought up people will simply write it off as a guy getting a tattoo of his initials.WRONG: His name is JASON ALDINE WILLIAMS“Aldean changed his name on the suggestion of Monte C. Willis, a music consultant hired by Barry Williams (now partners in managing Curb Recording artist Rachel Holder).[citation needed] "There was an artist named Jason D. Williams performing all over Nashville at the time and I felt like there would be a lot of confusion, so I called Barry and suggested the name change. Really, not an easy thing to suggest to a father, but ultimately it worked out well". Monte Willis: "In order to stand out, he changed the spelling of his middle name, Aldine, to come up with the name Aldean.” https://twitter.com/MUSICARCHITECTS

This is the gent who made Jasons new name for him. His initials would have been JW or JAW had Monte not been there to Craft his new name.

So the JA persona was Crafted by a dude called “MUSICARCHITECTS” on twitter.

The next crafted part of his persona is BLACKJACK RIDGE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zXps-Wv2UE

This is the video that puts his house on the market. Published 2-11-16

http://www.nashcountrydaily.com/2017/02/22/jason-aldeans-black-jack-ridge-farm-in-tennessee-is-on-the-market-for-4-5-million-photo-gallery/

This was the article I found first announcing it for sale. Published 2-22-17

2-22-2018 is exactly 222 days before 10-1-2018 (2+0+1+8=11) 10-1

  1. The Marilyn Manson connection.
https://www.reddit.com/Retconned/comments/744vxd/the_mandalay_effect_synchronicity_binding_the/

Where does Marilyn Manson come in? Well I hadn't seen him in the news in Ages and I see a couple interviews of him talking about
columbine, which came out on 9-23-17. Now He has a new album called heaven upside down. The first track on this album is “Revelation 12” which is the day of the Rev 12 sign.
So the day before The shooting Mr Manson was crushed under a giant GUN prop on stage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzVCaxdb6vo

So he comes out talking about Columbine The first big noted mass shooting in recent times. Then a couple days later is injured by a giant gun. The day after that we experience the biggest shooting in history.

So lets look at the songs he just released before the shooting.

Released Sept 11th..... hmmm

https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/marilynmanson/weknowwhereyoufuckinglive.html

Let's make something clear We're all recording this as it happens Those diamond-bullet storefront-blood-bank Splinters and stained glass

The world was stripped of its superficial surfaces We don't intend to just eat the street The asphalt is the good meat And we will sleep on the skin of its nightmares We will sleep on the skin of its nightmares "It's time to just kill this crowd And scream as fucking loud..."

We dont intend to eat the street. Its time to just kill this crowd and scream just as loud.

Fire fire fire fire fire away Fire fire fire fire fire away Fire fire fire fire fire away Fire fire fire fire fire fire fire away (22 fires)

I love the sound of shells hitting the ground, man I love the sound of shells hitting the ground I love it

I really dont have to emphasize or doing any reaching here. This is pretty odd.

The next song off his album released 11 days before 10-01-2017 which is a 111 day. Kill4ME

https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/marilynmanson/kill4me.html

From the getgo the title is apt.
Your hotel hall won't be so vacant And I can tell that you ain't faking Because I take death threats Like the best of them
Would you kill, kill, kill for me? I love you enough to ask you again Would you kill, kill, kill for me? You won't be kissing me unless you kill for me Kill, kill, kill for me
Hotel hall......

“This is a sacrifice.” Self explanatory.

The North American leg of the Heaven Upside Down Tour will begin on September 29, and will incorporate dates at several music festivals, So the tour began and the gun fell upside down injuring him at the start of his tour.

So on further research This album was supposed to release on Valentines day.2-14-17.... Wait a tic. We just saw this date. 6M 6W 6D before 10-01-17 was this day the same day they evacuated oroville.

Robbie williams connectionRobbie Williams has a song called “The road to Mandalay” The same title of the poem written by the Freemason Rudyard Kipling which was recited by Boris Johnson 1 day before 33,333 days after the release of the movie “The road to Mandalay” of which was made by MGM studios.(and is also recited by Charles Dance 777 days before on the 70th anniversary of VJ day).... who owns the Mandalay bay/Luxor pyramid/ and the concert grounds that form a perfectly equilateral triangle of 444.44 yards between each of the 3 points.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternity/The_Road_to_Mandalay

Just the name of the song doesnt do much but as you know there is more.https://www.lyricsfreak.com/robbie+williams/me+my+monkey_20116746.html

“We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel “

“Me and my monkey With a dream and a gun I'm hoping my monkey don't point that gun at anyone Me and my monkey Like Butch and the Sun dance Kid Trying to understand why he did what he did Why he did what he did”

“We got the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor We had a room up top with the panoramic views like nothing you'd ever seen before “

The name of the Hotel, The floor of the shooting … and the reference of the gun, and trying to understand why he did what he did.

http://steveyb.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/Robbie-Williams/RobbieWilliams-Sing16Eternity.jpg

Album cover for the road to mandalay album. Note the tattoo on the bicep. It is a lion. Very similar too the MGM logo.....Also remember Jason Aldeans tattoo! Its the opposite arm same spot as the eclipse

6Y 6M 6D from 10-01-17 Is the next total USA eclipse similar to the last one.

6Y 6M 6W 6D before 10-1-17 was feb-14-11 The Day of Rage and the beginning of Arab spring.

  1. Dr phil connection.The Next strange attractor involved in this tapestry of people, places, and dates is Corrine Lomas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgsxUleg16Q

One of the first interviewees of CNN for a boots on the ground Perspective of what happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBufBWjcZt4

https://www.drphil.com/shows/1907/

It turns out she was on Dr phils show on 3-20-2013, She was on the show for being a Narcissist..... Now I dont know about you but I dont know if the people that go on Jerry springer, oprah, dr phil or any of these types of shows are completely genuine.
I cant find a full clip but this is just weirder and weirder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKRgcS9vc4Q
Now I was surprised to find that her twitter is Public. And what I found is pretty dang odd.

1st thing I noticed was the absolute overwhelming amount of rap music. And not 1 country song. And looking at this event It is really only country music stars. Again this by itself is nothing, just another clue.

https://twitter.com/corinnelomas?lang=en
Now looking before the shooting.
https://imgur.com/m03XNv4
Yehaww Bissh. Gates open
https://imgur.com/2wEx1CX
“They do to you what you allow.” Followed by.
“BIIIIIITCH BE A BEAST OR BEEE THE FEAST “
This is the Harvest festival, mind you.
https://imgur.com/esK3pnT
“Play a position, or put yourself in a position to be more.”
https://imgur.com/MwBgcUu
The VERY last post before the shooting was “The presidents face” by JACKA (this is important.)
https://genius.com/The-jacka-the-presidents-face-lyrics Note the word illuminate.
The First post AFTER the shooting was a retweet of 6lack. Stressed about things I shouldn't even be stressing about.
I see BLACKJACK coded in this Jacka or Jack Ace A perfect hand in blackjack.
This is her first post since the shooting. Not something hey guys Im ok, or anything like that.
Then another quote from 6lack (common occurrence here along with Jacka)
“u gotta love them innocent looking girls that are actually bad” This is the next morning after the shooting.
Continuing through her feed you will see her pushing the multiple shoote shooters on the ground/ military experience/ and antigun control bend.

Ok so enough about her. Ill let use your own discernment to decide what you think im just sharing the data and syncs as they came too me.

SO what about BLACKJACK or 6lackjacka, in reference to The twitter feed.

  1. Ludacris Vices connection.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvcsyiwxU4E

Video begins at 10PM same as shooting.

Same wing of hotel. Showing the concert grounds as well as the Luxor Pyramid. Unknow if the same floor. Filmed before shooting 1 month prior, released 4 days after. Very last frame of video alights Ludacris Bighead with the black pyramids capstone.

ISIS ISIS ISIS is repeated throughout. Because who the F says ICES

  1. Tom petty connection.

Tom petty dies the day after the shooting. His last performance being at the Luxor Pyramid.

was startled to read the Tom Petty had a heart attack shortly after the Vegas shooting. The media then went back and forth saying he wasn't dead and then he was again. Tom petty was one of the founders of tom petty and the Heartbreakers, and he died of a broken heart.

He was 66Y 11M 11Days old on the day of his death and the Vegas attacks. This converts to 66y 345 days 34566.
So how does that connect back to Vegas because a linear connection isn't as solid as a fractal or spiral.
http://lasvegas.eventful.com/events/tom-petty-/[email protected]

This shows that Tom Pettys last performance in Vegas Was at the LUXOR hotel On his 66th birthday Almost a year from the Harvest that would take place on 10-01-17.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDky7zFS_ms

To tie this connection up nicely we have ALDEAN singing PETTY's song......

  1. That days Chabad bible verse......

And you also have this preacher dude Standing in front of the concert doing his spiel. We've seen this many times before so its not shocking, but its just an additional piece.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhbhQnzmIQo

So the daily bible verse from Chabad.org is very applicable.
Chapter 60-65 of Psalms. Psalms is a book of verses written to music. So we have the musical connection.
Chapter 64 smacked me right in the face. Hard, jeez.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Psalm+64&version=NIV

"Hear my voice, O God, as I recount [my woes]; preserve my life from the terror of the enemy.
Shelter me from the schemes of the wicked, from the conspiracy of evildoers,
who have sharpened their tongue like the sword, aimed their arrow-a bitter word-
to shoot at the innocent from hidden places; suddenly they shoot at him, they are not afraid.
They encourage themselves in an evil thing, they speak of laying traps; they say: "Who will see them?”
"Terror of the enemy" "Shelter me for the schemes of the wicked and the conspiracy of evildoers."
"To shoot at the innocent from hidden places." Really...Really shooting is in the bible?
"They sought pretexts; [and when] they completed a diligent search, each man [kept the plot] inside, deep in the heart."
This is another phrase dripping with meaning for me. "Sought pretexts" Looking for answers, but the answers are in our hearts.
"But God will shoot them with his arrows; they will suddenly be struck down.
He will turn their own tongues against them and bring them to ruin; all who see them will shake their heads in scorn.
All people will fear; they will proclaim the works of God and ponder what he has done."
"All people will fear and proclaim the works of god and ponder what he has done."
People are afraid and wondering WTF is going on.
I take in all news and data points whenever I look into things, A holistic approach is required and nothing can be cast aside as not applicable.

TLDR: The Route 91 Harvest festival was one of the most synchnronisitcally connect events I have even see since 9-11. As for the HOW, WHY,WHO I don't know. All I am presenting here are the peculiar temporal anomaly contained within.

The Mandalay bay hotel was named after the poem “The road to Mandalay” written by notable Freemason Rudyard Kipling. The hotel is owned by the same company that produced the film “The road to Mandalay” which was released in theaters 33,333 days before the Harvest 91 event.

The day before the event, British Secretary of state was reported to be reciting the poem “The road to Mandalay” in the exact temple where Rudyard Kipling was inspired to write it. What peculiar here is that the recitation was filmed in june but didnt appear in the news until Sept-30, the day before the event that would happen at the hotel named after the temple the poem was recited in.

777 days before of the 70th anniversary of VJ day the former king of the 7 kingdoms Charles Dance/Tywin Lannister Reads the Road to Mandalay in front of thousands and is broadcasted live to millions of people.

The day before Marilyn Manson is crushed under a gun stage prop during a concert while singing “Sweet Dreams” 7770 days after the initial release of the MM cover.. This connection becomes more curious with the content of his Kill4me and “we know where you fucking live”

Robbie Williams released an album with the same name of the poem we are finding so prevalent here . He also made a song called “Me and my monkey” In this song Going to the Mandalay bay hotel getting on the elevator and hitting the 33rd floor along with bringing a gun up and have a wide vista, perfect view. A fellow redditor pointed out this oddity

http://www.mansonwiki.com/wiki/My_Monkey My monkey was a song Written and performed by Charles Manson. And then reperformed by Marilyn Manson later on. The lyrics repeating some stunning lines.

I am a mechanical boyIt's an illusionPostulated, mocked upThrough confusionConfusion, it's an illusionUtter confusionLive on in your illusion

https://genius.com/Charles-manson-mechanical-man-lyrics

Robbie williams has a tatoo of the roaring lion opposite of where Jason Aldean Williams has his Black hole sun/ Blackjack tattoo. The tattoo image of Blackjack signifies the date as well as references a Illuminati card.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Jackson_Games,_Inc._v._United_States_Secret_Service

The company which made this has been involved with some peculiar things as well.

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I dont really think this is a Conspiracy in the sense that every element was forethought and prepared just so that these alignments would take place.... I think it has something more to do with the universe trying to wake people up to the dream this reality is.

My wife was waking me up earlier than Id like to be woken the other day and a distinct metaphor came to the front of my mind. I DO NOT LIKE TO BE WOKEN UP........ Id rather be dreaming or getting just one more dream in before having to slog thru the reality that persists.

This “Seems” like a dream..... Like the elements and factors in reality are speaking to each individual person in their own ways. The universe “Seeing” itself through the consciousness it produces. The same way a dream can be interpreted to suss out messages from the subconscious we can Analyze our own day to day reality in comparison with the whole to suss out a message from the Superconcious.

Well that's all I have on this topic. Im sure there are about 100 things I missed but please feel free to add the various curiosities surrounding this event and I will take note and delve deeper. Stay aware my friends.





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2018.10.05 07:08 qwertycoder Revisiting the Mandalay bay event 1 year later. Compilation of curiosities.

Hello world, I want to bring up The Mandalay bay Sync sequence that has gotten a bit more interesting since our last discussion. It appears that a lot of people have moved on from this event either coming down on the side of Conspiracy or the side of “ The mainstream story” I want to share the Plethora of Coincidences that when looked at holistically paint a picture quite a bit deeper than a “Conspiracy of Men”
https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/75ubvc/what_is_with_all_those_numbers_a_theory_to_the/
https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/78rzsz/hurricane_wienstien_the_mandalay_effect_and_the/
Here is a list of the facts that shine a synchromystic light on the event and specifically the word Mandalay.
Boris Johnson was Reported to have recited the poem Road to Mandalay within the temple and that it was in poor taste due too the author of the poem. Here is the kicker and the most peculiar part. The event of going to Myanmar was JAN-21-2017. The actual news reporting this reference of Mandalay was not until SEPT-30-2017 the day before the “Mandalay bay Event.”
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/01/21/british-foreign-secretary-positive-and-optimistic-on-trump.html
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2017/sep/30/boris-johnson-caught-on-camera-reciting-kipling-poem-in-burmese-temple-video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXtYLmoG9Ek
Why is this the case? Why did an event which happened simultaneous to trumps Inauguration Ball not include the words Mandalay until over 15 publications announced the Gaffe of Mandalay the day before the “Mandalay bay Massacre”. Some will imply that they KNEW that Mandalay was going to be a “Keyword” . But what if it is bigger that that... what if the universe has highlighted this word?
2.The geometric coincidence of alignments..
Now here is what I found the DAY after the event.
https://imgur.com/xUw8WA4 This is the Equilateral triangle formed from the Mandalay Bay Hotel, Luxor Pyramid and the Harvest 91 stage.
https://imgur.com/rEstE0m
https://imgur.com/iiRWp2l
https://imgur.com/SSO2L5b
These three images show the distances between 444.44 yards each line What is even stranger is that from the 32nd window of the Mandalay bay hotel to the front door of the Las Vegas Masonic temple. 7,777.77 meters A very precise alignment that is made more peculiar. https://imgur.com/W3jju9u The yellow line is from the window to the front door of the Las vegas Masonic temple. The blue line is the same point but pointing at the center of the Mandalay bay hotel.
https://imgur.com/gacOHsG
The Blue line coming from the masonic temple bisects the equilateral triangle and crosses between The obelisk and the sphinx.
https://imgur.com/HUK4ffD
Bisecting this Parking lot as well as crossing over the white car at the center point.
https://imgur.com/Ojq37Zb
I saw the arch of the Mandalay bay and the obelisk and how they were in a line. So I measured and this on is damn near to the pixel accurate from the far corner of the obelisk and the arch. Again 444.44 yards.......
So visually you have a perfect Repeating digit Equilateral triangle showcasing the Pyramid the Stage and the Hotel. All of which are owned by the same company
The Company that owns it all...... MGM Metro Goldwyn Mayer. https://www.trademarkia.com/enlightened-society-for-global-transformation-74349850.html
Oh thats right it is the Trademarked logo for the Mandalay group owned by MGM studios.
“The Enlightened society for global transformation”
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1JZZJPHe75Y/Wdsw2Di-hnI/AAAAAAAAIxU/XqkFtFS1w0MfUsQBf5CydfgIFFPs5azBACLcBGAs/s320/enlightened-society-for-global-transformation.jpg
This is on the Floor of the Luxor hotel/ Black Pyramid
But here is some more nuggets of synchromystic treasure from the research.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Road_to_Mandalay_(1926_film)
This movie was released in theaters on 6-28-1926
https://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?m1=6&d1=28&y1=1926&m2=10&d2=1&y2=2017
33,333 days before the event at Mandalay bay. Which is also 91 y 3m 3d . Remember that it was called the Route 91 “HARVEST” festival and we have the 33 once again reiterated.
The 33 reiterated in the Wikipedia page for the movie
The Road to Mandalay is a 1926 American silent drama film directed by Tod Browning and starring Lon Chaney. Originally a 7 reel feature, the film was considered lost until an abridged version, of about 33 minutes, with French intertitles surfaced in Paris. This poor quality French abridgment is all that survives of The Road to Mandalay “ Also 70 min and 7 reels echoing the 777 theme that Vegas persists.
The kicker here is seeing that MGM built the Mandalay bay and also made this movie with the same name.
Charles Dance's reading of The road to Mandalay 777 days before the “Mandalay Bay Massacre”
https://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?m1=8&d1=16&y1=2015&m2=10&d2=1&y2=2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mRt50wyaLg
Charles Dance played Tywin Lannister In the Game of thrones as “King of the Seven Kingdoms” Reciting “Mandalay” by Rudyard Kipling notable Freemason 777 days before the event in Mandalay bay Vegas......
Jason aldeans Tattoo...... https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/74jys8/why_does_jason_aldean_have_the_illuminati_card/ I made this post 11 months ago. The levels of synchronicity on this point alone is mind boggling.
From the top lets take a look at the tattoo https://www.reddit.com/conspiracy/comments/75tgag/jason_aldean_tattoo_numerology_and_symbolism/
Alot of people will mention that “JA is his initials and he just likes poker and that's why he got the tattoo.)
In the places ive seen this fact brought up people will simply write it off as a guy getting a tattoo of his initials. WRONG: His name is JASON ALDINE WILLIAMS “Aldean changed his name on the suggestion of Monte C. Willis, a music consultant hired by Barry Williams (now partners in managing Curb Recording artist Rachel Holder).[citation needed] "There was an artist named Jason D. Williams performing all over Nashville at the time and I felt like there would be a lot of confusion, so I called Barry and suggested the name change. Really, not an easy thing to suggest to a father, but ultimately it worked out well". Monte Willis: "In order to stand out, he changed the spelling of his middle name, Aldine, to come up with the name Aldean.” https://twitter.com/MUSICARCHITECTS
This is the gent who made Jasons new name for him. His initials would have been JW or JAW had Monte not been there to Craft his new name.
So the JA persona was Crafted by a dude called “MUSICARCHITECTS” on twitter.
The next crafted part of his persona is BLACKJACK RIDGE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zXps-Wv2UE
This is the video that puts his house on the market. Published 2-11-16
http://www.nashcountrydaily.com/2017/02/22/jason-aldeans-black-jack-ridge-farm-in-tennessee-is-on-the-market-for-4-5-million-photo-gallery/
This was the article I found first announcing it for sale. Published 2-22-17
2-22-2018 is exactly 222 days before 10-1-2018 (2+0+1+8=11) 10-1
The Marilyn Manson connection.
https://www.reddit.com/Retconned/comments/744vxd/the_mandalay_effect_synchronicity_binding_the/
Where does Marilyn Manson come in? Well I hadn't seen him in the news in Ages and I see a couple interviews of him talking about columbine, which came out on 9-23-17. Now He has a new album called heaven upside down. The first track on this album is “Revelation 12” which is the day of the Rev 12 sign.
So the day before The shooting Mr Manson was crushed under a giant GUN prop on stage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzVCaxdb6vo
So he comes out talking about Columbine The first big noted mass shooting in recent times. Then a couple days later is injured by a giant gun. The day after that we experience the biggest shooting in history.
So lets look at the songs he just released before the shooting.
Released Sept 11th..... hmmm
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/marilynmanson/weknowwhereyoufuckinglive.html
Let's make something clear We're all recording this as it happens Those diamond-bullet storefront-blood-bank Splinters and stained glass
The world was stripped of its superficial surfaces We don't intend to just eat the street The asphalt is the good meat And we will sleep on the skin of its nightmares We will sleep on the skin of its nightmares "It's time to just kill this crowd And scream as fucking loud..."
We dont intend to eat the street. Its time to just kill this crowd and scream just as loud.
Fire fire fire fire fire away Fire fire fire fire fire away Fire fire fire fire fire away Fire fire fire fire fire fire fire away (22 fires)
I love the sound of shells hitting the ground, man I love the sound of shells hitting the ground I love it
I really dont have to emphasize or doing any reaching here. This is pretty odd.
The next song off his album released 11 days before 10-01-2017 which is a 111 day. Kill4ME
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/marilynmanson/kill4me.html
From the getgo the title is apt.
Your hotel hall won't be so vacant And I can tell that you ain't faking Because I take death threats Like the best of them
Would you kill, kill, kill for me? I love you enough to ask you again Would you kill, kill, kill for me? You won't be kissing me unless you kill for me Kill, kill, kill for me
Hotel hall......
“This is a sacrifice.” Self explanatory.
The North American leg of the Heaven Upside Down Tour will begin on September 29, and will incorporate dates at several music festivals, So the tour began and the gun fell upside down injuring him at the start of his tour.
So on further research This album was supposed to release on Valentines day.2-14-17.... Wait a tic. We just saw this date. 6M 6W 6D before 10-01-17 was this day the same day they evacuated oroville.
Robbie williams connection Robbie Williams has a song called “The road to Mandalay” The same title of the poem written by the Freemason Rudyard Kipling which was recited by Boris Johnson 1 day before 33,333 days after the release of the movie “The road to Mandalay” of which was made by MGM studios.(and is also recited by Charles Dance 777 days before on the 70th anniversary of VJ day).... who owns the Mandalay bay/Luxor pyramid/ and the concert grounds that form a perfectly equilateral triangle of 444.44 yards between each of the 3 points.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternity/The_Road_to_Mandalay
Just the name of the song doesnt do much but as you know there is more. https://www.lyricsfreak.com/robbie+williams/me+my+monkey_20116746.html
“We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel “
“Me and my monkey With a dream and a gun I'm hoping my monkey don't point that gun at anyone Me and my monkey Like Butch and the Sundance Kid Trying to understand why he did what he did Why he did what he did”
“We got the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor We had a room up top with the panoramic views like nothing you'd ever seen before “
The name of the Hotel, The floor of the shooting … and the reference of the gun, and trying to understand why he did what he did.
http://steveyb.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/Robbie-Williams/RobbieWilliams-Sing16Eternity.jpg
Album cover for the road to mandalay album. Note the tattoo on the bicep. It is a lion. Very similar too the MGM logo..... Also remember Jason Aldeans tattoo! Its the opposite arm same spot as the eclipse
6Y 6M 6D from 10-01-17 Is the next total USA eclipse similar to the last one.
6Y 6M 6W 6D before 10-1-17 was feb-14-11 The Day of Rage and the beginning of Arab spring.
Dr phil connection. The Next strange attractor involved in this tapestry of people, places, and dates is Corrine Lomas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgsxUleg16Q
One of the first interviewees of CNN for a boots on the ground Perspective of what happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBufBWjcZt4
https://www.drphil.com/shows/1907/
It turns out she was on Dr phils show on 3-20-2013, She was on the show for being a Narcissist..... Now I dont know about you but I dont know if the people that go on Jerry springer, oprah, dr phil or any of these types of shows are completely genuine.
I cant find a full clip but this is just weirder and weirder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKRgcS9vc4Q
Now I was surprised to find that her twitter is Public. And what I found is pretty dang odd.
1st thing I noticed was the absolute overwhelming amount of rap music. And not 1 country song. And looking at this event It is really only country music stars. Again this by itself is nothing, just another clue.
https://twitter.com/corinnelomas?lang=en
Now looking before the shooting.
https://imgur.com/m03XNv4
Yehaww Bissh. Gates open
https://imgur.com/2wEx1CX
“They do to you what you allow.” Followed by.
“BIIIIIITCH BE A BEAST OR BEEE THE FEAST “
This is the Harvest festival, mind you.
https://imgur.com/esK3pnT
“Play a position, or put yourself in a position to be more.”
https://imgur.com/MwBgcUu
The VERY last post before the shooting was “The presidents face” by JACKA (this is important.)
https://genius.com/The-jacka-the-presidents-face-lyrics Note the word illuminate.
The First post AFTER the shooting was a retweet of 6lack. Stressed about things I shouldn't even be stressing about.
I see BLACKJACK coded in this Jacka or Jack Ace A perfect hand in blackjack.
This is her first post since the shooting. Not something hey guys Im ok, or anything like that.
Then another quote from 6lack (common occurrence here along with Jacka)
“u gotta love them innocent looking girls that are actually bad” This is the next morning after the shooting.
Continuing through her feed you will see her pushing the multiple shoote shooters on the ground/ military experience/ and antigun control bend.
Ok so enough about her. Ill let use your own discernment to decide what you think im just sharing the data and syncs as they came too me.
SO what about BLACKJACK or 6lackjacka, in reference to The twitter feed.
  1. Ludacris Vices connection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvcsyiwxU4E
Video begins at 10PM same as shooting.
Same wing of hotel. Showing the concert grounds as well as the Luxor Pyramid. Unknow if the same floor. Filmed before shooting 1 month prior, released 4 days after. Very last frame of video alights Ludacris Bighead with the black pyramids capstone.
ISIS ISIS ISIS is repeated throughout. Because who the F says ICES
  1. Tom petty connection.
Tom petty dies the day after the shooting. His last performance being at the Luxor Pyramid.
was startled to read the Tom Petty had a heart attack shortly after the Vegas shooting. The media then went back and forth saying he wasn't dead and then he was again. Tom petty was one of the founders of tom petty and the Heartbreakers, and he died of a broken heart.
He was 66Y 11M 11Days old on the day of his death and the Vegas attacks. This converts to 66y 345 days 34566.
So how does that connect back to Vegas because a linear connection isn't as solid as a fractal or spiral.
http://lasvegas.eventful.com/events/tom-petty-/[email protected]
This shows that Tom Pettys last performance in Vegas Was at the LUXOR hotel On his 66th birthday Almost a year from the Harvest that would take place on 10-01-17.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDky7zFS_ms

To tie this connection up nicely we have ALDEAN singing PETTY's song......

  1. That days Chabad bible verse......
And you also have this preacher dude Standing in front of the concert doing his spiel. We've seen this many times before so its not shocking, but its just an additional piece.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhbhQnzmIQo
So the daily bible verse from Chabad.org is very applicable.
Chapter 60-65 of Psalms. Psalms is a book of verses written to music. So we have the musical connection.
Chapter 64 smacked me right in the face. Hard, jeez.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Psalm+64&version=NIV
"Hear my voice, O God, as I recount [my woes]; preserve my life from the terror of the enemy.
Shelter me from the schemes of the wicked, from the conspiracy of evildoers,
who have sharpened their tongue like the sword, aimed their arrow-a bitter word-
to shoot at the innocent from hidden places; suddenly they shoot at him, they are not afraid.
They encourage themselves in an evil thing, they speak of laying traps; they say: "Who will see them?”
"Terror of the enemy" "Shelter me for the schemes of the wicked and the conspiracy of evildoers."
"To shoot at the innocent from hidden places." Really...Really shooting is in the bible?
"They sought pretexts; [and when] they completed a diligent search, each man [kept the plot] inside, deep in the heart."
This is another phrase dripping with meaning for me. "Sought pretexts" Looking for answers, but the answers are in our hearts.
"But God will shoot them with his arrows; they will suddenly be struck down.
He will turn their own tongues against them and bring them to ruin; all who see them will shake their heads in scorn.
All people will fear; they will proclaim the works of God and ponder what he has done."
"All people will fear and proclaim the works of god and ponder what he has done."
People are afraid and wondering WTF is going on.
I take in all news and data points whenever I look into things, A holistic approach is required and nothing can be cast aside as not applicable.
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More coming soon....
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2018.04.09 17:59 DaMangaka [PH] Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm

High on a hill, in a castle painted by history1, a man sat down by the old Grandpiano by the chambers used by an Emperor betrayed long ago2. With the tips of his hands, he gently caressed the lid that covered the keys of the instrument paying no attention to the dust it had gathered through the day. He paused, taking a moment to breathe in and clear his thoughts from the week that had just passed. A lot had to be done in the country after the Revolution that left it in shambles, a desperate expression of pained need for freedom from the exhaustion brought upon by the higher classes to the ones who barely had enough scraps to eat. He too was guilty of paying a blind eye to the adversities, of feeding himself with a false sense of security and luxury. Diplomats came and went, always talking good things about him, his discourse, his Nation. Away were the days of humilliation and sadness, replaced by porcelain, parties and discourses. Was it really such a sin to enjoy life in such a way? Can the one that is to represent the Nation to the world be destined to the same misery of the great mayority? His heart ached, knowing that little could be done for them despite all good intents. It was a paradox that fed on itself to support a broken system.
He shook his head. His thoughts weren't making sense. Nothing of the world made much sense. 1303 years had passed since he first pronounced himself against the one who had taken care of him the longest, warning him about the consequences and the cruelty of having to defend oneself from others that were waiting to prey on the weak. He was fearful, he admited, but never thought of himself as weak. Naive but courageous. His stomach suddenly crumpled out and it followed by a tension on his legs and lower back. A pit on his chest that never ceased to ache. Before that, he thought he could be anything. Today, he wasn't sure he could do much.
Trying to shake away those feelings of defeat and sickness, the man placed both hands on the key cover and began to slide it backwards to expose the marble keys. A faint smile brushed his lips as he lowered his hands to touch the cool sensation of the instrument, memories of another gentler period flowing3. Just as he was going to place his hands in position to try to play something, a song a friend and teacher once thought him during the 60s, the sound of steps heading his way snapped him back to reality making him shift his body towards the visitor. One that he had not seen in 40 years.
"Gilbert5?" The man frowned at his visitor. It was impossible not to make out who that person was, as there was nobody in his mind that could imitate his looks: a tall handsome man with pale skin and reddish eyes, possibly caused by the albinism he supposed he had. The man stood up and shifted his expression to a beaming welcoming smile as he walked over to the other extending his hands ready for a hearty hug. The albino chuckled, accepting such greet and patting him on the back. "What are you doing here? How did you know I was here?" "It's been far too long Alejandro." Gilbert grinned, parting from the hug as soon as he could. He was aware of how huggy or expressive the other was, having worked with Spaniards before. It seems that warmer weathers create a need for touch and openness. "Tell me, have you learned learned proper German or are you still singing it when talking?6" "I don't see how Austrian German is so different from yours" Alejandro shook his head, still smiling. "It's a shame your politicians didn't consider my nobles as a candidate for Kaiser. Would that have been the case, you would be a proper man with a decent German." "Honestly, Roderich7 isn't so bad. He thought me a lot of things." "Ja, but none of them worth for survival I'm guessing. In fact, I'm the one keeping his arse from dying. It's not like I haven't done that before but, seriously: you would think somebody of his age would know better."
Alejandro guided Gilbert to a cozier room at the latter's request. As they moved through the halls of the old castle, they continued making jokes at the expenses of others and themselves, updating each other on what had happened in the years they have not seen each other. Once at the room, the pair sat down on some old but well mantained armchairs that faced each other. A table in the middle held a bottle of tequila and two shot glasses ready for their use.
Gilbert shook his head.
"Nein, I really don't like the taste of it." He said, glancing at the bottle. "What? I was under the impression you did." "The last time I was here, about some 20 years ago, your sister8 offered me this thick but refreshing alcoholic drink which I did enjoy. I don't remember what it was called but, I'll take that instead." "You mean pulque9?" Alejandro asked, taking the bottle away from Gilbert's hands and serving himself a shot. After a short consideration, he filled the second shot glass as a coordiality. "Like I said, I am not sure. I'll let you know once I drink it."
Alejandro stood up and briefly left the room in search for a maid that could bring the elusive drink. Upon confirming the order, he returned to the room. Sitting down, his mood remained happy and relaxed but it subsided once he saw his friend with a more thoughtful and quiet expression. He took the first shot, just in case.
[X]BGM
"Tell me, how much do you know about the Great War10?" Gilbert's voice was quiet. Despite this, his eyes had a defiant look on them. "Enough to know it was a terrible event that broke Europe. Millions died and if they didn't die due to it, Influenza finished the job. I'm aware you sent a telegram to my sister while I was. . ." Alejandro paused briefly, thinking his words carefully. "Away. She said no to your offer as we were in the process of reconstruction. I suppose that is when you met her and she gave you that drink?"
Gilbert nodded and continued.
"Ja, she did. First, I sent a telegram11 hoping you could become an ally on what I was already aware would become a big conflict. When you sent back a no, I was confused. My understanding at the time was that you were in good terms with me. I also knew it was risky since you had the risk of the United States eavesdropping and learning my intentions so I decided to visit before things got difficult. To my surprise, I found her instead. She never told me where you had gone but she confirmed very firmly that while you were not in there, she was in charge. I tried to convince her but she has this slickness with her words and mannerisms that not only she convinced me to keep your country out of it but we remained close."
A knock on the door distracted both men, both their heads pointing at it. Alejandro opened the door, taking the drink and glass cups from her hands instructing her to leave. Once the drink and glasses were on the table, he closed the door and locked it. Gilbert inspected the bottles of the content and took of the cap to take a quick sniff at it. He nodded.
"This is it. This is what she offered me." "That's called pulque. It's basically a thicker and less stronger version of Tequila." Alejandro chuckled, serving the man a glass. "I thought you could take a punch." "If I wanted a punch, I would go visit Ivan12." Gilbert said as he accepted the glass, taking a big gulp and placing it back on the table. He licked some of the remains from his lips and sighed.
"Alejandro, tell me, are we still allies?"
The question took the man by surprise. He started serving himself another shot.
"Yes. I would say we are. You buy from my oil reserves and I get some of your goods. I don't see where the confusion comes from."
Whatever relaxed mood alcohol had provided started to disolve quickly, turning into coolness. Alejandro drank the second shot.
"How much do you know about the situation in my country? The consequences left by the Great War?" "I'm not sure where you are getting at with that."
Gilbert leaned towards the other man.
"I suppose you know we lost that war. Terrible loss but those are always possible consequences. Consequences one learns over the course of time and living to accept, work on and move on. I've won a great amont of battles and wars and I've had to retreat or accept defeat in my campaigns. Great men have fought for me and against my army and together we have built this project which is my Nation. But this last war, the Great War. . ." Gilbert leaned back on the armchair and shook his head in disproval. "Nein. There was no honor in it. We fought worst than animals. It wasn't just a war, Alejandro, it was a slaughter house. No mans land was pure hell. I have seen enough soldiers with fatigue - shell shock the call it now - to know that this wasn't ordinary. We played to be God and we got punished by it. Terribly punished. There are nights I still wake up, sweating cold and sniffing around to see if there's any trace of mustard gas. It's true that we lost but in overall, there were no winners in that war."
The albino took a moment to take another sip at his drink, taking a glance at the shot that was served earlier for him. He placed he glass down and went back to look at his host, continuing.
"Regardless, the way we lost was completely humilliating. Forget about the German army losing their life in the battlefield. I'm talking about the defeat of the German Nation. About taking the idea of a country and spit it in the face, tarred, feathered and put on display to be the laughstock of everyone. And once that is done, force them into impossible terms. I am talking about a debt none of the survivors will ever see paid. I'm talking about breaking our spirits and be put as an example and then have the supposed heroes make great speeches about the justice they've done. They've done nothing on that regard, Alejandro. All they did was a big mess. They didn't even finish the war properly. It's like they've forgotten how things are done! And on top of that, you have leaders at home welcoming the stick in their arses. Talk about a stab in the back after all we went through. If we are in the condition we are it wasn't because we lost!" Gilbert's voice was starting to get agitated and loud. "It was because they made some delivish pact to break us from the inside and have at it with the spoils. And when that wasn't enough, they begged for more and some of our dummkopfs actually agreed! Why would you sign a treaty where you have no benefit? Or at least, one where you doom a whole generation to poverty and despair!13"
Alejandro's stomach shurned again. There was a coppery taste in his mouth that made him flinch. He tried not to show discomfort but it was hard not to. The following words from his guest chilled his spine.
"I know what happened to you" He spoke in a softer tone, taking another sip at his drink. "What Amerika did to you. You lost that battle, didn't you? If you allow me to ask the question: How did you feel when you were forced to sign that treaty?"
The coppery flavor became more intense. Alejandro gulped hard, attempting to swallow whatever it was but it only made the shurning on his stomach grow and with it the tense sensation on his legs. He remembers the date, Feburary the 2nd of 184814, but remembers nothing of what he did. If he did sign something, he didn't remember his hand flick a quill. There was only hopelessness. The sensation of one's fledgling wings being broken and torn appart.
"I... didn't...."
He remembered being in his room, riddled in pain. Perhaps it was his sister who signed? The room around him began to spin in his mind. Alejandro took two shots straight.
"It's not a question you can answer easily, right?" Gilbert spoke after a while. "And I say forced because, really, nobody willingly relinquishes half their territory like that. I actually offered to get it back to you but, that didn't work. It's a shame really." "Why are you here?" After another shot, Alejandro gathered enough courage to ask the question. Long gone was his optimism and enthusiasm from earlier. "What exactly do you want?"
His guest nodded.
"I'll go straight to the point then. I want you as my ally. There is no doubt in my mind that there is a great potential in you. Half of Europe agrees with me in that sentiment as a matter of fact. From a broken down country to another, we could do great things. I can teach you the skills needed to survive and become stronger than you could imagine. Really push out that potential you have, instead of living under the shadow and weight of those that insult and laugh at your name. Be honest with me: I don't think you have Amerika in a high regard, do you? And considering England is involved yet again in the war, they are going to drag that pesky brat along. He'll probably pretend to do something, shoot some few people and crown himself like a Hero. But you know him better than anybody, don't you? You know who he really is and what he's capable of."
There is no denial that Gilbert had done his homework investigating the United States and his representative thoroughly. In fact, Alejandro was quite impressed by it. And he was also surprised that a nation as powerful as Germany had been subjected to such humilliation, to break down as he had much made it clear. But the shurning in his stomach wasn't winding down at all. He placed a hand over it, pressing it down.
"And you know what he can do if you don't follow his path." "Are you threatening me?" Alejandro asked after taking a deep breath. He had to keep his composture at all cost. "Nein." Gilbert shook his head. "I'm warning you and offering you a choice. You will not be able to sit down from this war and will inevitably be dragged towards one side or the other. Your northern neighbor will definitively try force a choice onto you for the false sensation of peace and security. I, on the other hand, am giving you the choice to raise up for yourself and grasp the dormant potential you have inside. Everyone can see it, only you turn a blind eye to it fearful of what to do with it. You and I have more in common than you think and I wouldn't mind fighting by your side to the end. What do you say, friend?"
The albino extended a hand at his host, a challenging smirk decorated his face.
"Wouldn't you like to taste Victory once in your life?"
It was at that point that Alejandro realized the bottle had gone dry, and with it the hopes of a peaceful future.
Original Prompt: [WP] I am the leader of a neutral country unsure of who to fight for in WW2. You an Axis representative must convince me that the Allies are actually the evil aggressors without lying about any events. Written on: 02 Apr 2018
Footnotes: 1 - The Castle on the hill is Chapultepec castle, which can be translated to 'Cricket Hill'. Really nice place to go visit if you head to Mexico City. 2 - The Emperor refered here is Maximilian of Hasburg who was introduced by the Conservatives in Mexico around 1860s. The whole 'betrayal' thing was because part of the people who brought him (mainly the French) basically left him alone. This is not entirely the French's fault, as Maximilian himself requested to remain in Mexico. 3 - 130 years from this date is 1810, the year the War of Independence started. This story is written in 1940. 4 - Another reference to the 2nd Mexican Empire. The French brought Maximilian, who was Austrian. In Normal!Hetalia canon, Austria is some aristocratic looking guy that likes to play the piano and is sassy like an aristocrat would be. 5 - Gilbert Beildermitch, the 'Nationvolk' representation of Prussia and head of Germany in that era. At least in the Project Hetalia canon. The actual Germany is called Ludwig and that is more Normal!Hetalia lore you are probably not interested. In the PH lore, Gilbert has always been the diplomatic envoy of the two. 6 - Austrian German is apparently more melodic than regular German. I need to confirm this stereotype though. Regardless if it's true or not, this is just a sign of Gilbert's disdain over Austria in general. 7 - Roderich is Austria's human name. While I'm at it with human names, Mexico's (whom you probably already guessed is the Host) name is Cuahutemoc Alejandro. Because Cuahutemoc is hard to pronounce, most Europeans call him Alejandro. America calls him 'Cuahu' because his sister forces the latter to call him properly. 8 - Speaking of Mexico's sister: in Project Hetalia there are two Mexicos (kind of how in the regular Hetalia there are two Italies). North - who is the one that portrays the country worldwide - and South - who remains in the country and is kind of a bitch. It's an interesting dynamic I could expand later on if you're interested. 9 - Pulque is an alcoholic drink that comes from Maguey, the same plant where tequila comes from. It's kind of like drinking Aloe Vera and it's sometimes flavored. Really refreshing. 10 - In case you don't know, during this time World War I was referred as the Great War. Just an FYI. 11- The Zimmerman Telegram. This actually wouldn't be the first time Germany IRL tried to have Mexico join the war. In that crudely made telegram, they promised the return to Arizona, Nevada and Texas if they joined their side. However, due to the need to fix stuff after the Mexican Revolution (1910), it wasn't possible. That being said, the president at the time wasn't interested either. 12 - You can probably guess that Ivan is the name of the personification of Russia. 13 - A great part of why Germany went Nazi has to do with a combination of two things: a horrible economical crash that came in after the war (and broke their economy more due to the reparations they needed to pay) and this sentiment where the end of the war wasn't just. That they were 'backstabbed' by their own governemnt. This seething feeling was taken by, well...you know, and formed the backbone of the rising of fascism. Huh... that sounds familiar. 14 - February 2nd 1848 is the signing of the Guadalupe-Hidalgo treaty, the one where Mexico relinquished half of their territory to the US. Project Hetalia universe wise.. this is a really dark story for BOTH sides. Neither recovered, to say the least.
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2018.03.26 12:00 ninjyte Far Cry 5 - Review Thread

Game Information

Game Title: Far Cry 5
Genre: Action-adventure, first-person shooter
Platforms: PlayStation 4, Xbox One, PC
Media: Live-Action Teaser Trailer Announce Trailer
First Details: 'Surviving Hope County, Montana'
E3 2017 'Amazing Grace' Trailer E3 2017 Gameplay E3 2017 Presentation
Boomer is a Very Good Boy
Ubiblog - The Rise of a Cult Recreating Montana
Co-Op 'Friend for Hire' Trailer
'The Resistance' Trailer
Ubiblog - 'Vicious Wildlife, A Crazy Cast of Characters, and Co-Op Hijinks'
Story Trailer
'Bill of Rights' Trailer 'Bill of Rights' Compilations (Explicit)
Post-Launch Information Trailer
Arcade - Infinite Gameplay and a Creative Map Editor The New Map Editor
Singalong - "My Country 'Tis of Thee"
Developer: Ubisoft Montreal Info
Ubisoft Toronto Info
Publisher: Ubisoft
Price: Standard Edition - $59.99 USD / $79.99 CDN / €59.99 EUR / £44.99 GBP (contains micro-transactions)
Deluxe Edition Contents - $69.99 USD
Gold Edition Contents - $89.99 USD
Season Pass
Release Date: March 27, 2018
More Info: /farcry Wikipedia Page
Review Aggregator:
OpenCritic - 83 [Cross-Platform] Current Score Distribution
MetaCritic - 81 [PS4] 73 Critics
MetaCritic - 84 [XB1] 23 Critics
MetaCritic - 78 [PC] 16 Critics
Patriotically arbitrary list of some past Far Cry games -
Entry Score (Platform, Year, # of Critics)
Far Cry 89 (PC, 2004, 72 critics)
Far Cry 2 85 (X360, 2008, 75 critics)
Far Cry 3 88 (PC, 2012, 43 critics)
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon 80 (X360, 2013, 51 critics)
Far Cry 4 85 (PS4, 2014, 83 critics)
Far Cry Primal 76 (PS4, 2016, 86 critics)

Reviews

Website/Author Aggregates' & Critic's Score Quote Platform
AngryCentaurGaming - Jeremy Penter Wait for Sale ~ Wait For Sale This is a 'Wait For Sale'. For Far Cry games, it's always two steps forward one step back and the improvements here are keen, but what my gameplay always came down to was the fact that the spawning system was just so out of control and everything felt so messy over time. Any engagement I wanted to have would always be infected by some type of badger or creature leaping in and attacking everybody, and at first that was fine, but when it stopped characters from being able to talk to me because they get halfway through their sentence and then some animal would attack and it reset everybody, that just started to get a little bit bothersome. PS4
Leadergamer - Emrah Subaşı - Turkish Essential ~ Essential Far Cry 5 learned its lessons from Ubisoft's mistakes and the game's series. Missions don't repeat themselves and offers fun and long gameplay. Despite minor mistakes, Far Cry 5 deserves to be liked.
Eurogamer - Edwin Evans-Thirlwell Unscored ~ Unscored Make Montana emergent again. PS4
Pardis Game - Alireza Razmjoei - Persian Unscored ~ Unscored Without a doubt, Far Cry 5 is the most varied game in the series. Thanks to smart changes to the exploring formula and of course amazing world of Hope County, we can finally say that Far Cry series has evolved. PS4
The A.V. Club - William Hughes Unscored ~ Unscored Montana features some of the most beautiful country in all of America, and Ubisoft has done an amazing job of capturing its rural glory. And the freedom to get credit for just f**** around in this gorgeous world, doing whatever feels most fun, is legitimately intoxicating.* PS4
Player2.net.au - Matt Hewson Unscored ~ Unscored Is Far Cry 5 just another Far Cry game? Well, yes it is, but at the same time, it is more than that. This is a game that has taken what came before it and improved upon it in every single way. The story is brutal, engaging and utterly enthralling, the main characters are memorable and the gameplay is refined and presented in a clever and natural way. So yes this is just another Far Cry game, it is Far Cry at its peak, the best that Far Cry can be and that is truly something worth playing.
Waypoint - Austin Walker Unscored ~ Unscored Despite a strong premise and updates to the series formula, FC5 fails to find a compelling identity.
CNET - Jeff Bakalar Unscored ~ Unscored Far Cry 5 is an awesome open-world action game, delivering the most fully realized, player-driven entry in the series to date. PS4
Kotaku - Ethan Gach Unscored ~ Unscored Far Cry games are laboratories for experimenting, giving you the freedom to do stuff ordinary games won’t, like throw a molotov cocktail at just about anything and watch it burn to the ground. They usually have better shooting than most open world games, and better open worlds than most shooters. Far Cry 5 nails that part of the series’ legacy. The game’s missions flow together organically and let you shift from capturing a cult outpost using an array of explosives and guns to scaling cliffs in search of hidden caches of equipment and lore-filled collectibles. It fails, however, to meaningfully move beyond the rest of the series in merging the violence and chaos these experiments produce with the community of people scattered throughout its world.
Saving Content - Scott Ellison II 100 ~ 5 / 5 stars Hope County, Montana is the American Dream turned Nightmare. Far Cry 5 is dense with activities, people, places, and events that are never overwhelming, but wrack you with indecision as to what to do next. While Far Cry as a series still struggles with the juxtaposition of its humor and seriousness, it manages to do this well enough to not let them get in the way of each other. Far Cry 5 is a shining example of how to revitalize the open world, as this is the best realized game in the series to date, with a convincing villain and a tale to match its tone. Far Cry 5 will make you a believer. PC
Windows Central - Jez Corden 100 ~ 5 / 5 stars Ultimately, Far Cry 5 is a relentlessly fun, aggressively varied open world shooter that will keep you hooked for dozens and dozens of hours. The game's world has never felt more alive, brimming with animal ecosystems, serene lakes, and verdant forests, with spectacular scenery just begging to be screenshotted. XB1
Cheat Code Central - April Marie 96 ~ 4.8 / 5 It might seem like I have a lot of complaints for a game I'm touting as being really good, but the positives of Far Cry 5 outweigh the negative. You can play exactly how you want. You can stealthily take down an entire region, before moving to another. You can run and gun your way through all three simultaneously. The characters that you meet are varied and engaging. There are tons of things to do and see, and plenty of real and virtual people to experience them with. Most of all, Far Cry 5 tells a story that grabs you by the shirt collar and never lets go. PS4
GameSpace - Damien Gula 95 ~ 9.5 / 10 Far Cry 5 is an artistic lesson in juxtaposition. On one hand you have a group of devoted followers of a "message of peace" that live in violence. You have a calm and charismatic leader who insights calamity. There are communities united in anarchy. Far Cry 5 provokes its audience to think and wrestle with the uncomfortable answers to our own "what-ifs" about faith, family, and the power of community. PS4
Hobby Consolas - Álvaro Alonso - Spanish 93 ~ 93 / 100 Simply put, Far Cry 5 is the best Far Cry game to date. It has the best story, the best progression and introduces a lot of changes (for the good) while maintaining that explosive old formula that works so freaking well. God Bless Hope County. PS4
Oyungezer Online - Utku Çakır - Turkish 92 ~ 9.2 / 10 Your visit to Hope County will offer an unforgettable experience. I can wholeheartedly recommend Far Cry 5 to everyone. XB1
VGN - Tommaso Stio - Italian 92 ~ 9.2 / 10 Far Cry 5 is the result of a strong development made during the past few years by Ubisoft. It really is a mixture of all the strengths belonging to this saga until today. Although this new chapter detaches from a well agreed scheme, as it happened during the third episode with Vaas Montenegro, it is still capable to draw a good starting point for this series. And of course, this is the best Far Cry ever made. PS4
Wccftech - Kai Powell 91 ~ 9.1 / 10 If you're wondering whether bringing the madness to our doorstep, making the entire campaign co-op and including an impressive toolbox to create new levels and missions while still retaining that visceral gunplay the series is known for keeps Far Cry 5 fresh and worth playing on Day One, my answer is: yes, absolutely. PS4, PC
IGN Spain - Juan García - Spanish 90 ~ 9 / 10 Far Cry 5 is as good as we were wishing, offering a great campaign with lots of freedom and things to do, a satisfying narrative and surprising multiplayer options through Far Cry Arcade. A pretty complete pack. XB1
COGconnected - Paul Sullivan 90 ~ 90 / 100 The characters and story really make Far Cry 5 a brave product. PS4
God is a Geek - Chris White 90 ~ 9 / 10.0 The best Far Cry yet, with well written characters, lots of freedom to play how you want, and a lot of fun to be had on your own or with a friend. PS4
Press Start - Toby Berger 90 ~ 9 / 10 stars Far Cry 5 is an absolute blast from beginning to end, chock full of things to do and involve yourself in. The narrative is interesting, and everything you do in Hope County feels meaningful in some way or another — making for an experience that feels as rewarding as it does enjoyable. PS4
SA Gamer - Garth Holden 90 ~ 9 / 10 Far Cry 5 is the height of the series and gives new legs to exploration in open world games while keeping the freeform tools to take down places as you see fit. Welcome to Hope County, you will be here a while. PS4
USgamer - Mike Williams 90 ~ 4.5 / 5 stars Far Cry 5 is a game that struggles in trying to serve two purposes. On one hand, there's a dark, horrific tale of a cult taking over a small town. On the other, it's a playground of destruction, letting players fly and drive around, blowing up things with a bear and a dog. Both sides are good, but they don't really meet in the middle. If you can survive the tonal whiplash, you'll find a great game here and Far Cry Arcade only makes it better. PS4
TheSixthAxis - Gareth Chadwick 90 ~ 9 / 10 Far Cry 5 is another improvement to a series that hit its stride quite a long time ago. It gets a recommendation not because of any of its individual features, but because they all combine together into a game that becomes paradoxically funny and horrifying, occasionally at the same time. It depicts a part of America lovingly with its tongue very firmly glued to its cheek, but when I close my eyes, I still see Joseph Seed staring back at me. PS4
We Got This Covered - David Morgan 90 ~ 4.5 / 5 stars Ubisoft have cherry-picked everything that has made the Far Cry series successful, and distilled it into a single, laser-focused package. Far Cry 5 probably isn't going to blow anyone's mind, but it provides a continuously fun experience that avoids the repetition and formulaic nature of past titles. PS4
PlayStation Universe - Garri Bagdasarov 90 ~ 9 / 10 Far Cry 5 is the best Far Cry to date. The great additions and refinements made to the franchise are fantastic. Along with the inclusion of Far Cry Arcade, which extends your play time, Far Cry 5 is the ultimate open-world first person shooter. PS4
GameSpot - Edmond Tran 90 ~ 9 / 10 [Provisional Score] With smart changes to exploration, discovery, and progression, Far Cry 5 makes engaging and experimenting with its gorgeous open world more exciting than ever. PC
CGMagazine - Cole Watson 90 ~ 9 / 10 Far Cry 5 was a blast from start to finish, pulling me into the experience instantly with an Americana rich world full of memorable characters and built with a strong core of addictive first-person gameplay. PS4
Attack of the Fanboy - William Schwartz 90 ~ 4.5 / 5 stars We didn't get it with the last two entries in the series, but Far Cry 5 feels like the generational leap that fans have been waiting for. This installment certainly feels like the biggest in terms of content and it just might be the best Far Cry game to date. XB1
Saudi Gamer - صالح بازرعة - Arabic 90 ~ 9 / 10 Far Cry 5 delivers on what has made the series special, with freeform gameplay, a hostile environment replete with colorful characters and a generous amount of content in both missions and activities, in addition to numerous gameplay tweaks and improvements. It might not be a huge departure from the series, but it definitely is the most polished one so far. PS4
TechRaptor - Samuel Guglielmo 90 ~ 9 / 10 Far Cry 5 combines a wonderful setting and interesting characters with extremely fun gameplay, a fantastic open world full of great side quests, and lovely presentation. It also has a powerful level editor that could make some real gems. This is a new standout for the series, as it's easily the best Far Cry has been. PS4
GamingTrend - Ron Burke 90 ~ 90 / 100 With new gameplay mechanics, overhauled progression systems, a strong narrative, and the Guns/Friends for Hire system, Far Cry 5 is the overhaul that the series desperately needed. It is easily the best of the series, and represents a positive step in a new direction. Come for the storyline, stay for the co-op chaos. PS4
GamingBolt - Shubhankar Parijat 90 ~ 9 / 10 Far Cry 5's open-ended and free-form brand of exploration, chaotic and emergent combat, immersive setting, and inherently fascinating narrative premise all come together in what is easily the best Far Cry game ever. PS4
Game Rant - Dalton Cooper 90 ~ 4.5 / 5 Far Cry 5 may not have much in the way of revolutionary new ideas, but it streamlines Ubisoft's open world formula and delivers one of the best games in the series. PS4
3DNews - Алексей Лихачев - Russian 90 ~ 9 / 10 A wonderful continuation of the series. Far Cry 5 adjusted a well-known formula enough to make the chase after brilliant antagonists very fun and exciting. PS4
VideoGamer - Colm Ahern 90 ~ 9 / 10 In its quieter moments Hope County is a picturesque backdrop to terrific Prepper Stash puzzles, and an over-the-top fantasy playground when the volume is turned up. Taking on Eden's Gate is compelling, horrific, and an awful lot of fun. XB1
AusGamers - Steve Farrelly 90 ~ 9 / 10 And so what we get in the end is a Far Cry that is both structured and full of open player-agency and emergent activity. It’s a game whose game-world is designed for you to love and adore, to become intimate and at one with; to be equally terrified of. XB1
Fenix Bazaar - Gaetano Prestia 90 ~ 9 / 10 [Provisional Score] Brimming with confidence, overflowing with content, and firmly established among the genre’s best, Far Cry 5 stakes early claim as one of the year’s best. You don’t want to miss the sheer insanity of Hope County, Montana. PS4
Stevivor - Ben Salter 90 ~ 9 / 10 Far Cry 5 is the thoughtful next step in a series renowned for shooting first and thinking second. The villains are devious, the world is intriguing and the wild animals remind you who owns the land. It takes the Far Cry blueprint and expands the highlights while changing the sliders on aspects that became overused to craft not only the best Far Cry game, but one of the best open worlds to explore this generation, whether alone or with a little help from a friend (or AI dog). XB1
Dualshockers - Lou Contaldi 90 ~ 9 / 10 Far Cry 5 isn't revolutionizing open world gaming, but it is a perfection of one of Ubisoft's most noteworthy series. With a captivating scenario, diverse gameplay options, breathtaking background, and a colorful cast of characters, Far Cry 5 is primed as one of 2018's earliest Game of the Year contenders, and potentially the best title in the series to date. Through more thoroughly leaning into the concepts of open-world design, Ubisoft has managed to craft a game that will really scratch your itch for exploration. PS4
GearNuke - Khurram Imtiaz 90 ~ 9 / 10 Far Cry series has finally made its return after a long wait, and it’s a bigger and more ambitious attempt on the same old classic Far Cry formula that the fans have grown to love across the numerous games. PS4
IGN - Daemon Hatfield 89 ~ 8.9 / 10 Far Cry 5 is another wide-open playground with all the necessary ingredients for causing a real ruckus: loads of enemies and allies, temperamental wildlife, and plenty of explosions. PS4, XB1
Cerealkillerz - Gabriel Bogdan - German 89 ~ 8.9 / 10 Despite a frustrating AI and a strong focus on Online Co-Op/Far Cry Arcade, Far Cry 5 is probably the best Far Cry experience so far. From a intuitive exploration over a varied open world and lots of amusing and crazy moments this game got everything that fans love about the series. It's still open how much long-term motivation the map editor and live events will offer but Far Cry Fans will be entertained for about 15-20 hours. PS4
Elite Gamer - Vinny Fanneran 89 ~ 8.9 / 10 A believable but no less intense story with tight gameplay set in a notably detailed and beautiful open world. Ubisoft have done an incredible job of refreshing another of their biggest franchises. XB1
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette - Max Parker 88 ~ 8.8 / 10 There are few open world games that can match the pure escapism of the "Far Cry" presentation. With a few sanded edges, the gameplay can match that presentation.
IGN Italy - Gianluca Loggia - Italian 86 ~ 8.6 / 10 Far Cry 5, following the steps of the previous episodes, offers a very large map to explore and a lot of things to do, with a good first person shooter experience and interesting action/stealth possibilities. The game is not perfect in all of its aspects, but it's often very funny and always enjoyable, with a very fascinating and unique antagonist. PS4
PowerUp! - Leo Stevenson 85 ~ 8.5 / 10 Far Cry 5 is a brilliantly put together, sandbox game. Its focus remains on the various shades of human sanity, but rather than focus on the easily recognized evils, it forces players to look at a far more insidious kind. PS4
GamesBeat - Jeff Grubb 85 ~ 85 / 100 Far Cry 5 is mechanically sound and varied. You'll find something that entertains you, and Ubisoft has nailed all of the underlying elements of character and world progression. At the same time, it squanders some decent writing because it can't decide what kind of game it is.
Worth Playing - Redmond Carolipio 85 ~ 8.5 / 10 What I found there was a redneck action odyssey I didn't ask for and never knew I wanted, until I found myself in the late hours of the night raiding enemy outposts with a trained bear and a shotgun-bearing pyromaniac. PS4
Xbox Achievements - Richard Walker 85 ~ 85 / 100 From its tense opening to its blistering conclusion, Far Cry 5 is another cracking installment in the series, streamlining some of the hunting elements and putting co-op up front for both the campaign and the bottomless Far Cry Arcade. The narrative and characters will live on in the memory once you're done and dusted too, as will the insane random minute-to-minute moments that always succeed in making Far Cry so unique. XB1
The Games Machine - Ivan Conte - Italian 85 ~ 8.5 / 10 We cannot deny that Far Cry 5 is another "more of the same", warts and all, but the religious fanatic setting is spot-on, and Montana in simply wonderful (and Joseph Seed is one of the best villains the series has ever had). The open-world approach of the game works as usual, and the more you look at it as a big, sumptuous playground, the better. The Arcade mode has a lot, a lot of potential that will show its best in the upcoming weeks and months, when the community will start toying with the powerful editor. Enough as it is, Far Cry 5 is an excellent chapter in the series. PS4
Heavy.com - Collin MacGregor 85 ~ 8.5 / 10 The level of freedom and creativity offered to players alongside the shockingly rich story makes Far Cry 5 an extremely memorable ride. PS4
Gadgets 360 - Rishi Alwani 80 ~ 8 / 10 These issues notwithstanding, Far Cry 5 is a welcome entry in a series that's been consistently entertaining over the years. The campaign is filled with memorable characters, robust progression, and action galore that all combine to make it a treat to play. XB1
Gameblog - Gianni Molinaro - French 80 ~ 8 / 10 It seems like Far Cry 5 tries hard to be different in some ways. But in the end, it is obvious it doesn't want to - it can't - step too far from its predecessors. There's a feeling that even though its world is new, appealling, offers some good tweaks, a magnificient set of allies and villains, and a potentially unlimited content in Arcade mode, we still have the same game flawed with the same A.I. problems, we still complete the same kind of missions and see the same animations. As we sure can have fun and witness a fantastic ending, this can be forgiven. Until next time. PS4
GamesRadar+ - Leon Hurley 80 ~ 4 / 5 stars A polished and refined installment that values your time more than the previous games and keeps the focus on entertaining you throughout.
Spaziogames - Matteo Bussani - Italian 80 ~ 8 / 10 Far Cry 5 brings the player in a Montana Valley controlled by a religious fanatic group . The gameplay is solid and it is related to the past of the series. The game lasts 25 hours, guided by a non-linear storyline, and arcade mode is a solid way to increase the offer of the game. PC
Metro GameCentral - GameCentral 80 ~ 8 / 10 The best Far Cry yet and one of the best open world shooters of any kind, with an impressive variety of missions and non-linear structure. PS4
Zoomg - Mohsen Vaziri - Persian 80 ~ 8 / 10 Far Cry 5 is one of the best entries in this series. Guns for hire is a great addition to the game and the world always have something to offer. If the game had better AI and story had focused only on main antagonist Far Cry 5 could be something like Far Cry 3. PS4
Hardcore Gamer - Chris Shive 80 ~ 4 / 5 Far Cry 5 doesn't deviate too much from the Far Cry formula, simply expanding upon what the series is known for. PS4
M3 - Billy Ekblom - Swedish 80 ~ 8 / 10 Far Cry 5 is an epic soundbox experience, driven by the joy of exploration and all-out chaotic gunplay. It's all good fun, but also very familiar, and we can't help but wonder what would have been if Ubisoft put more story-driven elements into the game. PS4
GamePro - Hannes Rossow 80 ~ 80 / 100 A usual entertaining Far Cry game, that leaves a lot to be desired in terms of villain and story. PS4
GameMAG - xtr - Russian 80 ~ 8 / 10 Far Cry 5 plays best in co-op with a friend thanks to many crazy situations and fun moments. The basic story is not bad, but Ubisoft is copying itself and amount of recycled elements can upset someone. Still, excellent graphics, helicopter missions, treasure hunts and many other things make Far Cry 5 a good game. PS4
GameSkinny - Ty Arthur 80 ~ 8 / 10 Ready to plow through herds of bison with a death tractor and then get into a flamethrower fight before taking some relaxation time to go fishing? That's Far Cry 5 in a nutshell. XB1
Twinfinite - Chris Jecks 80 ~ 8 / 10 Far Cry 5 is exactly that – more Far Cry. If you’ve never been a fan of the series, this doesn’t do anything to change your mind. If you loved liberating outposts and blowing shit up in the Himalayas, you’ll enjoy doing it in Hope County, too. Its sprawling world, varied missions, and memorable characters all make for an incredibly entertaining experience, and helped me to overlook the niggling technical issues and occasional frustrating fetch quests in my 30+ hours in Montana. PS4
Easy Allies - Brandon Jones 80 ~ 8 / 10 Far Cry 5 will try to convince you the world is coming to an end. While the threat of the Eden’s Gate cult is ever-present, what we value most from our time traveling through Hope County are the individual encounters with clever quest-givers, our favorite specialists, or a trusty co-op buddy. It’s a shame the story unnecessarily brings things down to such a dark place, spontaneously interrupting your thrill-seeking pursuits with nothing but bad vibes. Far Cry 5 is like the 4th of July. There’s some serious subject matter being considered, but the experience is mostly about blowing stuff up. PS4
PC Gamer - Christopher Livingston 80 ~ 80 / 100 The wonderful chaos of the open world and your choice of how to tackle it is occasionally stifled by bad boss fights and worse boss speeches. PC
Gamestar - Dimitry Halley - German 79 ~ 79 / 100 Despite the interesting cultist scenario, Far Cry 5 only remains a good shooter with a miserably disappointing story line. PC
Gamersky - 不倒翁蜀黍 - Chinese 78 ~ 7.8 / 10 Playing Ubisoft's Far Cry 5 is just like chewing McDonald's Big Mac. It's really appetizing but never surprises me. I already know what it tastes like before actually biting, considering all the Big Mac are made by the same recipe. So does Far Cry 5. XB1
Game Informer - Jeff Cork 75 ~ 7.5 / 10 Virtually everything about Far Cry 5 is thoroughly okay. For a series that has provided so many thrills and surprises, that's a major disappointment. PS4
Destructoid - Raymond Porreca 75 ~ 7.5 / 10 Far Cry 5 is a solid first-person shooter set in a vibrant, breathtaking location. It plays well, looks great, and is packed with enough content to keep players invested in Hope County for a good, long while. Though Joseph Seed and Eden's Gate work better in theory than in practice, the Montana-based doomsday cult marks a departure for the franchise that pays off. PS4
Areajugones - Pablo Espinosa - Spanish 75 ~ 7.5 / 10 Far Cry 5 is an amazing action game that keeps the essence of the saga. However, its weak plot and map division are elements that make this game inferior to its previous installments. PS4
PlayStation LifeStyle - Chandler Wood 75 ~ 7.5 / 10 Far Cry 5 takes steps forward by upping the stakes with a sinister villain and bold new setting, while also stumbling backwards with its non-linear approach and separation of character progression from the world. PS4
Game Revolution - Jason Faulkner 70 ~ 3.5 / 5 stars If you liked the other Far Cry games, you'll like this one, because it's more of the same. Some of the series conventions have been taken away (like having to climb towers, thank God), or improved, but it's still very much a Far Cry game. PS4
Digitally Downloaded - Ginny W. 70 ~ 3.5 / 5 stars It never really realises the absurdity of the story that its telling even as it leans into absurd humour in plenty of other areas in the game. PS4
Push Square - Glen Fox 70 ~ 7 / 10 The best thing we can say about Far Cry 5 is that it's competent, and the worst that it's far too safe. PS4
Polygon - Ben Kuchera 65 ~ 6.5 / 10 What’s left if you have the stomach to ignore the story? A very enjoyable game with an immense number of things to do, a beautifully recreated portion of the United States, and a collection of missions with wildly varying tones and structure. It’s a finely tuned open-world game stapled onto a story that’s insultingly bad. PS4, XB1, PC
Guardian - Keza MacDonald 60 ~ 3 / 5 stars A mission to save the US from destruction by a charismatic leader flits between flamethrowing fun and graphic torture in a tonally unpredictable vision.
Giant Bomb - Jeff Gerstmann 60 ~ 3 / 5 stars A decent video game undermined by bad pacing, weak characters, and a wishy-washy world view. Play it cooperatively with a friend, ignore the characters and their motivations, and you'll probably have a good time. PC
Slant Magazine - Justin Clark 50 ~ 2.5 / 5 stars Whether intentionally or not, the game gives glory to a brand of grassroots militia fetishism that, just days before the its release, millions of Americans marched in the streets to oppose. Far Cry 5 posits that people would need to be brainwashed to follow men like Joseph Seed, blind to how deep Christian fanaticism already runs, and how many would follow such a man if he only said the word "please." PS4
Edit - I'm trying to put more popular review sites in italics. I'll be playing around with that to make them pop out more for people skimming. Maybe not make them stand out too much so people still give a chance looking at smaller review sites.
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2016.08.22 03:34 puppuli Calendar 2016

Sports added so far
Archery Badminton Boxing Hockey
Shooting Table Tennis Weightlifting Wrestling
Note: In Table Tennis, only ITTF World tour events and World Cups
Below is the calendar except for Gymnastics(i'm little struggling to understand where all Indians will be contesting). All these dates are from Official sites and it's my guesswork where Indians will be contesting since there's no info available on that. My plan is to mail(already mailed archery and boxing associations) all Indian organization to find where Indians contest. Calendar will be pinned and regularly updated as new info comes in.
Anyone who would like to cover any of the below events or event of any other sport, please DM me.
These are only events up to September, because of space restrictions. Find the full year calendar in spreadsheet.
Start date End date Sport Name Links Reporter
NOVEMBER
2016-11-30 2016-12-04 Badminton India International Challenge Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-11-30 2016-12-03 Badminton Welsh International Challenge Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-11-29 2016-12-04 Badminton 2016 Macau open Badminton Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-11-28 2016-12-04 Badminton Singapore Youth International Series Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-11-24 2016-11-27 Badminton Finnish International 2016 Result
2016-11-24 2016-11-27 Para Badminton Asian Para-Badminton Championships 2016
2016-11-24 2016-11-26 Wrestling Golden Grand Prix Final Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-11-23 2016-11-27 Badminton Scottish Open Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-11-22 2016-11-27 Badminton India International Series 2016 Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-11-22 2016-11-27 Badminton YONEX SUNRISE Hong Kong Open Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-11-17 2016-11-20 Badminton Norwegian International 2016 Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-11-17 2016-11-26 Boxing AIBA Youth World Boxing Championships 2016 Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-11-15 2016-11-20 Table Tennis ITTF World Tour, Swedish Open Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-11-15 2016-11-20 Badminton THAIHOT China Open Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-11-13 2016-11-17 Weightlifting FISU World University Championships Results
2016-11-09 2016-11-11 Table Tennis ITTF World Tour, Austrian Open Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-11-08 2016-11-13 Badminton Celcom Axiata Malaysia International Challenge 2016 Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-11-08 2016-11-13 Badminton BWF World Junior Championships Eye-Level Cups 2016 Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-11-03 2016-11-09 Shooting 6th Asian Championship Shotgun Abu Dhabi Results
2016-11-02 2016-11-06 Badminton BWF World Junior Mixed Team Championships 2016 Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-11-01 2016-11-06 Badminton Indonesia International Challenge 2016 Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-11-01 2016-11-06 Badminton Bitburger Badminton Open Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
OCTOBER
2016-10-30 2016-11-05 Hockey Women's Asian Champions Trophy Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-10-27 2016-10-30 Badminton 41st YONEX Hungarian International 2016 Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-10-26 2016-10-30 Badminton Bahrain International Challenge 2016 Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-10-25 2016-10-30 Badminton YONEX French Open Reddit thread || Spreadsheet serentiynow
2016-10-25 2016-10-29 Weightlifting Commonwealth Youth, Junior & Senior Championships Reddit thread puppuli
2016-10-20 2016-10-23 Badminton Swiss International 2016 Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-10-20 2016-10-30 Hockey Men's Asian Champions Trophy Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-10-19 2016-10-25 Weightlifting IWF Youth World Championships Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-10-18 2016-10-23 Badminton Denmark Open(World Superseries Premier) Reddit thread || Spreadsheet serentiynow
2016-10-13 2016-10-16 Badminton Danish Junior Cup 2016 Spreadsheet || Reddit thread puppuli
2016-10-12 2016-10-16 Shooting ISSF World Cup Final Shotgun Rome Spreadsheet || Reddit thread puppuli
2016-10-11 2016-10-16 Badminton YONEX Dutch Open 2016 Spreadsheet || Reddit thread puppuli
2016-10-11 2016-10-16 Badminton Chinese Taipei Masters Spreadsheet || Reddit thread puppuli
2016-10-06 2016-10-10 Shooting ISSF World Cup Final Rifle/Pistol Bologna Spreadsheet || Reddit thread puppuli
2016-10-05 2016-10-09 Badminton Blibli.com Badminton Asia U17 & U15 Junior Championships 2016 Spreadsheet || Reddit thread puppuli
2016-10-04 2016-10-09 Badminton Russian Open Grand Prix 2016 Spreadsheet || Reddit thread puppuli
2016-10-04 2016-10-09 Badminton SCG Thailand Open Spreadsheet || Reddit thread puppuli
SEPTEMBER
2016-09-28 2016-10-02 Badminton Kawasaki Vietnam International Series 2016 Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-09-28 2016-10-01 Badminton FZ FORZA Prague Open 2016 Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-09-27 2016-10-02 Badminton VICTOR Korea Open Reddit thread || Spreadsheet serentiynow
2016-09-24 2016-09-25 Archery Odense 2016 Hyundai Archery World Cup Final Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-09-22 2016-09-25 Badminton Varcolor Polish International 2016 Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-09-20 2016-09-25 Badminton YONEX Open Japan Reddit thread || Spreadsheet sriramg96
2016-09-19 2016-09-25 Wrestling World Military Championships, Skopje Results
2016-09-16 2016-09-23 Shooting ISSF Junior world cup 2016 Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-09-14 2016-09-17 Badminton YONEX Belgian International 2016 Spreadsheet || Reddit thread serentiynow
2016-09-14 2016-09-18 Shooting 6th World University Shooting Sport Championship Results
2016-09-13 2016-09-18 Badminton Pembangunan Jaya Raya Junior Grand Prix 2016 (Under 19) Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-09-13 2016-09-18 Wrestling Cadet World Championship, Tbilisi Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-09-07 2016-09-18 Paralympics Paralympics 2016 Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-09-06 2016-09-10 Badminton Celcom Axiata Malaysia International Youth U-19 2016 Spreadsheet || Reddit thread puppuli
2016-09-06 2016-09-11 Badminton YONEX SUNRISE Indonesian Masters 2016 Spreadsheet || Reddit thread serentiynow
2016-09-01 2016-09-04 Badminton Yonex Sunrise India Junior International Badminton Championships 2016 Spreadsheet || Reddit thread puppuli
AUGUST
2016-08-31 2016-09-04 Badminton 3rd YONEX Brazil Grand Prix 2016 Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-08-31 2016-09-04 Table Tennis ITTF World Tour, Czech Open Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
2016-08-30 2016-09-04 Wrestling Junior World Championship, Macon Reddit thread || Spreadsheet cricketfan27488
2016-08-30 2016-09-03 Badminton OUE Singapore International Series 2016 Reddit thread || Spreadsheet puppuli
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2016.08.12 11:33 WashtarHendrix The Unbelievable Story of Washtar Hendrix

Hi Brian and Phoebe, Thank you for selecting me as last week's Poll Results co-winner. This is an incredibly distinguished honor that I plan to include on my résumé. I just want to say that I love your podcast. The always interesting conspiracy information that you provide, combined with the incessant wit and humor from both the hosts and the podcast's devoted followers, has made me a loyal Unbeliever. I like the contrast and chemistry between Hollywood Byran and Big Apple Phoebe. It's a great match, and you play off of each other very well, and I enjoy hearing your differing lines of reasoning and points of view. Since you guys take such a sincere interest in your listeners lives and talents and champion their deeds and accomplishments, I thought that you might be interested in my quest to become the Jimi Hendrix of the washtar. It all started one day as I was sitting in my local Schneider's Deli, peacefully eating a hamburger. (I can't stand their hot dogs!) I was sitting there contemplating the future of my career as a guitarist when I noticed five men and one woman playing with a Quija Board at the table next to me. They were all dressed in military fatigues, which was kind of strange because there were not any military bases nearby. They saw me looking at them and asked if I would like to try their Quija Board. (They pronounced it Wee-Ja like Europeans.) My career was going nowhere, so I thought that maybe I needed to pick up my mind and read a board. I asked the Quija board what my future held three different times, and all three times the board responded with the same single word. WASHTAR. At the time I didn't know what this message meant. (I had not yet heard the Lizardman episode.) The six soldiers told me that they thought that it meant that I was suppose to accompany them on their secret mission to the Florida Panhandle. I had a gut feeling that this was untrue, so I declined their offer, but they insisted that I come with them. They even tried using mind control tricks and hypnosis on me but to no avail. Long story, I fought it off. I went home and looked up "washtar" on my iPhone. I couldn't use my laptop because it had been stolen from my parked car. I could live with the thieves breaking my car window and stealing my laptop and one of my favorite guitars, but did they have to flip my car over? Anyway, I found Roy Atkinson's website and saw my first washtar. I somehow knew instantly that this was my future path and called Roy and ordered one of his beautiful creations. Like guitarists Uli Jon Roth of the Scorpions and Richie Blackmore of Deep Purple who had forsaken rock guitar for neoclassical and medieval/baroque guitar respectively, I put down the guitar and began to spent hours each day practicing the washtar. I was still making my living as a guitar player, but over time I started to play solo gigs at small bars with my washtar, bringing its mesmerizing, rhythmic sound to the people. The first gigs did not go well. People would get up and leave without giving washtar music a chance. You would think that at least seven people would be able to tell the difference between stale pop songs written by a Illuminati stooge and a brand new musical genre. I even heard one patron remark to their companion while walking out the door, " Is this a real show?" Thing were not boding well for me and my washtar, but my luck would soon change. I was traveling with my band to play a gig in Austin when we stopped in Lafayette, Louisiana, for something to eat. That’s where I heard a Zydeco band playing. One of the band members was playing a washboard, and I knew that my washtar would fit perfectly with this joyful, infectious music. I told my band mates that I was leaving the band, and as soon as I got home, I packed my car and headed for Louisiana. I had found my new home, and I would soon form a progressive Zydeco band with the washtar at the forefront. Not long after I arrived in Louisiana I was eating lunch one day at Piccadilly's Cafeteria in the Mall St. Vincent near Barksdale Air Force Base, (great food, free ice cream for dessert and more than 31 flavors) when I heard strange, droning music coming from somewhere in the mall. I followed this wonderful, spellbinding sound to a music store. There, I saw a young man playing a long, wooden, hollow tube. "What is that?" I asked ecstatically, unable to contain my admiration for the fascinating instrument. The man who was also the store clerk told me that it was a didgeridoo, an instrument invented by the Aboriginal natives of Australia. As we talked, he told me that he was a classically trained pianist but a few years ago, after traveling to Australia and hearing the didgeridoo for the first time, he felt a calling to learn and master this instrument to express an unfilled void in his soul. I asked him his name and when he told me that it was Herbert Herbert (the last name is pronounced "a-bear" in Louisiana) I knew that it was kismet. I had found a musical soul mate. A Lennon to my McCartney. I told him of my musical vision of a progressive Zydeco band that would incorporate both new and traditional instruments and asked if he would like to help me form an ensemble. He jumped at the chance, saying that things were getting weird around the store anyway. He said that lately at least two or three times a week, tall, French speaking albinos covered in gold and silver jewelry would come in and purchase pianos that they couldn't even play. He also told me that he knew some local musicians who would love to form a band with us. He made a few phone call, and we soon had a swinging little Zydeco combo that was gigging five night a week. After only a few months, we had an agent and manager and embarked on a tour of the South and Southwest. In addition to Herbert (didgeridoo, accordion, & keyboards) and myself (washtar & guitar), our band consists of A. Conrad Breaux (bass) and his twin sister Sherron (fiddle & mandolin) and Jim Bob Taylor (drums). Jim Bob would only join if we named the band in honor of his father who was disgraced and run out of his hometown in Kentucky in the 1950s after a close encounter with some sort of UFO. Something about bringing dishonor to the town due to his poor skills with a shotgun. So we named our band, "Billy Ray And The Back Flip Goblins." The twins are a bit strange but are great musicians, so we take their eccentric behavior in stride. A. Conrad, called Acon for short and Sherron accent on the second syllable (I think it’s a Louisiana pronunciation) refuse to ride on the tour bus and follow behind in a silver van with colorful lights all over it. The inside of the van is covered in thick, fluffy, red shag carpet. They both dress in long silk jumpsuits. I think they were influenced by the picture of the band Rush on the back of their 2112 album. If you come and see us in concert, tell Phoebe to be careful around Acon. He is quite the ladies man and regularly picks up women. I mean literally, picking them up and taking them back to the van after the show. Sherron is very sweet. She has a botany degree and is a vegetarian. She's always stopping the van to pick plants and roots. This brings me to my second reason for writing. Shortly after our tour started, I noticed two men in black suits who were always in the audience at our shows. They seem especially interested in Acon and Sherron. They have been at almost every show that we've done on this tour. Are they super fans or music agents interested in Acon and Sherron? We don't know! Perhaps you two could provide some input on these guys. Anyhow, other than the two stalkers in black, the tour is going great. Herbert, Jim Bob, and Sherron handle most of the vocals, leaving me to explore the many intricacies of the washtar. We now close the show with our version of the "Lizardman Stomp." Our encore is a kick ass cover of that old song "Marie Laveau" with Herbert taking the high vocal. He can really scream like a . . . a witch. That about bring ya'll up to date. Brian welcome to the south. Phoebe, I want to reassure you that not all Southerners are hillbillies and rednecks. To paraphrase A. C. Dollar Sign, some of us totally respect you. I am writing to you on my new laptop on the back of the tour bus. I know that my odyssey sounds, dare I say, unbelievable, but I swear that I have not embellished my story one little bit. Well okay, maybe a little, but why would I lie about something like that? I have attached an itinerary of our remaining tour dates. I hope that you both will get a chance to catch one of our shows. Perhaps you can share our tour dates with your listeners. I would love to meet some fellow Unbelievers. Again, thanks for such a great podcast. I enjoy listening to the earlier episodes late at night on the bus traveling across this great nation while practicing my washtar. I'm really good at it. P.S. Please help me get in contact with listener Lead Washtar Player. I would really like to jam with him (or her) and confer about the instrument that we both are striving to master. I would like to invite LWP to come to Louisiana and help Herbert and me with our latest project. A concerto for washtar, didgeridoo, and orchestra. Also, I would love to buy a t-shirt if you have any left. I promise to wear it onstage, letting my Unbeliever freak flag fly. P.P.S. After our last gig, I had some time on my hands and went to visit a psychic. She read my fortune and said that I had some negative energy inside me. Don't worry. I was able to get rid of these bad vibes for only $300.00 dollars. What a great deal! She sold me a candle to burn off the negative energy. I know what you're thinking. Now, something's wrong here. But she told me something that made me believe in her. She said that I had recently started to listen to a program of some kind in which the hosts were some sort of channeling agents. "These agents," she said, "have the secrets of the universe that they will impart to you in time." Then she said, "OR DO THEY?" Sincerely, Washtar Hendrix

TOUR DATES

Date City & Venue
Aug. 5th thru 7th Dulce, NM -Bob Lazer's Bar & Grill (Home of the reversed engineered cheeseburger)
Aug. 9th & 10th Marfa, TX - Planet Marfa
Aug. 13th thru 16th Aurora, TX - Judge Proctor's Windmill Saloon
Aug. 17th Fouke, AR - Boggy Creek General Store
Aug. 18th thru 20th Texas City, TX - Nightlights
Aug 23rd thru 27th Pascagoula, MS - Amory's Seafood (All You Can Eat Elephant Size Lobster Claws)
Aug. 31 thru Sept. 3rd Gulf Breeze, FL - Walters' Interstellar House OF Pancakes
Sept. 6th & 7th Myakka, FL - The Smelly Simian
Sept 8th thru 19th Bishopville, SC - Harry & Harry Too
Sept 13th & 14th Blowing Rock, NC - The Brown Mountain Illumination Pub
Sept 16th & 17th Pt. Pleasant, WVA - Mothman Festival
Sept 20th & 21st Blackstone, VA - Schwartz's Bigfoot Tavern
Sept 23rd & 24th Hopkinsville, KY - Lucky's Dew Drop Inn
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(includes 5 punctuation symbols) Quartz glyph job vex’d cwm finks. (The act of carving symbols into quartz irritated ruffians from a Welsh river valley.) Quartz jock vends BMW glyph fix. The glib czar junks my VW Fox PDQ. Longer pangrams in English (in order of fewest letters used) Nymphs blitz quick vex dwarf jog. (27 letters) DJs flock by when MTV ax quiz prog. (27 letters) (2 acronyms, 1 abbreviation and a US spelling) Big fjords vex quick waltz nymph. (27 letters) Bawds jog, flick quartz, vex nymph. (27 letters) Waltz job vexed quick frog nymphs. (28 letters) (new variation on 29 letter version) Junk MTV quiz graced by fox whelps. (28 letters) (Includes abbreviation) Bawds jog, flick quartz, vex nymphs. (28 letters) Waltz, bad nymph, for quick jigs vex! (28 letters) Waltz, nymph, for quick jigs vex Bud! (28 letters) (Includes proper noun) Fox nymphs grab quick-jived waltz. (28 letters) Brick quiz whangs jumpy veldt fox. (28 letters) Glib jocks quiz nymph to vex dwarf. (28 letters) Bright vixens jump; dozy fowl quack. (29 letters) Vexed nymphs go for quick waltz job. (29 letters) Quick wafting zephyrs vex bold Jim. (29 letters) (Includes proper noun) Quick zephyrs blow, vexing daft Jim. (29 letters) (Includes proper noun) Quick blowing zephyrs vex daft Jim. (29 letters) (Includes proper noun) Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow! (29 letters) (Used by Adobe InDesign when providing samples of all fonts.) Sex-charged fop blew my junk TV quiz. (29 letters) (Includes abbreviation) Both fickle dwarves jinx my pig quiz. (30 letters) Fat hag dwarves quickly zap jinx mob. (30 letters) Hick dwarves jam blitzing foxy quip. (30 letters) Fox dwarves chop my talking quiz job. (30 letters) Public junk dwarves quiz mighty fox. (30 letters) Jack fox bids ivy-strewn phlegm quiz. (30 letters) (Includes proper noun) How quickly daft jumping zebras vex. (30 letters) Two driven jocks help fax my big quiz. (30 letters) “Now fax quiz Jack!” my brave ghost pled. (30 letters) (Includes proper noun) Jack, love my big wad of sphinx quartz! (30 letters) (Includes proper noun) Do wafting zephyrs quickly vex Jumbo? (31 letters) (Includes proper noun) Go, lazy fat vixen; be shrewd, jump quick. (31 letters) Fickle jinx bog dwarves spy math quiz. (31 letters) Big dwarves heckle my top quiz of jinx. (31 letters) Fickle bog dwarves jinx empathy quiz. (31 letters) Public junk dwarves hug my quartz fox. (31 letters) Jumping hay dwarves flock quartz box. (31 letters) Five jumping wizards hex bolty quick. (31 letters) Five hexing wizard bots jump quickly. (31 letters) Quick fox jumps nightly above wizard. (31 letters) Vamp fox held quartz duck just by wing. (31 letters) Five quacking zephyrs jolt my wax bed. (31 letters) (Used by Mac OS X when previewing TrueType fonts.) The five boxing wizards jump quickly. (31 letters) (Used by XXDiff as sample text) Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz. 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(33 letters) Jumpy halfling dwarves pick quartz box. (33 letters) Schwarzkopf vexed Iraq big-time in July. (33 letters) (Includes proper nouns) Vex quest wizard, judge my backflop hand. (33 letters) The jay, pig, fox, zebra and my wolves quack! (33 letters) Blowzy red vixens fight for a quick jump. (33 letters) Sex prof gives back no quiz with mild joy. (33 letters) (Includes abbreviation) The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. (33 letters) (A variant of the better-known, but longer, version with the in place of a, below.) A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. (33 letters) (This variation contains all 26 letters in lower case) Quest judge wizard bonks foxy chimp love. (34 letters) Boxers had zap of gay jock love, quit women. (34 letters, each consonant used only once) Joaquin Phoenix was gazed by MTV for luck. (34 letters) (Includes proper nouns and abbreviation) JCVD might pique a sleazy boxer with funk.[2] (34 letters) (Includes abbreviation of proper noun) Quizzical twins proved my hijack-bug fix. (34 letters) Fix problem quickly with galvanized jets. (35 letters) The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. (35 letters) (Used to test typewriters and computer keyboards, and as sample text; famous for its coherency, dating back to 1888. Sometimes erroneously quoted with “jumped”, omitting the letter s.) Waxy and quivering, jocks fumble the pizza. (35 letters) When zombies arrive, quickly fax judge Pat. (35 letters) (Includes proper noun) Heavy boxes perform quick waltzes and jigs. (36 letters) A wizard’s job is to vex chumps quickly in fog. (36 letters) Sympathizing would fix Quaker objectives. (36 letters) (Includes proper noun) Pack my red box with five dozen quality jugs. (36 letters) BlewJ’s computer quiz favored proxy hacking. 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(39 letters) (From flavor text in a card in the Magic: the Gathering card game[3]) The lazy major was fixing Cupid’s broken quiver. (39 letters) (Includes proper noun) Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes. (40 letters) (only 5 words – fewer than all others in this list) Jacky can now give six big tips from the old quiz. (40 letters) Lovak won the squad prize cup for sixty big jumps. (40 letters) J. Fox made five quick plays to win the big prize. (40 letters) Foxy diva Jennifer Lopez wasn’t baking my quiche. (41 letters) (Includes proper noun) Cozy lummox gives smart squid who asks for job pen. (41 letters) (Used for font samples by the Macintosh, post-System 7, as well as on certain Palm products) By Jove, my quick study of lexicography won a prize. (41 letters) (Includes proper noun) Levi Lentz packed my bag with six quarts of juice. (41 letters) Painful zombies quickly watch a jinxed graveyard. (42 letters) Fax back Jim’s Gwyneth Paltrow video quiz. 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(46 letters) A very big box sailed up then whizzed quickly from Japan. (46 letters) Battle of Thermopylae: Quick javelin grazed wry Xerxes. (46 letters) (Includes proper nouns) Jack quietly moved up front and seized the big ball of wax. (47 letters) (Includes proper noun) Few black taxis drive up major roads on quiet hazy nights. (47 letters) Just poets wax boldly as kings and queens march over fuzz. (47 letters) Bored? Craving a pub quiz fix? Why, just come to the Royal Oak! (47 letters) (Used to advertise a pub quiz in Bowness-on-Windermere) Quincy Pondexter blocked five jams against the Wizards! (47 letters) (Includes proper nouns) Crazy Frederick bought many very exquisite opal jewels. (48 letters) (Includes proper noun) A quivering Texas zombie fought republic linked jewelry. (48 letters) (Includes proper noun) Grumpy wizards make toxic brew for the evil queen and jack. (48 letters) (Used by Google Fonts) The job of waxing linoleum frequently peeves chintzy kids. (49 letters) Back in June we delivered oxygen equipment of the same size. (49 letters) (Includes proper noun) Just keep examining every low bid quoted for zinc etchings. (49 letters) (Used in many type specimen books for letterpress printers) How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts! (49 letters) (Used for font samples by the Macintosh, System 7 era) A quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gunboats. (49 letters) All questions asked by five watched experts amaze the judge. (49 letters) Bobby Klun awarded Jayme sixth place for her very high quiz. (50 letters) The wizard quickly jinxed the gnomes before they vaporized. (50 letters) Zelda might fix the job growth plans very quickly on Monday. (50 letters) Zack Gappow saved the job requirement list for the six boys. (50 letters) Jackie will budget for the most expensive zoology equipment. (51 letters) Quirky spud boys can jam after zapping five worthy Polysixes. (51 letters) (Includes proper noun) Jim quickly realized that the beautiful gowns are expensive. (51 letters) English phonetic pangrams Pangrams which use all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters): “With tenure, Suzie’d have all the more leisure for yachting, but her publications are no good.” (for certain US accents and phonological analyses) “Shaw, those twelve beige hooks are joined if I patch a young, gooey mouth.” (perfect for certain accents with the cot-caught merger) “Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?” (perfect for certain Received Pronunciation accents) “The beige hue on the waters of the loch impressed all, including the French queen, before she heard that symphony again, just as young Arthur wanted.” (a phonetic, not merely phonemic, pangram. It contains both nasals [m] and [ɱ] (as in ‘symphony’), the fricatives [x] (as in ‘loch’) and [ç] (as in ‘hue’), and the ‘dark L’ [ɫ] (as in ‘all’) - in other words, it contains different allophones.) Other languages Arabic صِف خَلقَ خَودِ كَمِثلِ الشَمسِ إِذ بَزَغَت — يَحظى الضَجيعُ بِها نَجلاءَ مِعطارِ (A poem by Al Farāhīdi) هلا سكنت بذي ضغثٍ فقد زعموا — شخصت تطلب ظبياً راح مجتازا اصبر على حفظ خضر واستشر فطنا، وزج همك في بغداذ منثملا نصٌّ حكيمٌ لهُ سِرٌّ قاطِعٌ وَذُو شَأنٍ عَظيمٍ مكتوبٌ على ثوبٍ أخضرَ ومُغلفٌ بجلدٍ أزرق naṣun ḥakymun lahu syrun qāṭiʿun wa ḏu šānin ʿẓymin maktubun ʿala ṯubin aẖḍra wa muġalafun biǧildin azraq A wise text which has an absolute secret and great importance, written on a green cloth and covered with blue leather (it has a riddle built into it) ابجد هوز حطي كلمن سعفص قرشت ثخذ ضظغ أبجد هوز ترتيب الحروف العبرية والعربية من اللغات الساميَّة Azeri Zəfər, jaketini də papağını da götür, bu axşam hava çox soyuq olacaq. Zafer (male name), take your jacket and cap, it will be very cold tonight. Breton Yec’hed mat Jakez ! Skarzhit ar gwerennoù-mañ, kavet e vo gwin betek fin ho puhez. Bulgarian Ах чудна българска земьо, полюшвай цъфтящи жита. Ah, wonderful Bulgarian land, shake the blooming wheat fields. Жълтата дюля беше щастлива, че пухът, който цъфна, замръзна като гьон. The yellow quince was happy that the fluff which bloomed froze like sole-leather. За миг бях в чужд плюшен скърцащ фотьойл. (Used for font samples by the Macintosh, in the localized System 7) For a moment I was in someone else’s plush squeaking armchair. Вкъщи не яж сьомга с фиде без ракийка и хапка люта чушчица! At home, do not eat salmon with soup noodles without rakia and a bit of hot paprika! Под южно дърво, цъфтящо в синьо, бягаше малко пухкаво зайче. Under a southern tree, blooming in blue, ran a little fluffy bunny. Шугав льохман, държащ птицечовка без сейф и ютия. A mangy lummox, holding a platypus without a safe and flat iron. Я, пазачът Вальо уж бди, а скришом хапва кюфтенца зад щайгите. Why, Valyo the guard is supposed to be watching, and yet he’s secretly eating meatballs behind the crates. Хълцайки много, въздесъщият позьор, Юрий жабока, фучеше. Hiccuping intensely, the famous poseur, Yuri the frog, was sputtering. Гномът Доцьо приключи спящ в шейна за жаби. Dotsyo the Gnome ended up sleeping in a carriage for frogs. Щиглецът се яде само пържен в юфка без чушки и хвойна. Goldfinch is only eaten fried with noodles, without peppers and juniper. Фучейки и хълцайки, кьоравият грухтящ шопар жадно стъпка зюмбюлите Snorting and whimpering, the grunting blind boar hungrily trampled the hyacinths. Хълцащ змей плюе шофьор стигнал чуждия бивак. A hiccuping dragon spits at a driver who has reached someone else’s campsite. Щурчо Цоньо хапваше ловджийско кюфте с бяла гъмза. Tsonyo the cricket was eating a hunter-style meatball with white Gamza wine. Catalan (with all letters and diacritics) «Dóna amor que seràs feliç!». Això, il•lús company geniüt, ja és un lluït rètol blavís d’onze kWh. “Give love and you’ll be happy!”. This, ingenuous fellow with bad temper, is already in a blue sign of 11kWh. (with ç) Jove xef, porti whisky amb quinze glaçons d’hidrogen, coi! Young chef, bring whisky with fifteen hydrogen ice cubes, darn! Aqueix betzol, Jan, comprava whisky de figa That idiot, Jan, was buying fig whisky Zel de grum: quetxup, whisky, cafè, bon vi; ja! Coi! quinze jans golafres de Xàtiva, beuen whisky a pams Cherokee ᎠᏍᎦᏯᎡᎦᎢᎾᎨᎢᎣᏍᏓᎤᎩᏍᏗᎥᎴᏓᎯᎲᎢᏔᎵᏕᎦᏟᏗᏖᎸᎳᏗᏗᎧᎵᎢᏘᎴᎩ ᏙᏱᏗᏜᏫᏗᏣᏚᎦᏫᏛᏄᏓᎦᏝᏃᎠᎾᏗᎭᏞᎦᎯᎦᏘᏓᏠᎨᏏᏕᏡᎬᏢᏓᏥᏩᏝᎡᎢᎪᎢ ᎠᎦᏂᏗᎮᎢᎫᎩᎬᏩᎴᎢᎠᏆᏅᏛᎫᏊᎾᎥᎠᏁᏙᎲᏐᏈᎵᎤᎩᎸᏓᏭᎷᏤᎢᏏᏉᏯᏌᏊ ᎤᏂᏋᎢᏡᎬᎢᎰᏩᎬᏤᎵᏍᏗᏱᎩᎱᎱᎤᎩᎴᎢᏦᎢᎠᏂᏧᏣᏨᎦᏥᎪᎥᏌᏊᎤᎶᏒᎢᎢᏡᎬᎢ ᎹᎦᎺᎵᏥᎻᎼᏏᎽᏗᏩᏂᎦᏘᎾᎿᎠᏁᎬᎢᏅᎩᎾᏂᎡᎢᏌᎶᎵᏎᎷᎠᏑᏍᏗᏪᎩ ᎠᎴ ᏬᏗᏲᏭᎾᏓᏍᏓᏴᏁᎢᎤᎦᏅᏮᏰᎵᏳᏂᎨᎢ. Croatian Gojazni đačić s biciklom drži hmelj i finu vatu u džepu nošnje. (Used by Microsoft Office as sample text for Croatian language.) The overweight little schoolboy with a bike is holding hops and fine cotton in the pocket of his attire. Czech Nechť již hříšné saxofony ďáblů rozezvučí síň úděsnými tóny waltzu, tanga a quickstepu. (All 42 letters of the Czech alphabet, 72 letters in total) Let the sinful saxophones of devils finally make the hall resonate with the frightful tones of waltz, tango and quickstep. Příliš žluťoučký kůň úpěl ďábelské ódy. (All the non-ASCII letters of the Czech alphabet – popular sentence for character sets testing) Unduly yellowish horse was groaning devilish odes. Hleď, toť přízračný kůň v mátožné póze šíleně úpí. Behold, tis the eerie horse in tottering affectation groaning like crazy. Zvlášť zákeřný učeň s ďolíčky běží podél zóny úlů. Particularly insidious apprentice with dimples is running along the zone of hives. Loď čeří kýlem tůň obzvlášť v Grónské úžině. A vessel ripples a pool by its keel, especially in the strait of Greenland. Ó, náhlý déšť již zvířil prach a čilá laň teď běží s houfcem gazel k úkrytům. Oh, sudden rain has already whirled the dust and a spry doe now gallops with a flock of gazelles for the shelter. Danish (Each letter exactly once) Høj bly gom vandt fræk sexquiz på wc Tall shy groom won dirty sex quiz on W.C. Quizdeltagerne spiste jordbær med fløde, mens cirkusklovnen Walther spillede på xylofon. The quiz contestants ate strawberry with cream while Walter the circus clown played the xylophone. Dzongkha ཨ་ཡིག་དཀར་མཛེས་ལས་འཁྲུངས་ཤེས་བློའི་གཏེར༎ ཕས་རྒོལ་ཝ་སྐྱེས་ཟིལ་གནོན་གདོང་ལྔ་བཞིན༎ ཆགས་ཐོགས་ཀུན་བྲལ་མཚུངས་མེད་འཇམ་དབྱངསམཐུས༎ མཧཱ་མཁས་པའི་གཙོ་བོ་ཉིད་འགྱུར་ཅིག། Esperanto Eble ĉiu kvazaŭ-deca fuŝĥoraĵo ĝojigos homtipon. Maybe every quasi-fitting bungle-choir makes a human type happy. Laŭ Ludoviko Zamenhof bongustas freŝa ĉeĥa manĝaĵo kun spicoj. According to Ludwig Zamenhof, fresh Czech food with spices tastes good. Estonian Põdur Zagrebi tšellomängija-följetonist Ciqo külmetas kehvas garaažis Ill-healthy cellist-feuilletonist Ciqo from Zagreb was being cold in a poor garage. (used in KDE font selection). See väike mölder jõuab rongile hüpata This small miller is able to jump to train (used in localized version of Microsoft Word in Office XP, contains all non-foreign letters) Jubedalt möirgav lõukoer hüppas tänaval Terribly roaring lion jumped on street Finnish (A perfect pangram which does not include characters only found in foreign or loanwords (b, c, f, q, w, x, z, å)): Törkylempijävongahdus Muckysnogger booty-call. (Without the foreign characters c, q, x, z, w, å) Albert osti fagotin ja töräytti puhkuvan melodian. Albert bought a bassoon and blasted a puffing melody. (used in older versions of Word Perfect). (Without the foreign characters b, c, f, q, w, x, z, å) Lorun sangen pieneksi hyödyksi jäivät suomen kirjaimet. The quite small benefit of the rhyme was the letters of Finnish. Hyvän lorun sangen pieneksi hyödyksi jäi suomen kirjaimet. Modification of the previous one where the first letter is repeated (in the case the capital first letter is used but all the small letters are needed): The quite small benefit of the good rhyme was the letters of Finnish. (All characters, including foreign ones): Fahrenheit ja Celsius yrjösivät Åsan backgammon-peliin, Volkswagenissa, daiquirin ja ZX81:n yhteisvaikutuksesta. Fahrenheit and Celsius threw up on Åsa’s Backgammon board, in a Volkswagen, due to the coeffect of daiquiri and a ZX81. (All characters, including foreign ones): Charles Darwin jammaili Åken hevixylofonilla Qatarin yöpub Zeligissä. Charles Darwin was jamming on Åke’s heavy metal xylophone in the Qatar night pub Zelig. (All characters, including foreign ones): Wieniläinen sioux’ta puhuva ökyzombie diggaa Åsan roquefort-tacoja. The Sioux-speaking filthy rich zombie from Vienna digs Åsa’s Roquefort tacos. French Buvez de ce whisky que le patron juge fameux. (36) Drink some of this whisky which the boss finds excellent. Portez ce vieux whisky au juge blond qui fume Take this old whisky to the blond smoking judge Portez ce vieux whisky au juge blond qui a fumé. (variant with “é”) Take this old whisky to the blond judge who has smoked. Bâchez la queue du wagon-taxi avec les pyjamas du fakir Tarpaulin up the taxi-railcar tail with the fakir’s pajamas Voyez le brick géant que j’examine près du wharf See the giant brig which I examine near the wharf Voix ambiguë d’un cœur qui au zéphyr préfère les jattes de kiwi Ambiguous voice of a heart which prefers kiwi bowls to a zephyr Monsieur Jack, vous dactylographiez bien mieux que votre ami Wolf Mister Jack, you typed much better than your friend Wolf [was used in the Swiss army to check the keyboard of typewriters before teletransmission] West Frisian Alve bazige froulju wachtsje op dyn komst Eleven bossy women await your arrival German (no umlauts or ß): Sylvia wagt quick den Jux bei Pforzheim Sylvia dares quickly the joke near Pforzheim (no umlauts or ß): Franz jagt im komplett verwahrlosten Taxi quer durch Bayern Franz chases in the completely shabby cab straight through Bavaria (with umlauts and ß): Victor jagt zwölf Boxkämpfer quer über den großen Sylter Deich Victor chases twelve boxers across the great dam of Sylt (with umlauts and ß, each letter exactly once, according to the pre-1996 spelling rules): “Fix, Schwyz!” quäkt Jürgen blöd vom Paß “Quick, Schwyz!” Jürgen squawks zanily from the pass “Falsches Üben von Xylophonmusik quält jeden größeren Zwerg” (used by KDE) Wrong practising of xylophone music bothers every larger dwarf Greek Ταχίστη αλώπηξ βαφής ψημένη γη, δρασκελίζει υπέρ νωθρού κυνός Takhístè alôpèx vaphês psèménè gè, draskelízei ypér nòthroý kynós The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog (where brown is assigned by “colour of roasted earth”) Ξεσκεπάζω τὴν ψυχοφθόρα βδελυγμία. Xeskepazó tin psychofthóra vdelygmía. I uncover the soul-destroying abhorrence. Ζαφείρι δέξου πάγκαλο, βαθῶν ψυχῆς τὸ σῆμα. Receive an excellent sapphire, denoting profundity of soul. διαφυλάξτε γενικά τη ζωή σας από βαθειά ψυχικά τραύματα protect in general your life from deep psychological wounds Notable pangrams found occurring in ancient Greek literature include: Homeric Hymn to Hermes 22-24 Pindar, Olympian 6 21-24 Aeschylus, Agamemnon 439-444 Euripides, Alcestis 169-172, Hercules 927-930, Bacchae 719b-723a Isaeus, De Hagnia, section 31 (ἐλέλυθεν…λήψεσθαι) Lycurgus, Against Leocrates 100.3-6 Lysias 12.93.3-5 Thucydides, from the last four words of 4.115.2 through the first ten words of 4.115.3 Hebrew דג סקרן שט בים מאוכזב ולפתע מצא חברה dg sqrn šṭ bjM mʾwkzb wlptʿ mṣʾ ḥbrh (A curious fish sailed the sea disappointedly, and suddenly found company) כך התרסק נפץ על גוזל קטן, שדחף את צבי למים kk htrsq npṣ ʿl gwzl qṭn, šdḥp ʾt ṣbj lmjm An explosive crashed into a small chick, which pushed my deer into the water. (Includes all medial and final forms, here indicated by bold letters.) שפן אכל קצת גזר בטעם חסה, ודי. špn ʾkl qṣt gzr bṭʿm ḥsh, wdj (A hyrax ate some lettuce flavored carrot and that’s it) Each letter occurs exactly once. עטלף אבק נס דרך מזגן שהתפוצץ כי חם (A “dust bat” escaped through the air conditioner, which exploded due to the heat) All 22 in the Hebrew alphabet with all medial and final forms או הנסה אלהים, לבוא לקחת לו גוי מקרב גוי, במסת באתת ובמופתים ובמלחמה וביד חזקה ובזרוע נטויה, ובמוראים גדלים: ככל אשר-עשה לכם יהוה אלהיכם, במצרים—לעיניך (Deuteronomy 4:34) לכן חכו לי נאם יהוה ליום קומי לעד, כי משפטי לאסף גוים לקבצי ממלכות, לשפך עליהם זעמי כל חרון אפי, כי באש קנאתי תאכל כל הארץ (Zephaniah 3:8 – the only verse in the Hebrew Bible that contains all medial forms of the letters plus all final forms) Hindi ऋषियों को सताने वाले दुष्ट राक्षसों के राजा रावण का सर्वनाश करने वाले विष्णुवतार भगवान श्रीराम, अयोध्या के महाराज दशरथ के बड़े सपुत्र थे। Hungarian Jó foxim és don Quijote húszwattos lámpánál ülve egy pár bűvös cipőt készít. My good foxterrier and don Quixote are making a pair of magic shoes by a 20-watt lamp. Árvíztűrő tükörfúrógép A flood-resistant mirror drill Icelandic Kæmi ný öxi hér, ykist þjófum nú bæði víl og ádrepa. If a new axe were here, thieves would feel increasing deterrence and punishment. (each letter exactly once): Svo hölt, yxna kýr þegði jú um dóp í fé á bæ. A cow in heat with such a limp would admittedly keep silent about drugs in sheep on a farm. (each letter exactly once, with z (obsolete spelling)): Þú dazt á hnéð í vök og yfir blóm sexý pæju. You fell on the knee in a hole in the ice and over a sexy girl’s flower. Igbo Nne, nna, wepụ he’l’ụjọ dum n’ime ọzụzụ ụmụ, vufesi obi nye Chukwu, ṅụrịanụ, gbakọọnụ kpaa, kwee ya ka o guzoshie ike; ọ ghaghị ito, nwapụta ezi agwa. (all 36 letters and diacritics). Indonesian Muharjo seorang xenofobia universal yang takut pada warga jazirah, contohnya Qatar. Muharjo is a universal xenophobic who fears the peninsula residents, such as Qatar. Saya lihat foto Hamengkubuwono XV bersama enam zebra purba cantik yang jatuh dari Alquranmu. I saw a photo of Hamengkubuwono XV along with six beautiful ancient zebra which fell from your Koran. Hafiz mengendarai bajaj payah-payah ke warnet-x untuk mencetak lembar verifikasi dalam kertas quarto. Irish D’fhuascail Íosa Úrmhac na hÓighe Beannaithe pór Éava agus Ádhaimh D’ḟuascail Íosa Úrṁac na hÓiġe Beannaiṫe pór Éaḃa agus Áḋaiṁ Jesus, Son of the blessed Virgin, redeemed the seed of Eve and Adam. Ċuaiġ bé ṁórṡáċ le dlúṫspád fíorḟinn trí hata mo ḋea-ṗorcáin ḃig A greatly satisfied woman went with a truly white dense spade through the hat of my good little well-fattened pig (uses both regular and lenited (with dot above) letters) Italian Pangrams in Italian normally omit the foreign letters j, k, w, x, and y. Quel fez sghembo copre davanti That slanted fez covers the front. Ma la volpe, col suo balzo, ha raggiunto il quieto Fido. But the fox with her leap has reached the still Fido. [”Fido” is a name commonly given to dogs.] Quel vituperabile xenofobo zelante assaggia il whisky ed esclama: alleluja! That blameworthy, zealous xenophobe tastes his whisky and exclaims: Alleluja! Pranzo d’acqua fa volti sghembi. Lunch of water makes lopsided faces. O templi, quarzi, vigne, fidi boschi! O temples, quartzes, vines, faithful woods! Che tempi brevi, zio, quando solfeggi. Such short times, uncle, when you sol-fa. Qualche notizia pavese mi fa sbadigliare. Some news from Pavia makes me yawn. In quel campo si trovan funghi in abbondanza. In that field, mushrooms are to be found in abundance. Qualche vago ione tipo zolfo, bromo, sodio. Some vague ions, like sulfur, bromine, sodium. Berlusconi? Quiz, tv, paghe da fame. (Umberto Eco)[4] Tv? Quiz, Br, Flm, Dc… Oh, spenga! (Umberto Eco, 1979, without foreign letters) Japanese Since there are tens of thousands of kanji characters, Japanese pangrams are ones containing all kana. Iroha Uta いろはにほへと ちりぬるを わかよたれそ つねならむ うゐのおくやま けふこえて あさきゆめみし ゑひもせす(ん) irohanihoheto chirinuruwo wakayotareso tsunenaramu uwinookuyama kefukoete asakiyumemishi yehimosesu(n) 色は匂へど 散りぬるを 我が世誰ぞ 常ならむ 有為の奥山 今日越えて 浅き夢見じ 酔ひもせず(ん) * The poem Iroha uses all 47 classical kana characters exactly once, and it comes in the form of a poem. (The characters ゐ and ゑ are obsolete in modern Japanese.) Iroha is so classically entrenched that any modern construction of a Japanese pangram in classical form is called iroha-uta. Tori Naku Uta とりなくこゑす ゆめさませ みよあけわたる ひんかしを そらいろはえて おきつへに ほふねむれゐぬ もやのうち torinakukowesu yumesamase miyoakewataru hinkashiwo sorairohaete okitsuheni hofunemurewinu moyanōchi. 鳥啼く声す 夢覚ませ 見よ明け渡る 東を 空色栄えて 沖つ辺に 帆船群れゐぬ 靄の中 * Awaken from dreaming to the voice of the crying bird and see the coming daylight turning the east sky-blue; shrouded in mist is a flock of ships on the open sea Ametsuchi No Uta あめ つち ほし そら / やま かは みね たに / くも きり むろ こけ / ひと いぬ うへ すゑ / ゆわ さる おふ せよ / えのえを なれ ゐて 天 地 星 空 / 山 川 峰 谷 / 雲 霧 室 苔 / 人 犬 上 末 / 硫黄 猿 生ふ 為よ / 榎の 枝を 馴れ 居て Taini no Uta たゐにいて なつむわれをそ きみめすと あさりおひゆく やましろの うちゑへるこら もはほせよ えふねかけぬ 田居に出で 菜摘むわれをぞ 君召すと 求食り追ひゆく 山城の 打酔へる子ら 藻葉干せよ え舟繋けぬ There (were) two messengers; (they) had animosity (among each other); (they were) equally powerful (in fight); here are the corpses. This poem is used as the ordering of the Javanese script. This poem is a perfect pangram, which means there is only one instance of each letter. Klingon qajunpaQHeylIjmo’ batlh DuSuvqang charghwI’ ‘It. Because of your apparent audacity the depressed conqueror is willing to fight you. Korean 키스의 고유조건은 입술끼리 만나야 하고 특별한 기술은 필요치 않다. Kiseu-ui goyujogeoneun ipsulkkiri mannaya hago teukbyeolhan gisureun pilyochi antha. The essential condition for a kiss is that lips meet and there is no special technique required. In current usage, Hangul has 14 simple consonant letters, 6 simple vowel letters, and 4 iotized vowel letters; there are also 5 double consonant letters, 11 consonant clusters, and 11 diphthongs, made from combinations of the simple consonants or simple vowels. Of these, the above phrase contains all the simple consonant letters, simple vowel letters, and iotized vowel letters, along with 1 double consonant letter (ㄲ “gg”), 1 consonant cluster (ㄶ “nh”), and one diphthong (ㅢ “ui”). Latin Sic fugiens, dux, zelotypos, quam Karus haberis.[5] Thus fleeing, O leader, you are regarded with jealousy like Karus. Includes the letters k, y and z, used for words derived from Greek, but not the letters j, v or w, consonants that evolved from the vowels i and u. Latvian Muļķa hipiji mēģina brīvi nogaršot celofāna žņaudzējčūsku. Silly hippies try to freely taste the cellophane python. Glāžšķūņa rūķīši dzērumā čiepj Baha koncertflīģeļu vākus. Glass shack gnomes steal Bach piano covers while inebriated. Četri psihi faķīri vēlu vakarā zāģēja guļbūvei durvis, fonā šņācot mežam. Late at night, four psycho conjurors were sawing the doors of a log cabin as the wind hummed in the background. Lithuanian Įlinkdama fechtuotojo špaga sublykčiojusi pragręžė apvalų arbūzą Incurving fencer sword sparkled and perforated a round watermelon Lojban .o’i mu xagji sofybakni cu zvati le purdi Watch out, five hungry Soviet-cows are in the garden! Macedonian Ѕидарски пејзаж: шугав билмез со чудење џвака ќофте и кељ на туѓ цех. A mason’s landscape: a mangy fool wonderingly munches on meatball and kale at someone else’s expense. Бучниов жолт џин ѕида куќа со фурна меѓу полиња за цреши, хмељ и грозје. [This] noisy yellow giant is building a house with an oven in the midst of fields of cherries, hops and grapes. Долг Џош, сторив женење, црн ѕид! Фрчат хмељ, ќумбе, ѓупки, зајак. Long Josh, I’ve done a reaping, a black wall! Hops, Gypsy women, rabbit are whizzing. Мојот дружељубив коњ со тих галоп фаќа брз џиновски глушец по туѓо ѕитче. My friendly horse with a quiet gallop catches a quick giant mouse over someone else’s little wall. Malayalam അജവും ആനയും ഐരാവതവും ഗരുഡനും കഠോര സ്വരം പൊഴിക്കെ ഹാരവും ഒഢ്യാണവും ഫാലത്തില് മഞ്ഞളും ഈറന് കേശത്തില് ഔഷധ എണ്ണയുമായി ഋതുമതിയും അനഘയും ഭൂനാഥയുമായ ഉമ ദുഃഖഛവിയോടെ ഇടതു പാദം ഏന്തി ങ്യേയാദൃശം നിര്ഝരിയിലെ ചിറ്റലകളെ ഓമനിക്കുമ്പോള് ബാലയുടെ കണ്കളില് നീര് ഊര്ന്നു വിങ്ങി. Mapudungun The Ragileo alphabet doesn’t distinguish some sounds which are mostly used to convey affectionate speech variations, such as s/sh. (Ragileo alphabet) Gvxam mincetu apocikvyeh: ñizol ce mamvj ka raq kuse bafkeh mew (Unified alphabet) Ngütram minchetu apochiküyeṉ: ñidol che mamüll ka rag kushe ḻafkeṉ mew. (Azümchefe) Gütxam minchetu apochiküyenh: ñizol che mamüll ka raq kushe lhafkenh mew. Tale under the full moon: the chief chemamull and the clay old woman at the lake/sea. Mongolian Щётканы фермд пийшин цувъя. Бөгж зогсч хэльюү. Let’s echelon fireplaces in brush farm. Ring says standing. Myanmar The genius from Sri Lanka read the formula of elixir of life thoroughly in the almond tree next to Zalun market. Norwegian Since Norwegian orthography does not include c, q, w, x or z, except in foreign borrowings that haven’t been naturalised, the possible pangrams including all the 29 letters of the Norwegian alphabet will require using two or more words with a distinctly foreign spelling. Vår sære Zulu fra badeøya spilte jo whist og quickstep i min taxi. Our strange Zulu from the bathing island actually played whist and quickstep in my taxi. Høvdingens kjære squaw får litt pizza i Mexico by. The chief’s dear squaw gets a little pizza in Mexico City. IQ-løs WC-boms uten hørsel skjærer god pizza på xylofon. IQ-less WC-bum without hearing cuts good pizza on xylophone. Sær golfer med kølle vant sexquiz på wc i hjemby. Strange golfer with club won sex quiz on W.C. in hometown. Jeg begynte å fortære en sandwich mens jeg kjørte taxi på vei til quiz I started to devour a sandwich while I was riding a taxi on the way to the quiz Polish Perfect pangrams (each letter exactly once): Jeżu klątw, spłódź Finom część gry hańb! (by Stanisław Barańczak) O hedgehog of curses, generate for the Finns a part of the game of ignominies! Pójdźże, kiń tę chmurność w głąb flaszy! Go, cast this melancholy into the depth of a bottle! Mężny bądź, chroń pułk twój i sześć flag. Be brave, protect your regiment and six flags. Filmuj rzeź żądań, pość, gnęb chłystków! Film the slaughter of demands, abstain from food, oppress the greenhorns! Pchnąć w tę łódź jeża lub ośm skrzyń fig. To push a hedgehog or eight crates of figs into this boat. (ośm – the original form of the numeral osiem) Dość gróźb fuzją, klnę, pych i małżeństw! “Enough of these threats with the shotgun,” swear I, “haughtinesses and marriages!” Pójdź w loch zbić małżeńską gęś futryn! Go to the dungeon to batter the marital goose of doorframes! Chwyć małżonkę, strój bądź pleśń z fugi. Seize your wife, the garment, or the mold from the grout. Imperfect pangram: Koń i żółw grali w kości z piękną ćmą u źródła. A horse and a tortoise played dice with a beautiful moth near the spring. Portuguese without diacritics Um pequeno jabuti xereta viu dez cegonhas felizes. (BP) A curious little tortoise saw ten happy storks. Blitz prende ex-vesgo com cheque fajuto. (BP) Cop arrests ex-cross-eye with fake check in a checkpoint. Gazeta publica hoje no jornal uma breve nota de faxina na quermesse. (BP) The journalists publish today at the newspaper a short note about the cleaning at the kirmiss. Zebras caolhas de Java querem passar fax para moças gigantes de New York. (BP) One-eyed zebras from Java want to fax for giant ladies from New York. with diacritics Luís argüia à Júlia que «brações, fé, chá, óxido, pôr, zângão» eram palavras do português. Luís argued to Júlia that “big arms, faith, tea, oxide, to put, bee” were Portuguese words. À noite, vovô Kowalsky vê o ímã cair no pé do pingüim queixoso e vovó põe açúcar no chá de tâmaras do jabuti feliz. (BP) At night, grandpa Kowalsky sees the magnet falling on the complaining penguin’s foot and grandma puts sugar in the happy tortoise’s date tea. Romanian Muzicologă în bej vând whisky și tequila, preț fix. (Female) musicologist in beige, sells whisky and tequila, fixed price. Bând whisky, jazologul șprițuit vomă fix în tequila. Drinking whisky, the drunken jazzman threw up right in the tequila. Ex-sportivul își fumează jucăuș țigara bând whisky cu tequila. The ex-sportsman playfully smokes his cigarette, drinking whisky with tequila. Înjurând pițigăiat, zoofobul comandă vexat whisky și tequila. Swearing in high pitch, the zoophobic man vexedly ordered whisky and tequila. Russian (traditional telegraph test; lacks ъ and ё) В чащах юга жил бы цитрус? Да, но фальшивый экземпляр! Would a citrus live in the thickets of the south? Yes, but only a fake one! (using quasiobsolete spelling for last word to include ъ) В чащах юга жил бы цитрус? Да, но фальшивый экземпляръ! same (each letter exactly once) Эх, чужак, общий съём цен шляп (юфть) – вдрызг! Hey, stranger, the general takings from prices of hats (made from a thick leather) have completely crashed! (each letter exactly once) — Любя, съешь щипцы, — вздохнёт мэр, — Кайф жгуч! The mayor will sigh, “Eat the pliers with love; pleasure burns!” (Microsoft used it in fontview.exe for Cyrillic fonts without «же») Съешь же ещё этих мягких французских булок, да выпей чаю. S’eš’ že eŝë ètih mjagkih francuzskih bulok, da vypej čaju. So eat more of these soft French loaves, and have some tea! (used in KDE) Широкая электрификация южных губерний даст мощный толчок подъёму сельского хозяйства. Widespread electrification of southern guberniyas will give a powerful incentive to the rise of agriculture. Разъяренный чтец эгоистично бьёт пятью жердями шустрого фехтовальщика. An enraged narrator selfishly beats a nimble fencer with five poles. (lacks ъ and ё) Наш банк вчера же выплатил Ф.Я. Эйхгольду комиссию за ценные вещи. As of yesterday, our bank already remitted to F.J. Eichhold a commission payment for the valuables. Sanskrit कः खगौघाङचिच्छौजा झाञ्ज्ञोऽटौठीडडण्ढणः। तथोदधीन् पफर्बाभीर्मयोऽरिल्वाशिषां सहः।। [6] Scottish Gaelic Mus d’fhàg Cèit-Ùna ròp Ì le ob. Before Kate-Una left the Iona cattle auction with hops. Serbian (some also apply to Croatian and Bosnian) Gojazni đačić s biciklom drži hmelj i finu vatu u džepu nošnje. The overweight little schoolboy with a bike is holding hops and fine cotton in the pocket of his attire. Fin džip, gluh jež i čvrst konjić dođoše bez moljca. A nice jeep, a deaf hedgehog and a tough horse came without a moth. Љубазни фењерџија чађавог лица хоће да ми покаже штос. Ljubazni fenjerdžija čađavog lica hoće da mi pokaže štos. A kind lamplighter with grimy face wants to show me a stunt. Ајшо, лепото и чежњо, за љубав срца мога дођи у Хаџиће на кафу. Ajšo, lepoto i čežnjo, za ljubav srca moga dođi u Hadžiće na kafu. Aicha, (you that are my) beauty and longing, for the love of my heart, come to (the town of) Hadžići for a cup of coffee. Slovak Kŕdeľ ďatľov učí koňa žrať kôru. (contains only all accented letters except š) A flock of woodpeckers teach a horse to feed on bark. Kŕdeľ šťastných ďatľov učí pri ústí Váhu mĺkveho koňa obhrýzať kôru a žrať čerstvé mäso. A flock of happy woodpeckers by the mouth of the river Vah is teaching a silent horse to nibble on bark and feed on fresh meat (This is a modified sentence that not only contains modified letters with diacritics but also those without) Even in the expansion, c is missing, only occurring as part of the digraph ch, which is a s
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2016.01.29 14:14 UPRC Working on a Cardcast/CAH Impractical Jokers deck. Any suggestions?

Hey guys, I've been working on an Impractical Jokers themed Cardcast deck that can be used for Pretend You're Xyzzy and other digital-based Cards Against Humanity clones. It's reaching a decent size now with 54 black cards and 265 white cards at the moment, but I'm aiming to make the deck as large as I can so that, ideally, it can be used as a standalone deck (this would mean approximately 100 black and 400 whites). I've used the deck in its current form fairly often on Pretend You're Xyzzy and, wouldn't you know it, Impractical Jokers cards tend to win fairly often!
I was wondering if you guys have any fun ideas for Impractical Jokers themed cards? If you have one and aren't sure if I already came up with it, you can simply press Ctrl+F to check since I have the lists posted right here. I've covered a lot of the more common jokes/lines from the show and I'd totally appreciate some of the more obscure ones! Anyway, here's what I have now. Feel free to contribute, I'll credit you for helping with ideas in the deck's description on Cardcast.
If you're also interested in ever giving the deck a test run, its Cardcast code is VJVYU. The deck is named Cards Against That Bitch Irene.
EDIT Feb. 1/16: Achieved my goal of 100 blacks and 500 whites! From here on out, it's all maintenance and just adding the truly funny lines from the show that I've missed.

Black Cards (100)

White Cards (400)

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2014.07.08 22:22 tabledresser [Table] I am an Inuit (Eskimo) AMA

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What is your opinion on Denmark, knowing how big of a negative impact it had on your culture? For me Denmark is okay, but negative impact on greenland is danish people look down on greenlanders and says that greenlanders are alcoholics and violents. Link to www.dr.dk
How do you think your country would have developed without Denmark? If greenland developed without denmark, norway will take cares of greenland. (Because Hans Povelsen Egede is norwegian and first to try to Christianizing the greenlanders) Link to en.wikipedia.org Link to en.wikipedia.org
Fedt! Du kan godt linke mig den, det kan være jeg kunne lære lidt Grønlandsk! Hvor gammel er du egentlig? (Hvis det er okay jeg spørger) 23 år.
Her kan du lære grønlandsk: Link to www.ilinniusiorfik.gl
Kalak Memes: Link to www.facebook.com
Fedt! Jeg går igang nu, fordi midt om natten er altid den bedste tid at lære Grønlandsk på.. tror jeg. Så kan det være, at jeg kan følge med på din Facebook side :-) Mange tak. Qujanarujussuaq.
Does your tribe (not sure if that's the right term if not sorry) hunt whales for food? What's your favorite Inuit food? We do not call our self "tribe" but we are accepted as rightful owner to greenland, but still ruled by kingdom of danmark.
We still hunting whales and seals(Not baby seals), but i never shoot animals because i am in south-greenland, we buy danish and icelandic food, but it is very expensive.
My favourite food is Fish (Mostly Sushi).
How do you feel about your danish overlords? (i mean the overlords bit as a joke :P ) They are not "overlords", we have commonwealth, it means we are the same level as danish people.
Greenlanders, Faroese and danish is equal.
Is suicide really that high for Inuit Eskimos? Why do you think this? It is because of for almost 40 years ago, danish beers came to greenland and they are very not expensive, greenlanders didn't knew there are bad after effects.
And now there is many job-less and there are not many corboration now because many jobs are moved to danmark and poland.
Interesting. What kind of jobs pay the good money up there? And what is considered "good income" Working in fish-industry or tourist office work.
1,095.00 usd is considered good/average paycheck (We have danish currency DKK, Den danske krone)
Is that a per month income or 2 week? 2 weeks.
How does your community view the role of women? How has that view changed over the past 50 years or so? Do you have many outsiders in Greenland? We have Premierminister Aleqa Hammond (Siumut Party), we have gender-equality/Same-sex right in greenland.
For 50 years ago it will be impossible to image to have woman premierminister and same-sex right, but we got them accepted with almost no problem.
In danmark we have almost 16,000 inuit/kalaallit.
What are the Inuits views on other cultures. For example we know the history between english and french rivalries, is there any for you guys? We like/admire other culture, and we try to learn their culture.
Greenlands history: In 1921 norway and danmark "fighting" over greenland, because they want to own greenland. Danmark won.
In 1979 greenland want to become own "Home Rule". Greenland get it.
In 2009 greenland want to become "Autonomy". Greenland get it.
How do you keep your toes warm? Living in a hot climate myself when winter comes it's pretty short lived. I love the cold but can't imagine having it last so long, and no matter what I do my toes always suffer the most, lol. I am in South-greenland it is the same as weather in danmark or norway.
Are you very traditional or more modern (reddit aside)? Modern.
What is something in your culture you are most proud of? Yes, i am proud of my Anime-series collection.
What is your favorite Inuit myth story? Sassuma arnaa (Sedna the sea goddess), she was born as woman in small village, after her husband died in sea her own people killed her because they don't want her. Then they dump her corpse in sea... But then she resurrected from death, and become goddess of sea.
What's your favorite anime series? Sailor moon, K, Love hina, Nichijou, Ranma ½, Rosario + Vampire, Shinigami no ballad, Sumomomo Momomo, Baka no test and many more...
Why is that your favorite story? The Little Match Girl by Hans Christian Andersen.
In the real story The little match girl died of cold and hunger.
You said you are modern. What's the most traditional thing you still do? What's the most interesting thing about your language (this might be a hard question)? Or do you have a favorite word? What's the closest "common" language you could compare yours to, or is there one? The most traditional thing i still do is (eating mattak/whaleskin) dun dun duunnn... In my language most interestingn thing is that it is polysynthetic language.
Also, you said you don't call yourself a "tribe." What word do you use? My favourite word is "Takussuugut" (See you later).
What's the coolest (no pun intended) thing about living in Greenland? The coolest thing about greenland is We have Free health care.
Hey! What's the hottest it gets where you're at? Women are hot, and some men also.
Link to www.washingtonpost.com
How is education for your people? Do you have high goals in regards to it? We have Free education and we want to get children and adults to get better future.
We have Social-democratic welfare system with Liberal view of corporation and people.
If I may ask, what are your particular goals in regards to your own education and future? My goal is: Become tourist guide, Office worker and world domination.
Have you done much traveling around the world? How do you compare living in Greenland, to other places you have been? What about your culture to other peoples culture? I like more greenland because it is more peaceful, i have been in danmark and it is not that kind place i want to be in. Too many people and stressful to be in.
We admire others culture abd lifestyle.
How is climate change effecting you and your people? In South-greenland it is very good for our economy, i can now grow Potatoes and Bananas Link to www.photo.gl
Is Eskimo a slur Yes, but i had to use that E-word to get your attention.
Happy cake day / Kaageq ulluani pilluarit (<-- Greenlandic/Kalaallisut)
Does that mean I'm being unintentionally offensive by giving my wee nephew Eskimo kisses when he's leaving? I prefer them to the glasgow kisses we seem to have added onto our farewell ritual (where he head buts me ) Eskimo-kiss is not offencive but it is cute...
Eskimo-kiss is used because of weather is so cold, that drool becomes ice.
Do you have lots more words for ice? Our only word for ice is "Siku".
Do you know anyone who lives in an igloo? We live in city, only tourist will try to live in dangerous igloo, just to try to "live" like stereotypic inuit.
Serious question even though it doesn't sound like it. Are you just surrounded by natives or do you see other cultures? I am almost only surrounded by natives in my born-city, but in our city we have americans, germanians, and a lot of thailanders.
I have only seen 6 or 9 afro-greenlanders.
Do you live in an igloo? No, we live in skyscraper and danish "standard house". We have shoppingcenter, gold-mining, hospitals and many more...
Are any popular culture representations of you accurate? Which stereotypes are rooted in a vague truth? How many words for snow do you really have? You can check all greenlanders comments in here... Link to www.mitgroenland.dk
We have two word for snow, Aput (onground snow) and Qannik (Falling snow)
How do you feel about Greenlandic independence? What town/village do you live in. If it were election to get Greenlandic independence, i will vote Yes.
I live in South greenland Narsaq. Link to www.narsaq.dk
Have you heard about Never Alone? If so what do you think about it? I can almost understand what they saying, but it look like that kind of game i want to buy on sight.
Thank you! Is that language similar to any others? Are there other languages similar enough for you to understand? Yeah, Inuktitut, inupiat and yupik. (It is like difference between Norwegian, danish and swedish.)
How does the Danish treatment of the Inuit compare to the Canadian treatment of the First Tribes or American treatment of the Native Americans? We can call us "Almost very" lucky compare to canadian and american natives. Even some of danish landlords are merciless (Not many).
I have a friend who teaches in a very small village in the Alaskan bush and says similar. "Inuit" is not correct in all areas. There is many opinion in every areas, inuit means people(plural word).
Eskimo is from indian language and it means (Raw fish eateRaw meat eater).
that's why you like it the most? No, i don't like the ending, but it was the saddest/best story i read.
Do you guys have reindeer? I've heard that Greenland has a lot of reindeer. Yes, we have also sheeps, cows and chickens.
What kind of music you listen to? Fauré pavane, Yohio, Epic rap battle of history and many more...
How popular is edm? Kinda off topic but do you get northern lights? Edm is also very popular among teens, we have also musician named Uyarakq, who make electronic music.
Northern lights are common in winter, but it is very rare on summer.
To what extent does traditional Greenlandic Inuit culture differ from traditional Canadian Inuit culture, as far as you know? Greenlanders see canadians inuit culture as undeveloped society, but we still respect and like their culture.
Is there any rivalry between Inuit Kalaallit? No, some people said inuit is the most peaceful people in world...
I have ancestors from Newfoundland, do they count as Eskimos? Yes, i believe... Link to www.heritage.nf.ca
I thought that inuit were only in canada:$ In russia, alaska, canada and greenland there is many inuit (eskimoes).
Do you speak Danish? Ja, det gør jeg. Yes, i do.
Hva synes du om at Grønnland er en del av Danmark? Det synes jeg er godt nok, men når man blevet kontrolleret fra fjerne land så blevet man træt af lange venter tid.
Og man importere dyre mad fra danmark til grønland, noget gang blive mad usmagelig på grund af langtids holdbarhed.
Hvorfor må man importere mat fra Danmark? Ja, det er den stor spørgsmål blandt os grønlænder, men det føles som om danskerne prøver at være monopol om mad.
Canada er jo rett ved side. Og vi er træt af danske mad, der kan du læser i nyhed... Link to sermitsiaq.ag
Do you drink water? I drink Faxe kondi.
Whats that? Link to www.google.dk
I had this in Denmark. It's really good! It is so good that i can not stop drinking it.
We had an exchange student from greenland in my hometown and what amazed me is that he would not drink water, only milk and coke. It is maybe because of the water-taste in your hometown... In greenland we drink from the tap, because it was amazing taste.
When we take to other countries it taste different from greenlandic water.
Interesting , Water taste does change a lot around the world. Link to answers.yahoo.com Link to answers.yahoo.com
I always pictured eskimos using the internet and they never seemed that inuit. Well, we have Tele-Greenland A/S with bad internet connection.
Woosh. Oh... (in to it) and (inuit). got that.
How many of the 'old ways', or traditional lifestyles do survive amongst the Inuit? Do most people in your community still make a living out of traditional hunting, or is it all with guns and helicopters, or at factory jobs? In greenland we don't hunt from helecopter or snowmobile, because we have rule for hunting. We must not use hakapik (like canadian do). We use sniper guns, but we have quota for hunting. Link to naalakkersuisut.gl
A character in the book The Manchurian Candidate visits an Inuit village that supposedly washes their hair with urine. Is there any truth to that, or is Richard Condon just a jerk? Both, They use urine to get rid of flat lice.
Hey thanks for the quick reply. That's been bugging me for years. But they don't use urine anymore after they became to use mosquito spray. (If you overuse spray, i will not recommend it because of health)
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A cocktus
A cold harrowing scream echoing around a dark prison
A con within a con within a con. It's conception.
A conjugal trailer at the children's hospital.
A crotchless burqa.
A Cub Scout camp out at Neverland Ranch
A cyborg Kodiak bear with a flamethrower and a jet pack. It can also breathe underwater and only be defeated by love.
A day care Fight Club.
A dead baby in a clown costume.
A dentist whose fingers smell like they've been scratching their ass for the past twenty minutes.
A dick so big and black no light can escape from it
A dick that won't fit and an ass that won't quit.
A dishonorable discharge.
A dog making YOU lick peanut butter off ITS balls
A Double-Double enema
A dramatic reading of an Internet comments fight
A dream where you find your self standing in sun-god robes on top of a pyramid with a thousand naked girls screaming and throwing little pickles at you.
A dream within a dream within a wet dream
a drunk prom date
A face-switching surgery.
A fart escaping forward between your thigh and balls.
A fart that is reborn as a queef
A Fleshlight filled with thumbtacks.
A Fleshlight full of thumbtacks.
A funky ball of tits from outer space
A geriatric penis erect in defiance of God's will.
A giant, frothy mug of Santorum
A gigantic box of freshly-made poutine.
A GILF
A godlike sexual appetite.
A government funded racially driven euthanasia program
A Groupon for a hooker
A hammer thrown by the mighty Thor
A handjob from Edward Scissorhands.
A hands free orgasm
A high functioning sociopath who solves crimes.
A hilarious failed suicide attempt.
A Holocaust blooper reel
A hooker with an Adam's Apple the size of her balls.
A horse pissing into a guy's mouth.
A horsetail butt plug, a belt for a leash, and two grams of methamphetamine.
A Hot Bowl of Grits
A hovercraft full of eels.
A jar of Gypsy tears to protect you from AIDS
a jar of peanut butter, a hungry dog, and no one around to judge you.
A kaiju shaped like a penis
A latex bodysuit with a genital opening
A little baby learning to walk.
A Lukewarm Tauntaun.
A machete-wielding hitchhiker with a heart of gold
A male figure skater with bulge
A man-sized hamster wheel.
A mechanized condor with a Cockney accent, programed to follow people around that are having bad days and make fun of them
A midget with a dick that looks like a baby's arm holding an apple.
A milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard
A molester mustache.
A monkey at the zoo, presenting.
A monkey getting a blowjob from a frog.
A multimedia creampie gallery
A murder mystery party at Michael Barrymore's
A mutant child locked up in the basement.
A nativity where Mary and Joseph are white and Jesus is black.
A ninja with uncontrollable flatulence.
A one-word text from mom that just says 'soon'.
A pack of hungry dickwolves
A paper cut on the tip of your penis
A passive-aggressive fax from North Korea.
A pedophile who is honestly a really good guy, other than the pedophilia thing
A pedophile/gerontophile raping Benjamin Button.
A person who plays Cards Against Humanity like its Apples to Apples
A plastic kiddie pool, a bottle of Ipecac, one crack whore and a crisp $20 bill.
A pogo-stick knife fight.
A porn photographer airburshing out STDs.
A proctologist with poor depth perception.
A pungent queef burbling from a freshly douched twat
A puss filed vagina.
a puzzle too insanely hard to solve
A race car having sex with a porsche
A racist ghost.
A rare bird that is choking to death on an old Captain Planet toy.
A razor blade hidden in an inmate's asshole
A real life Hunger Games, with Canadians
A Reddit debate
a redwood forest of sweaty dicks.
A retarded dolphin
A romantic dinner for two with SCP-173.
A sad old man buying cat food for dinner because his wife used to do all the cooking.
A salami buttplug
A schizophrenic homeless man furiously masturbating in an alleyway in San Francisco
A second hand condom
A sex change change
A sex-deprived candlestick.
A shirtless Rick Ross
A shit load of naked Hobbits.
A shitty iMac
A shitty teenage demigod.
A shot glass full of orangutan semen.
A shot of menstrual blood
A sin so heinous, it pisses off Buddha, Jesus, Allah, your parents, and Santa Claus.
A six-speed dildo with reverse.
A six-speed vibrating dildo with reverse.
A slightly saltier surprise.
A sore asshole.
A split personality that runs amok while I'm asleep
A staring contest with Thom Yorke
A strange feeling inside.
A sudden and violent shart
A T-Rex trying to masturbate.
A tanuki's giant nutsack.
A TARDIS-Sized Vagina.
A tea-bagging gone horribly wrong
A thalidomide baby
A thick ass for slaughter.
A three wolf moon T-Shirt.
A three-way with your best friend and a stranger.
A threesome with Mr. Right hand, and Senior Left hand.
A tickle fight between Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones
A tongue 2-inches deep in my butthole.
A toothy blowjob
A toothy vagina.
A transsexual with a fully functional 10-inch cock.
A tricked-out Ford Pinto
A trident fight
A trunk full of dead hookers
A tuba packed with manure
A Twister tournament at the leper colony.
A used condom.
A vampire fleshlight.
A vampire with gingivitis.
A very particular set of skills.
A wet fart on a dry day.
A wheelbarrow full of dead babies
A wheelbarrow full of slightly used dildos.
A white kid saying the N-Word
A whiter, tighter, vagina
A woman so cold she spreads her legs and the light comes on.
Abortion omelette.
About 17 Mexicans.
Accidental Cream pie
Accidentally committing a hate crime
Accidentally impregnating your grandma.
Achilles, played by Brad Pitt.
Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf
Actually clicking the 'I am under 18' button.
Actually cumming inside of Rainbow Dash
Actually fucking your mother.
Actually reading the Terms & Conditions.
Adam West as 'Uncle Batman'.
Adolph Hitler's signature mustache ride.
Advanced Leukemia
Aggressive ass play.
Alfred dressing up as the Joker to cheer up Bruce Wayne.
All of my custom cards - list
All the Neopets you left forever starving but never dying.
Amanda Todd
Ambrosia, now stuffed with raisins.
An active shooter at a movie theater
An actual elephant in the room.
An alligator death roll
An amateur colonoscopy.
An ass that hurts because you wiped too much.
An autocannabalistic midget zombie.
An awkward boner
An enormous black man dragging his balls across your face
An entire legion of my best troops.
An irrational fear of creams.
An islamist extremist cleverly dressed as a small dog.
An itchy butt-hole that can't be satisfied.
An old Cuban superhero battling a robotic death cock with his mind lightning
An Oni in a shitty anime.
An orchard of dildo trees.
An over the pants HJ
An STD scare.
An Uncomfortable Amount of Monkeys
An unlikely alliance with vampires
Anal Fissures
Anal Prolapse
Ancient Aliens.
Angry Spooning.
Angry, drunken Canadians.
Anthony Weiner.
Areola Borealis : The Glorious Sky Nipple
Ares and Thor in a dick measuring contest.
Ariel's crabs
Ariel's slightly fishy smell
ASCII PR0N
Asking the Don a favor on this, the day of his daughter's wedding.
Asparagus Pee
Assuming all handicapped people are retarded.
Autistic kids
Aztec gods in a spelling contest.
Banging a pregnant chick so hard and deep that you put it in the baby.
Banging your grandma's roommates at the nursing home.
Bat-nipples.
Bat-shark replelant.
Batman bitch-slapping Robin.
Beast's sexual frustration
Beating little kids at Pokemon until they cry.
Becoming the mayor of a nursing home on Foursquare.
Beer shits.
Begrudgingly taking a shit at a bar.
Being a virgin and giving birth on Christmas.
Being a whiny little bitch.
Being aroused by a shampoo commercial
Being awaken by a kiss from a prince
Being drunk while performing a bris ceremony.
Being fingered by Freddy Kreuger.
Being sarcastic to the point where it's just pathetic and self-destructive.
Being sexually aroused by the sight of TSA's gloves.
Being so bad that Santa just shits in your stocking.
Being tasered
Being the mother fucking Metatron.
Being the very best, like no one ever was.
Being the world's foremost authority on bestiality
Being tickled until you pee.
Being trapped in Medusa's art show.
Being uncomfortable realizing you're outnumbered by members of another race.
Being visited by three men and giving gold, myrrh, and frankincense.
Ben Affleck.
Big Bird's basketball-sized cloaca.
Big Thunder Mountain
Bilbies.
Binders full of women
Black Jesus (from the future)
Black pleather suits.
Blood diamonds
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
Blowing bubbles.
Blowing cum-bubbles at a funeral
Blowing your father to save his life.
Blue balls.
Blue Waffles
Boner tucks
Boob stares.
Boobies
Brawndo, the thirst mutilator.
Breaking into a blind persons house to rearrange their furniture.
Breasts. You know, jugs, honkers, twins, headlights, boobies, knockers, melons, tits, pillows, hooters, cans, funbags, coconuts, mammaries, boulders, tatas, sweater kittens.
Breath so awful, your ass gets jealous.
Bringing 25 items to the "12 Items Or Less" checkout
Broccoli farts
Bruce Campbell
Bruce Jenner.
Bukkake crossfire
Burning the Local Policeman in a big Wicker man.
Butt Chugging
Butt play
Butt-Pirates of the Caribbean
Buttseks
Buying a financially irresponsible amount of Reese 's Peanut Butter Cups.
Buying a used dildo at Goodwill.
Buying eight copies of a two-record set like a crafty consumer
By the power of greyskull!
Cable ties and chloroform
Cake farts
Campbells Chunky Kitten Soup
Cannot answer. Too drunk.
Captain Picard giving a rim job to a tribble
Carlos Mencia.
Casting magic missile at a bully.
Casually racist grandparents.
Cat memes.
Cat watching you masturbate.
Cats on the internet.
Celebrating genocide by eating turkey with friend and family.
Celebrating the anniversary of 9/11
Cerebral Palsy: The Musical
Chanting "Dick Nipples" in a crowded elevator.
Chicken flied lice
Child Services
Chinese tourists
Chocolate face
chocolate rain
Chris angel mindfreak
Chris Brown's right jab
Christian Bale.
Christmas War on Halloween, Veterans Day, and Thanksgiving.
Christmas.
Christopher Columbus.
Christopher Lee
Chucking Fruit cakes at the relative you absolutely cannot stand to see even once a year.
Chucky cheeses
Chugging a solo cup full of vodka
Cinderella's foot fetish
Cinderellas over used vagina
Circle jerk
Classy Pornography
Cleaning the bird shit out of the Enchanted Tiki Room
Clogged panties.
Closer scrutiny.
Clubbing baby seals
Comic book heroines traced from still-frames of porno.
Coming down to where you work and slapping the dick out of your mouth
Committing suicide to see what it feels like
Communism
Confused deaf people at Nelson Mandela's funeral.
Conservation of Momentum
Cookie nipples
Cool beans
Creating a theme park full of genetically-engineered dinosaurs as an elaborate plot to murder your stupid asshole lawyer.
Crusty bedding
Cthulhu (Praise be unto him).
Cunning stunts.
Daddy's whore of a girlfriend.
Dakota Fanning
Dancing like Stephen Fry.
Dany Heatley fuckin' all star
Dapper Butch Lesbians
Darwin, the Ikea monkey
Dat ass
Dead puppies.
Death by fisting
Debilitating ass cramps
Decapitated Christmas manger figures that are still lit up somehow.
Deeply inhaling the smell of someone else's shit.
Dementors
Derp
Detroit
Diabeetus.
Diarrhea
Diarrhea Forever
Diarrhea Pockets.
Dick-do
Dickbutt (with drawing)
Dickpics
Dildos, okay!?
Discovering that prostitute you hired is actually your mother.
Disgruntled Apple fan boys
Disney's Anti-Semitic agenda.
Dive bar bathroom sex.
DMX.
Doctor Faggot
Doctor Tran!
Dogs playing poker
Dogs that have bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you. (This one gets lots of lols)
Dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they shoot bees at you
Doing a girl so hard, you bruise her uterus.
Doing a one handed handstand and jerking off on your own face.
Doling out the harshness.
Dolla dolla bills, y'all
Donating a used dildo to Goodwill.
Donkey Punches
Doo Doo Casserole with a side of Butt Salad
Dopamine.
Douching with boiling water
Down syndrome
Dradle made of clay.
Drinking bleach
Drinking wine out of a soda can at a kid's birthday party.
Dropping a deuce at someone else's house
Dropping used anal beads into a box of prayer beads
Drunkenly mistaking the baby's playpen for a toilet.
DSLs
Duking it out in the Thunderdome.
Dustin Penner choking on a pancake
Dwayne Johnson's cookbook.
Dying alone
Dying Hard.
Dying Hard... With a Vengeance.
Dying Harder.
Dying Hardest.
Dying in a freak gasoline fight accident.
Dyslexic children
Eatin' that ass like it was chicken chow mein.
eating an entire box of Oreos and crying yourself to sleep.
Eating an entire stick of butter.
Eating placenta as an aphrodisiac.
Eating so much that you literally explode.
Eating totinos pizza rolls directly off the pan.
Edward Snowden
Effeminate police officers riding face to face on a horse
Egg
Ejaculating colorful spring-loaded paper snakes.
Ejaculating on the cat by accident
Ending all of your doctor's sentences with, "That's what she said".
Ending up with daughters when you started with sons
Epically timing your cumshot to the drum bit in Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight".
Eugenics, for fun and profit
Excessive masturbation that leads to "chapped dick"
Explaining David Carridine's final moments to a kindergarten class.
Extreme Clitoral Collisions
Faces of Death
Faggot sex
Family Guy cutaways.
Fantasizing about Disney Princes
Fantasizing about Disney Princesses
Fapping on the family computer.
Fapping while wearing a horse head mask.
Farting during a rimjob.
Farting in the Baptism Pool
Farting loudly in a quiet movie theater
Farting loudly in church
Fatty Patty, the plus sized love doll.
Fear boners.
Feeding a bucket of puppies into a wood chipper.
Feeling an unexpected Bulge.
Feeling so depressed that you put Tetris on and just watch the pieces stack up.
Festivus.
Fight Club
Filipino Tilt-a-Whirl operators.
Finding a baby in a dumpster
Finding a secret room in your house
Finding Nickelback's greatest hits CD in the 99 cent Bargain bin.
Finding out she has a penis.
Finding out someone's favorite animal then hunting it to extinction.
Finding out you're gay mid-blowjob.
Finding out you're not gay mid blowjob.
Finding what Darth Vader has been using Luke's extra hand for
Finger-painting with the period blood of your mom.
First Base.
Fisting a jar of mayonnaise.
Five for Fighting
Fluttershy's worryingly vast collection of preserved Animal Penises.
Following through on a fart while performing a hand stand.
Forced to love a cruel man forever or brave the Sarlacc pit
Forgetting the safe word
Franklin, the racist hand puppet
Fred Durst.
Freddy Mercury's magical, wish-granting mustache.
French kissing your brother
FUCK YOU!!!
Fucking autocorrect!
Fucking someone so hard their freckles fall off.
Fucking the "no" out of someone.
Fucking Ventra
Full-on fisting.
Furtive masturbation
Gabe Newell diving into a room full of gold coins
Gay for pay.
George Clooney.
George Zimmerman knocking up Casey Anthony.
George Zimmerman.
Get this: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles, yoyo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle giving me the finger, and a duck!
Getting a blowjob in the dark... Then finding out it was from a guy.
Getting a prostate exam from a leper who walks away with four fingers.
Getting acquitted of murder because you're white.
Getting caught looking at Transformers mpreg slash.
Getting down to business (to defeat the Huns).
Getting drunk via an enema bag
Getting dumped by a dump truck driver.
Getting hepped up on goofballs
Getting jiggy with it
Getting pawed inappropriately by Tigger
Getting so drunk you have sex with your best friend... and it was absolutely terrible!
Ghost ridin' tha whip
Gifts.
Girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep.
Girl on girl on girl on guy in girl on girl action
Girls with low self esteem.
Giving a sponge bath to an old man
Giving birth in a salvation army bathroom
Giving birth to an Ewok
Going camping alone, and waking up to an ass full of lube.
Going to a magic show and getting upset.
Gonaherpasyphilitis.
Gonorrhea that was totally worth it
Good old-fashioned 1950's misogyny
Gripping your boner and wildly waving it around while making light-saber noises.
Grundlebutter
Guy Fieri's ample pubic mound
Hades.
hairy nipples
Hakuna Matata!
HAL-PC
Half.
Ham sandwich chairman.
Hanukkah's seven days versus Christmas's two.
Harold Ramis busting ghosts AS a ghost.
Haters hatin'
Having a hooker blow you until cum shoots out of her nose.
Having a recurring dream of Jesus and I playing Earthworm Jim for the Sega Genesis.
Having a shamrock shake in September
Having an evil stepmother
Having an orgy with your parents
Having gum on your shoe
Having really hot, wet sex on your period.
Having to use the restroom at the sketchy WalMart.
Having your intestines sucked out by a pool drain.
Having your junk inhaled by Kirby for the strangest blowjob ever.
HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead. HEAD ON! Apply directly to the forehead.
Helen Keller's Driving School.
Hellen Keller's Dog
Hermaphrodite.
Hickory-smoked horse buttholes.
Hilary Clinton's Crusty Vagina.
Hilter's House of Barbeque
Hitching a ride on the Bangbus
Hitler memorabilia.
Hitler's Gas Bill
Hitting a motherfucker with another motherfucker.
Hitting speed bumps at full speed while getting road head.
Ho hos and ding dong
Hoarding
Hodor.
Holding hands with a boy for the very first time
Holographic charizard pokemon card
Homeopathic birth control
Honey boo boo
Hoodrats
Horny Shapeshifter Zeus.
Hot, American dickings!
Humping the couch cushions
I don't know how I got sick, but I suspect it had something to do with ______.
I'm positive, HIV positive
Ian McKellan
Immediate regret
Instead of getting a Christmas bonus this year, the boss if enrolling everyone in a jelly of the month club. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Intensely perverted secret Santa gifts.
Invading Poland....again.
Irregular Boner
It's a Small World
IT'S A TRAP! (With a drawing of Ackbar)
Izanagi's god-producing strip show.
Ja Rule.
Jacking off so much that your dick gets chapped.
Jacking off to your crush's Instagram page
Jackson Galaxy, Cat Behaviorist
Jafar in Genie form
Jailbait.
Jane Goodall motorboating a gorilla's floppy milk jugs.
Jean Chrétien's good side
Jeff Dunham fucking his puppets.
Jerking off with Lava® soap
Jesus doing a guitar solo.
Jesus letting a kid die, because the photo only got 998 likes
Jimmy Saville unyielding signing crippled girl's breasts
Joan Rivers.
John Goodman, smashing a Corvette with a crowbar while screaming "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
Jorts
Jumping balls-first down a flight of stairs to brutally teabag someone.
Jumping off of the Golden Gate bridge.
Justin Bieber's baby wiener
Ke$ha.
KFC double down
Kick!
Kicking Kittens.
Kicking puppies.
Killing your parents to get your inheritance
Killing your parents to get your inhertence
King Joffrey.
Kinky Retard Tetherball.
Kittens riding a roomba
Klondike bar
Knucklebabies
Korn.
Kratos, the God of War.
Kryptonite Ring.
Kum and Go
Kwanza.
Labia Menorah.
Ladies' underwear purchased from a vending machine.
Left handedness
Leo's Oscar cabinet
Let's split up, gang, Fred said.
letting the dog lick it clean
Licking her piss-flaps.
Licking Jasmine's "magic carpet."
Like a virgin, Touched for the very first time.
Liking big butts, and being unable to lie about it
Live. Laugh. Lick a Labia.
Living Free or Dying Hard.
Living under power lines
Locking eyes with a masturbating hobo.
Loki being Loki.
Long balls
Longinus.
Loosing the condom deep inside a vagina.
Losing a tickle fight to Alex Trebek
Losing ten thousand dollars betting on the Puppy Bowl.
Lou Gehrig's Disease
Luring an unsuspecting toddler into my bouncy castle of seduction.
Lying to children
Lying to terminally ill children about their life expectancy.
Macho Man Randy Savage
Making a merkin out of public toilet pubic hairs.
Making children cry for fun and profit.
Making sweet love to a really sexy sheep.
Making sweet, sweet love to an ambulance
Mall cops on segways.
Man-on-dog enthusiast Rick Santorum.
Manti Te'o's Girlfriend.
Mary Poppins
Masked strangers who knock on your door in the middle of the night.
Masturbating before your nurse comes back.
Masturbating to "Memoirs of a Geisha"
Meat Sweats
Mel Gibson.
Men's Beach Volleyball
Method Man sewing your asshole closed and feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you.
Michael J. Fox's Hand-Spun Milkshakes.
Michael Jackson's jock strap
Michael Keaton.
Microwave cooking for one
microwaved babies
Midget porn and the Benny Hill theme, A lap dance from a crying stripper
midgets in a fuck and suck circle
Miley Cyrus's tongue.
Moderate to severe chronic plaque psoriasis
Moistness
Mordor.
More cowbell.
Morgan Freeman.
MOTHERFUCKING CTHULHU
Mouth fucking Alzheimer's patients
Mr. Rogers after he finally snaps.
Mr. Rogers soothingly narrating his actions as he methodically slaughters a village full of children.
Mrs Clause having an affair wile Santa is out working on Christmas Eve.
Muhammad Ali in a Jenga tournament.
Murphy's Law
My beef swellington.
My dick in a box.
My fairy godmother
my former druggie friends
My grandmother's musty leather kayak
My hot, teenage daughter
My vintage collection of Kirk/Spock slashfic.
nasal penetration
Never brushing your teeth.
Neverland ranch
NiggAs (not niggERs)
Nikola Tesla's insane ball-lightning death ray.
Nonstop suction
Norman Reedus
North Korea's Special Ninja Army
Not fitting in.
Not getting enough Likes for my boring selfie!
Not having to pay Casey Anthony child support
Not knowing how to properly interact with a news reporter because you're black.
Numberwang!
Obese Jessica Simpson
Odin
Oh, my God. He shit everywhere. There's shit everywhere! Damnit! There's shit on the windows! Oh, my God! My house is full of shit! He shit everywhere! Look what he did! He shit all over the walls! There's shit everywhere
Ol' Dirty Bastard aka Ol' Dirt Dawg aka Dirt McGirt aka Big Baby Jesus.
Old Gregg
One more Jack and coke
One of those "t" pendants
Oompa Loompas shitting into the chocolate river.
Oops, Poop Soup
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos!
Orgy of seven dwarves
Packs of scissors that you need scissors to open.
Painful and awkward gay sex with two straight males
Painful nipple erections.
Palpable unhappiness
Parking in a handicapped spot, and not being handicapped
Partying so hard you pass out behind a dumpster, covered in vomit, and a homeless person uses your face for a urinal.
Partying so hard you throw up a condom.
Passive eugenics.
Patrick Kane tittyfucking a 4/10
Patrick Stewart
Paul Walker's drive thru BBQ.
Paula Deen frantically throwing butter in a bowl
Paula Deen's butter flavored vagina
Paying the Iron Price for a Klondike Bar
Penile shrinkage.
Penis
People "allergic" to gluten
Performing a "4th trimester abortion" and blaming SIDS.
Picking up women at the abortion clinic.
Pineapple juice.
Piss Shivers.
Playing "hot or not" at a preschool
Playing "never-have-I-ever" against Charlie Sheen.
Playing twister with an amputee.
Playing twster with amputees.
Playing your tin whistle whilst marching all of the children out of Africa and into Bangladeshi sweatshops
Plowing his virgin butthole with a strap-on
Pocahontas.
Poop
Pooping so hard your tampon falls out.
Pooping with the door open.
Popping a molly
Porkie Pig singing the back up vocals to C&C Music Factory's Everybody Dance Now
Poseidon.
Post bukkake sneeze.
Pow!
Pow! Kick! Punch!
President Sarah Palin
Prime Minister Tony Abbott's two hot daughters
Prince Harry's "Prince Hairy"
Prince-on-prince action.
Princess Diana's rotting corpse
Procrastination
Profiting from the suffering of untold millions.
Prom Night Dumpster Baby
Prostate orgasms.
Pubic shavings.
pumping breast milk the day after a bender so that your baby doesn't get wasted
Punch!
Punching a tree to gather wood.
Putting all the bibles in the Fiction section at the bookstore.
Putting hot sauce on your penis.
Putting up a flamboyantly decorated fir tree when you are Jewish.
Putting up a menorah when you are Christian.
Putting your hand out for a handshake, then pulling it back and slyly moving it through your own hair.
Queen Elizabeth's haunted lizard snatch
Queer bait
Quiabelagayo, Mayan God of S&M.
Rachael Ray's weird boobs.
Racist Michael Richards
Rahm Emmanuel's missing finger.
Rainbow Parties.
Raining top shelf pussy from the sky. only to find out in this dream you have no dick.
Ramadan.
Rapist, Necrophiliac Ducks
Realizing too late that there is no toilet paper left
Reindeer semen.
Responding to a fight by striping down naked.
Returning some videotapes
Richard Simmons in a pink, sparkly tank top
Riding a Sybian with uncontrollable diarrhea
Riding a tandem bicycle alone
Ripping a cheek-flappingly loud fart at a funeral during the moment of silence.
Rob Ford
Roberto Luongo shitting his pants
Rodents of unusual size.
Ron Jeremy's massive equine dong.
Rudolph's glowing red snot.
Running over children for sport
Russian dashboard cameras.
Santa Clause cumming in all the bad girl's chimneys.
Santa's accidental erection.
Sarcasm so intense that it circles back to sincerity.
Sasha Grey and her trinity of penis-ravaged orifices
Sassy replies from Siri
Saying "hashtag" in everyday conversation.
Scrapers
Second Base.
Secretly hoping your parents will die soon so you can collect your inheritance
Seeing your life flash before your eyes, and realizing it was kind of shit.
Seeing your naked reflection on the computer screen while the video loads.
Semen
Sending your significant other a message by shitting on the floor in front of the toilet instead of in the toilet.
Separate but equal.
Setting fire to a children's hospital
Sex on the floor of a children's hospital bathroom.
Sexually abusing the mentally handicapped
Sexually Aggressive Pit Bulls
Sexually confused gods and goddesses.
Sexually molesting a precious childhood toy
Sharks with freakin “lasers” on their head.
Shennanigans
Shitting and eating at the same time
Shitting cum into an evidence bag
Shitting on any moment of decency.
Shitting out an unopened beer bottle
Shoddy habit for humanities houses.
Shooting RoboCop in the mouth
Shouting into your penis like it's a microphone
Shower Farts
Shrek.
Single digit checking account balances.
Six gummy bears and some scotch.
Six pack baby Jesus from those reinaissance paintings
Skittles and Arizona iced tea
Sleeping for a century
Sleeping in random places on campus because it is easier than going home.
Slow dance boners.
Slow dance erections
Slow motion penile helicoptering.
Slutting your way to the top
Small talk with your hairdresser.
Smell of a freshly opened pack of new cards.
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The Band Syndrome of A Downs
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The Burning Bush - A Heal by Prayer STD Clinic
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The current edition of Muhammad Ali
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The first 10 minutes of "Bruno"
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2013.08.28 18:18 Patrick324 150+ Teams in 150+ Days: University of South Alabama Jaguars

UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH ALABAMA
Sun Belt Conference
Year Founded: May, 1963 Location: Mobile, Alabama
Total Attendance:2013: 15,311 (Graduate Enrollment = 3,466)
Mascot: Jaguars
Cheerleaders: 1, 2, THREE, and 4
Fight Song: South
Arena: The Mitchell Center , interior Arena Location: on campus Conference Championships: (9): 1979, 1980, 1989, 1991, 1997, 1998, 2006, 2007, 2008 National Titles (0)
2012-13 Season
Record: 17-13
Coach:
  • Ronnie Arrow Arrow was HC through the first 10 games of the season, until he retired abruptly on December 19, 2012.
  • Jeff Price was named the interim head coach for the remainder of the season.
Key Players:
Biggest Moments:
  • 76-71 Win at Florida State to start the season
  • 65-57 Win over rival WKU at home
2013-14 Season
Roster: Full roster hasn’t been released yet, but guaranteed spots are here.
Schedule: Full schedule yet to be released. What we have so far:
11/08/2013 vs. U of Detroit
12/14/2013 vs. Battle in Seattle vs. Gonzaga, KeyArena
12/28/2013 @ New Mexico St. / Las Cruces, N.M.
01/02/2014 vs. WKU
01/04/2014 vs. Georgia St.
01/11/2014 @ Arkansas St.
01/18/2014 vs. ULM
01/25/2014 @ Texas-Arlington
01/30/2013 @ Georgia St.
02/13/2013 vs. Arkansas St.
02/15/2014 @ WKU
02/27/2014 @ ULM
03/08/2013 vs. Texas-Arlington (Senior Day)
The Greats
Greatest Games:
  • Feb. 17, 1979 - v. UNC-Charlotte Rory White scores a game-high 25 points and Ed Rains adds 21 to lead the Jags to a 66-63 victory at UNC-Charlotte, wrapping up a 10-0 Sun Belt Conference mark and the program’s first-ever league championship; it’s the first time in SBC history that a school completed the regular season with an undefeated record. John May supplied 10 points and nine rebounds, and Lonnie Legette contributed eight points and seven assists for USA, which would face Louisville in the Jaguars’ first-ever NCAA Tournament appearance en route to finishing with a 20-7 overall record.
  • March 17, 1989 - “The Shot that Rolled the Tide” Jeff Hodge scored the last of his game-high 29 points on a three-pointer with four seconds remaining in regulation, lifting the Jaguars to the only NCAA Tournament victory in school history with an 86-84 defeat of Alabama in the first round of the event in Atlanta. Gabriel Estaba recorded 26 points and seven rebounds, and Junie Lewis contributed a double-double with 15 and a game-high 12 rebounds as USA beat the Southeastern Conference champions. It capped a season in which the Jags finished 23-9, won the Sun Belt Conference regular-season title with an 11-3 mark and claimed the league tournament championship in Richmond, Va.
  • December 22, 2009 - 67-66 Win over #18 Florida in Gainesville
Greatest Players:
Greatest Coaches:
  • Cliff Ellis (1975-84, 171–84 record) - also served as Athletic Director for a while.
  • Ronnie Arrow (1987-94 + 2007-12, 177–127 record) led Jags to their only NCAA tourney win in program history against in-state foe Alabama in 1989.
  • Bill Musselman (1996-1997) - back-to-back NCAA tournament appearances.
Greatest Rivalries: All our rivalries are gone…Here’s what they used to be:
  • Western Kentucky - This has been our biggest rivalry for the past decade-plus, but now that they’re leaving for C-USA after this season, I fear it won’t survive.
  • UAB - Back when they were conference-mates, this was quite a rivalry. Now we never play them.
  • Troy - Probably the closest thing we have left to a rivalry. Our fans enjoy making the short trip to their gym and overpowering their student section.
Traditions
  • SIYM - In the Winter of 2001, college roommates Patrick324, beefsiym, and Mike Odair were sitting in the student section at a USA basketball game. The students were engaged in some harmless heckling of the visitors' bench as was standard practice in those days. At one point during the game, there was a blocked shot by a Jaguar, when Patrick324 yelled the common phrase, "In your face!" Simultaneously, beefsiym exclaimed, "Mouf!", which at the time was slang for the phrase "in your face." Mike Odair, the creative one of the group, then put the two exclamations together to create the phrase, "South in Your Mouth," and the rest was history. (The University of South Alabama is referred to simply as “South” in the Mobile area and by its students.) The phrase caught on at basketball games as a chant used after each successful USA free throw attempt. Long after its creators graduated, the phrase and its acronym continues to be used by students. In 2010, Athletic Director Dr. Joel Erdmann asked the cheerleaders and band members to stop using the phrase, citing “the ambiguity of the expression.” This had the obvious result of ensuring that the chant would live on forever. It was even included in EA Sports NCAA Football 2014 during the team intro.
  • USA! Chant - Dating back to when the Jags hit the hardwood in the old Jag Gym and the Mobile Civic Center, when the home team needs that extra push from the crowd, a prideful chant of “USA! USA! USA!” always does the trick.
Campus and Surrounding Area
City Population: 415,000 (Mobile Municipal) / 600,000 (Mobile-Daphne-Fairhope CSA)
City Skyline: From south of Government Blvd., With U.S.S. Alabama in forefront, Approaching I-10 tunnel from the west.
Iconic Campus Structures:
Local Dining:
Near Campus
  • Pickle Fish Pizza - good pizza, cheap booze, directly across the street from the Mitchell Center (basketball arena).
  • Brick Pit - Best BBQ in a city with lots of good BBQ. As seen on Man v. Food.
  • Montego’s Carribean Cafe & Bar - Best beer selection west of I-65. Excellent food, too. The owners are USA alumni, and they make sure all Jags road games (any sport) that are streamed anywhere on the internet are played on every tv in the joint.
  • Heroes Sports Bar & Grille - Best place to watch multiple games simulaneously. Overpriced beer, but good bar food.
Random Trivia
  • 13th Seed South Alabama came close to beating eventual champion Arizona in the First Round of the 1997 NCAA Tournament.
  • South came nowhere close to beating eventual champion Florida in the First Round of the 2006 NCAA Tournament
What Is and What is to Come
2012-13 Recap:
Last season was a season of flux for the South Alabama Jaguar Basketball program. 10 games into the season, with a 5-5 record, coach Ronnie Arrow retired. He did so as the all-time winningest coach in Sun Belt history, the all-time winningest coach in school history and the only coach in school history to win an NCAA Tournament game. Assistant coach Jeff Price took over as the interim head coach on December 22nd. One game later, leading scorer Xavier Roberson was dismissed from the university for off-the-court issues. Eight games later, starting PG Freddie Jones-Goldstein was lost for the season with a shoulder injury. The Jags were still able to win an impressive 10 of 14 games before an 85-50 dismantling by MTSU in Murfreesboro. Despite fielding 13 different starting lineups, South Alabama earned the No. 3 seed in the Sun Belt Conference tournament where they lost a second round heart-breaker to eventual tournament champion Western Kentucky, received an invitation to CollegeInsider.com Postseason Tournament vs. Tulane, and finished the season 17-13.
Center Javier Carter, guards Freddie Goldstein, Trey Anderson, and Wendall Wright have graduated, while returning PG Dre Conner and little-used post Gregoryshon Magee have moved on from last year’s squad. Carter, Goldstein and Conner represent a fair amount of production that will need to be replaced this upcoming season.
2013-14 Outlook:
South Alabama fans are very excited to have Coach Graves bring the Butler style of basketball to the Gulf Coast. With a strong returning squad, solid new recruits, and a slightly weaker conference, the Jags are expected to contend for the Sun Belt title and a bid to the NCAA tournament.
RETURNING JAGS
Two seniors return to lead the ’13-’14 South Alabama Jaguars. Senior power forward Augustine Rubit is perhaps one of the most consistent players in college basketball this century. He’s been a rebounding and score machine in the post since he became as starter as a freshman. He’s added some length to his game over the years which allows him to clear some traffic from time to time and make defenders pay who don’t feel the need to step out and guard him away from the bucket. Rubit will enter this season second all-time in rebounds with 891 career boards (just 41 behind Terry Catledge for the school record) and 7th on the school’s all-time scoring list with 1,390 points. While it’s unlikely he’ll eclipse Jeff Hodge as the program’s all-time leading scorer, it’s very likely he’ll graduate as the Jags’ all-time leader in rebounds and second on its list of scorers, which puts him firmly in the “best player in school history” discussion.
Fellow senior, Guard Antoine Allen, is well travelled. The former Baltimore (Md.) metro player of the year came to South Alabama from the University of Miami by way of Palm Beach State (Fla.) JC. Allen exploded on the scene with 21 points including 4 of 5 threes in the first game of the year as USA upset Florida St. in Tallahassee. He went ice cold from behind the arc for the next month before shooting his way out of it and becoming more consistent. He finished the year averaging 9.1 points a game while shooting 28% from 3-point range. He’s an explosive player with a high motor who gets after it on defense. If he can be a consistent outside threat, he’s primed for a very nice senior year. It’s worth pointing out that he nailed 41.7% of his 3’s as a freshman at Miami and 38% of his treys at Palm Beach State, so he clearly has it in him to have a much better year shooting the ball.
Junior guard/forward Mychal Ammons would be the star of this team if not for Augustine Rubit. Ammons is super athletic with the body of a college linebacker who has become more comfortable every year stretching his game away from the basket (39.4% from behind the line in ’12-’13 compared to 31.8% in ’11-’12). He averaged 10 and 6.3 through the first two years of his career. Entering his junior year, it’s time for Ammons to be more assertive and carry more of the scoring load. He has the potential to be a force under the basket and on the perimeter.
Junior forward Dionte Ferguson sat out last season as a transfer from Morehead State. The Alabama native came home and through his efforts in spring workouts has aligned himself to earn valuable minutes in the post. He’s an effort player, who Jags fans will enjoy watching fight for rebounds and run down loose balls.
European big man Viktor Jurícek came to the Jags by way of the Canarias Basketball Academy. He’s a skilled player, who can handle the ball, pass and shoot (3 of 8 from behind the line) but he has to add size and strength and continue to refine his post game. He has a chance to be a mismatch nightmare, if he can develop his low post game to go with his shooting ability. With the loss of center Javier Carter, Juricek could take a big step forward as a sophomore.
Sophomore guard Barrington Stevens III can play the point or off the ball as he’s one of the better shooters on the team. BS3 started off last season in the PG rotation, but moved into more of a shooters role as the year progressed in an effort to take advantage of his abilities as a shooter. He started 9 games in ’12-’13 and was a heavy contributor hitting 34% of his 3-PT attempts. That experience and production makes him a good candidate to grab one of the starting guard spots coming out of the gate in 2013.
JAGUAR NEWCOMERS
The Jaguars will welcome 5 incoming freshman to the program in ’13 - ’14. Three of those players were recruited by the previous coaching staff, then re-recruited by the new staff. Those players were shooting guard Isaiah Maston (6'4,175 / Wenonna HS, Ala.), shooting guard Terrance Johnson (6'3,185 / Deerfield Beach HS, Fla.) and combo guard Kenneth "Juice" Williams (6' ,170 / Episcopal HS; Bellaire, Texas). Coach Graves and his staff brought on two new recruits whom they began recruiting after taking over the reins at South Alabama – point guard Aakim Saintil (5'11 / Roselle Catholic HS, N.J.) and 6’8 post Austin Karazsia (Linton HS, Ind.).
Aakim Saintil and Juice Williams will both get a legitimate shot at the point guard position. All of the starts and most of the minutes logged at PG last season are gone. Aakim Saintil is the typical northeastern PG - savvy, intelligent, and a creative passer. As a senior Saintil lead Roselle Catholic to the Non-Public state championship, scoring 21 points in the semi-finals and 14 points in the finals (nine in the fourth quarter) over national power houses the St. Patrick School and St. Anthony, respectively. Juice Williams is quick and explosive with the ability to get into the lane plus has 3-point range on his jumper. He can be just as effective without the ball in his hands and it’s his versatility that could allow him and Saintil to be on the court at the same time, either this year or in the future.
Wenonah’s Isaiah Maston finished his high school career as one of the most prolific shooters in state history. He shot (and made) ridiculous amounts of three pointers as he helped lead Wenonah to three straight state championship, while earning numerous awards along the way. Terrance Johnson is a well regarded scorer in his own right, but he has the reputation of being a well-rounded player who plays hard on the defensive end, crashes the boards and can pass and get to the rim as well as shoot.
Austin Karazsia is the lone post player of the group. He was an all-state player in Indiana averaging 21 points and 9 rebounds per game as a senior. Interestingly, he’s still a bit raw as he focused a great deal of his attention in high school to playing QB where he led Linton High School to a 26-2 record over his final two seasons. As a senior he passed 3,328 yards and 42 touchdowns with only 10 interceptions while completing an eye-catching 71% of his throws.
With only 2 seniors, 2 juniors and 2 sophomores on the roster, the 2013 freshman signing class will be counted on heavily to contribute, particularly the guards.
”Lagniappe”
Fun Facts about Mobile, Alabama
A Small Sampling of Famous Native Mobilians
By the Numbers: The University of South Alabama’s Vital Statistics
  • 75,000 degrees awarded
  • 250,000 patients treated annually
  • 5,500 employees
  • $2 billion annual economic impact
  • $400 million annual payroll, largest in the Mobile area
Random Trivia
  • Having been founded only 50 years ago, the University of South Alabama is the youngest 4-year institution of higher education in the state of Alabama. However, USA and the USA Foundation have the third-largest endowment in the state, behind the University of Alabama System and Auburn. (Source)
A Sampling of Notable USA Alumni
More Information: Jags Jungle, Official USA Athletics Site, ThunderJags, The Lagniappe, The Vanguard student newspaper
Subreddits: /siym, /usouthal/, /MobileAl
Contributors: Patrick324 & Gene Hansen
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